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blueballs
06-30-2006, 08:25 PM
So you're 20 years old and find yourself stuck on a desserted island. You have a endless supply of food and clean water. On this island you find a small herd of sheep who have no fear of you. How long before you start to think about getting to know them better? Not do anything sexual with them, but realize, hey it's there?

shaneo69
06-30-2006, 08:31 PM
lambs or :whackit:

:hmmm:

blueballs
06-30-2006, 08:33 PM
this is just the thought
of hitting it
not doing it

Rain Man
06-30-2006, 09:11 PM
What breed of sheep?

4th and Long
06-30-2006, 09:16 PM
What breed of sheep?
Just pick one, damnit!

[ ] Africana
[ ] Barbado
[ ] Barbados Blackbelly
[ ] Blackhead Persian
[ ] Brazilian Somali
[ ] Damara
[ ] Dorper
[ ] Katahdin
[ ] Masai
[ ] Morada Nova
[ ] Pelibüey
[ ] Rabo Largo
[ ] Sahel-type
[ ] Santa Inęs
[ ] Somali
[ ] St. Croix (Virgin Island White)
[ ] Touabire
[ ] Uda
[ ] West African Dwarf
[ ] Wiltshire Horn
[ ] Booroola Merino
[ ] Delaine Merino
[ ] Fonthill Merino
[ ] German Mutton Merino
[ ] Medium-Wool Merino
[ ] Merinolandschaf
[ ] Poll Merino
[ ] South African Merino
[ ] South African Mutton Merino
[ ] Strong Wool Merino

Rudy lost the toss
06-30-2006, 09:22 PM
let's see... I'm 1/4 Welsh, so that right there makes me think that I wouldn't last a week with all those sheep in front of me.

Donger
06-30-2006, 09:28 PM
So you're 20 years old and find yourself stuck on a desserted island. You have a endless supply of food.

Wait. Is the food really sweet?

Donger
06-30-2006, 09:30 PM
let's see... I'm 1/4 Welsh, so that right there makes me think that I wouldn't last a week with all those sheep in front of me.

Heh. The Welsh are an odd lot.

You know why the Welsh love their Wellington (Wellies) boots so much, right? Because there's enough room to stick the hind legs of the sheep down inside them to keep the little buggers from getting away.

It took me many years to understand what that meant, but thanks Grandad!

Archie F. Swin
06-30-2006, 09:46 PM
I think blueballs may be trying to come to terms with a past experience

milkman
06-30-2006, 10:30 PM
I think blueballs may be trying to come to terms with a past experience

Nah.

He only feels a little sheepish about that.

blueballs
07-01-2006, 11:50 AM
bullshit!

a 20 year old male alone on a island with
plenty of food and water
you would be thinking about ****ing
everything that moved
with in a weeks time

Demonpenz
07-01-2006, 11:56 AM
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad thread

blueballs
07-01-2006, 11:58 AM
nice pink tongue

pr_capone
07-01-2006, 12:04 PM
let's see... I'm 1/4 Welsh, so that right there makes me think that I wouldn't last a week with all those sheep in front of me.

Ahhhhhhh Wales. Where the men are men.... and the sheep are scared.

nychief
07-01-2006, 12:08 PM
wrong board.


Sub forum: Sheep ****ing Hypothetical

greg63
07-01-2006, 01:41 PM
Voted Gaz; although I would be thinking Lamb chops.

blueballs
12-31-2007, 06:42 PM
New Years Eve sheep dip

Buck
12-31-2007, 07:40 PM
Well first I want to know if the sheep are going to cut into my food supply and/or contaminate my water?

blueballs
12-31-2007, 07:42 PM
not unless you eat grass

djrcmay
01-01-2008, 01:10 AM
inmature thread.

KCJohnny
01-01-2008, 01:11 AM
inmature thread.

Exactly. I remember my first beer.

Der Flöprer
01-01-2008, 01:13 AM
inmature thread.



So the sheep are old? :shrug: