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KChiefs1
06-30-2006, 09:17 PM
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Moooo
06-30-2006, 09:19 PM
I'll take some pointers...

But something in me wants the blockbusters

Moooo

Mr. Flopnuts
06-30-2006, 09:24 PM
Grapefruit looks cozy

Count Zarth
06-30-2006, 09:26 PM
Orange or sweet potatoes.

milkman
06-30-2006, 09:27 PM
I only want milk producers.

Jesus
06-30-2006, 09:30 PM
Orange Pointer Under Chinners are the best. Not even close.

Mr. Flopnuts
06-30-2006, 09:39 PM
Orange Pointer Under Chinners are the best. Not even close.


So says the messiah Jesus Christ. Thread closed.

Nightwish
06-30-2006, 10:48 PM
Oranges, grapefruits, or pointers.

Fire Me Boy!
06-30-2006, 10:53 PM
I'll admit it -- I like the bee stings and cranberries. But you gotta love some good pointers and grapefruits.

NJ Chief Fan
06-30-2006, 11:31 PM
dont matter as long as they arent saggy, bee stings or the nipples are the size of pepperoni

TinyEvel
06-30-2006, 11:38 PM
My cousin had some cranberries, but her nipples were like cocktail weenies. They were all nip and no tit.
Spooky.
She gave a good BJ tho.

PSYCHE!!! (she didn't give a good BJ)

:Lin:

ChiefsCountry
06-30-2006, 11:39 PM
the nipples are the size of pepperoni

Cough: Tara Reid Cough:

NJ Chief Fan
06-30-2006, 11:45 PM
Cough: Tara Reid Cough:

okay its acceptable ONCE IN A WHILE :)

CHENZ A!
07-01-2006, 03:43 AM
I suppose I'm in a citrus mood... :hmmm:

chagrin
07-01-2006, 04:46 AM
They left out perhaps the most underrated boobs out there, The Banana boobs - similar to the lemon, but unique.
I have to disqualify the entire chart based upon that glaring mistake.

Rausch
07-01-2006, 04:49 AM
Given the grotesque and limited options I'd go orange...

Kerberos
07-01-2006, 05:37 AM
candied sweet taters for me please.

:drool:

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Kerberos
07-01-2006, 05:40 AM
My cousin had some cranberries, but her nipples were like cocktail weenies. They were all nip and no tit.
Spooky.
She gave a good BJ tho.

PSYCHE!!! (she didn't give a good BJ)

:Lin:


Oh so you plugged the leak did ya?

Did she yell "i'm your cousin" the whole time you were stabbing her with the pork sword?

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Rausch
07-01-2006, 05:51 AM
candied sweet taters for me please.

:drool:

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Rain Man
07-01-2006, 06:19 AM
The best woman has intelligence, empathy, caring, a quick wit, and a pleasant personality. Enough said.




Oh. And pointers.

StcChief
07-01-2006, 06:33 AM
Citrus fruit is good.

DJay23
07-01-2006, 07:26 AM
Pointers. More fun when they are dangling over your face.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-01-2006, 07:35 AM
pointers/blockbusters!!!!

ChiefButthurt
07-01-2006, 07:45 AM
I think all the women of the Planet should post their's. Tell us what they look like. :p

hypersensitiveZO6
07-01-2006, 07:47 AM
I think all the women of the Planet should post their's. Tell us what they look like. :p

:hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm: :hmmm:

:clap:

RedandGold
07-01-2006, 07:55 AM
Decisions decisions...

Sweet Potatoes
Oranges
Grapefruits

Rain Man
07-01-2006, 09:53 AM
I bet there's a big market for this. However, I think the fact that it's from a plant found in Thailand and Burma kind of hurts the marketing effort. Those areas don't exactly have a reputation for large evidence of mammalia.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm

Chewing gum can 'enhance breasts'

Pueraria mirifica is full of active chemicals
A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.
B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing.

The gum works by slowly releasing compounds contained in an extract from a plant called Pueraria mirifica.

In theory, this helps to keep the muscle tissue in good order.

Pueraria mirifica, also known as Kwao Krua, is a species found in Thailand and Burma.

It has long been used by indigenous hill tribe people as a traditional medicine.

The plant's underground tubers contain a number of chemicals called phytoestrogens - natural compounds which mimic the effects of the female sex hormone oestrogen.

These include miroestrol and deoxymiroestrol, which are believed to exert a particularly strong effect, as they are very close in chemical structure to oestradiol, the main human oestrogen.

B2Up says that it is the effect of these two chemicals, coupled with a third phytooestrogen isoflavone, which makes its gum so effective.

It cites tests carried out by Thailand's Chulalongkorn University which found Pueraria mirifica therapy was able to enhance breast size by 80%.

Further tests carried out in England found that the plant had a beneficial effect on the skin, and hair, as well as the breasts.

The company also markets different Pueraria products, including pills, and tea.

The gum, which comes in rose flavour, has proved so popular that there are plans to start selling it in convenience stores.

Scepticism

Claire Williamson, of the British Nutrition Foundation, said research had suggested phytoestrogens may be beneficial in post-menopausal women in terms of reducing menopausal symptoms, and may also have beneficial effects on risk factors for heart disease and osteoporosis.

A role in breast cancer has also been suggested.

But she said research had suggested that isoflavone supplements are not as effective in managing menopausal symptoms as isoflavone rich foods such as soya.

Furthermore, consumption of isoflavones may need to be life-long in order to have beneficial effects on postmenopausal symptoms.

"So there is clear evidence of the potential health benefits of consuming isoflavone-rich foods such as soya, however consumption in the form of a gum has not been extensively studied and such products may be simply another food gimmick."

Jilly
07-01-2006, 10:30 AM
They left out perhaps the most underrated boobs out there, The Banana boobs - similar to the lemon, but unique.
I have to disqualify the entire chart based upon that glaring mistake.

Agreed, that was my first thought.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-01-2006, 10:31 AM
This thread will be bigger than the "Drink of Choice Thread."

StcChief
07-01-2006, 10:41 AM
This thread will be bigger than the "Drink of Choice Thread."

I doubt it. :rolleyes:

After everyone chimes in on their taste.

These choices seem somewhat dubious.
:p

Jilly
07-01-2006, 10:43 AM
I'd like to see the oranges head on before I make my decision!

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 10:50 AM
grapefruit

Adept Havelock
07-01-2006, 11:07 AM
Like Weird Al sang...

"Grapefruit Diet"....

R&GHomer
07-01-2006, 01:28 PM
Grapfruit or Orange. Good lawd I'm glad I have never come across a pair of coat hangers

dtebbe
07-01-2006, 06:15 PM
Just like my birddogs

pointers