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TinyEvel
07-01-2006, 12:14 AM
Have you ever sent an all-company email?

I sent this one, and it ALMOST got me fired.

Two women (Shannon and Amanda) were leaving our ad agency to go work on the Jimmy Dean sausage account at another agency. They asked me to write "one of your funny emails" to invite everyone out for drinks after work on their last day.

I do not endorse nor condone this type of email writing. Use better judegement. Your actual mileage may differ, etc.....


(here's the email)

So, tonight weíll gather at Baja Cantina to bid farewell to Shannon and Amanda, whoíll be going to TBWA/Chiat to work on the Jimmy Deanís sausage account. That Jimmy Dean sure is a lucky guy to have two fine woman like these working on his sausage Ďround the clock.

Working on Jimmy Deanís sausage must be a big responsibility. Letís all hope that Shannon and Amanda can get a firm grip on Jimmy Deanís sausage and work it into that tight, almost impenetrable place in consumersí heads.

Itís no easy task to put Jimmy Deanís sausage on the lips of consumers. What if focus group participants donít like the taste of Jimmy Deanís sausage in their mouth? Jimmy Deanís sausage would be harder than ever, and could Shannon and Amanda handle Jimmy Deanís sausage in a situation like that? I think so. I even believe, firmly, that they will make Jimmy Deanís sausage grow to unprecedented size.

I can see them riding Jimmy Deanís sausage to the top of that agency. And once Jimmy Deanís sausage is satisfied with itís impressive growth and consumers are grabbing Jimmy Deanís sausage wherever they can, I bet Shannon and Amanda will be tapped to tag team once again on one of Chiatís other food accounts, say, Uncle Benís Long Grain.

So join us at Baja Cantina tonight to wish them good luck and give them a spunky send-off!

--Jason

Count Alex's Wins
07-01-2006, 12:21 AM
You are Abe Froman?

greg63
07-01-2006, 12:27 AM
So what about that e-mail could anyone possible find offensive??? :rolleyes: :p

Moooo
07-01-2006, 12:28 AM
So what about that e-mail could anyone possible find offensive??? :rolleyes: :p

Maybe the Jewish community?

Moooo

TinyEvel
07-01-2006, 12:31 AM
Did anyone think this was gping to be a TGI Friday's thread?

--Vegetable medleyyyyyyeeeah!

greg63
07-01-2006, 12:36 AM
Maybe the Jewish community?

Moooo

ROFLROFL

greg63
07-01-2006, 12:36 AM
Did anyone think this was gping to be a TGI Friday's thread?

--Vegetable medleyyyyyyeeeah!

Not me.

KCChiefsMan
07-01-2006, 01:14 AM
I'm pretty sure 90% of companies would have canned your butt for that

Logical
07-01-2006, 01:22 AM
Funny as hell, probably saved your ass because the people who would have fired you laughed and then could not bring themselves to do the job.

TinyEvel
07-01-2006, 01:35 AM
Funny as hell, probably saved your ass because the people who would have fired you laughed and then could not bring themselves to do the job.

BINGO!

Bwana
07-01-2006, 07:06 AM
LOL, nice work. If I would have sent that, I would have been getting a phone call that I had to report to Indy for 3 days of sensitivity training. :D

shaneo69
07-01-2006, 03:51 PM
Have you ever sent an all-company email?

I sent this one, and it ALMOST got me fired.

Two women (Shannon and Amanda) were leaving our ad agency to go work on the Jimmy Dean sausage account at another agency. They asked me to write "one of your funny emails" to invite everyone out for drinks after work on their last day.

I do not endorse nor condone this type of email writing. Use better judegement. Your actual mileage may differ, etc.....


(here's the email)

So, tonight weíll gather at Baja Cantina to bid farewell to Shannon and Amanda, whoíll be going to TBWA/Chiat to work on the Jimmy Deanís sausage account. That Jimmy Dean sure is a lucky guy to have two fine woman like these working on his sausage Ďround the clock.

Working on Jimmy Deanís sausage must be a big responsibility. Letís all hope that Shannon and Amanda can get a firm grip on Jimmy Deanís sausage and work it into that tight, almost impenetrable place in consumersí heads.

Itís no easy task to put Jimmy Deanís sausage on the lips of consumers. What if focus group participants donít like the taste of Jimmy Deanís sausage in their mouth? Jimmy Deanís sausage would be harder than ever, and could Shannon and Amanda handle Jimmy Deanís sausage in a situation like that? I think so. I even believe, firmly, that they will make Jimmy Deanís sausage grow to unprecedented size.

I can see them riding Jimmy Deanís sausage to the top of that agency. And once Jimmy Deanís sausage is satisfied with itís impressive growth and consumers are grabbing Jimmy Deanís sausage wherever they can, I bet Shannon and Amanda will be tapped to tag team once again on one of Chiatís other food accounts, say, Uncle Benís Long Grain.

So join us at Baja Cantina tonight to wish them good luck and give them a spunky send-off!

--Jason

That's some good work. I would've promoted you.

Adept Havelock
07-01-2006, 04:23 PM
Good one. The fact it was damn funny likely saved your ass from some mandatory "sensitivity" training. You know, one of those classes where they teach you how to show respect for chicks and fat broads.

Psyko Tek
07-01-2006, 06:06 PM
great stuff

the have Baja in montana?

is baja montana idaho?

TinyEvel
12-02-2008, 01:45 AM
This was another good one.