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KILLER_CLOWN
07-01-2006, 01:47 AM
Quite hilarious stuff here, i chuckled a while and so may you.

http://www.gamerevolution.com/feature/worst_names

Booby Kids 25

I dare you to squeeze their cheeks.

Platforms : NES
Publisher : Nihon Busson
Year : 1987

Though the Japanese are traditionally obsessed with panties, they switched gears in this top-down action romp. Should have been subtitled Tits for Tots.



Tongue of the Fatman 18

Starring Ron Jeremy.

Platforms : PC
Publisher : Activision
Year : 1989

There's nothing like getting a little tongue from the fatman, which is precisely what this bizarre yet nauseating fighting game delivered. At least it didn't have John Madden in it.

Rausch
07-01-2006, 01:50 AM
Nothing beats Fight Club.

I was so pissed off after that game I threw it in the driveway, pushed my foot down HARD on top of it, and drug it all around the 12x10 square my car was parked on before taking it back to Hastings and demanding my money back for a damaged product...

Moooo
07-01-2006, 01:51 AM
No E.T. for Atari?

Moooo

Reaper16
07-01-2006, 01:52 AM
video game names

KILLER_CLOWN
07-01-2006, 01:53 AM
No E.T. for Atari?

Moooo

(E)xtra (T)esticle?

Guru
07-01-2006, 01:54 AM
No Pick Ace Pete?

Moooo
07-01-2006, 01:54 AM
video game names

My mistake...

Moooo

KILLER_CLOWN
07-01-2006, 01:55 AM
Another Famous title emerges

Rosco McQueen - Firefighter Extreme 16

Flame on.

Platform : Playstation
Publisher : Psygnosis
Year : 1997

Rosco is hot stuff in his his most extremely flaming video game yet! And when he whips out his hose, you'll burn with the desire to play with it!

sedated
07-01-2006, 01:56 AM
if everyone's avatar is going to be a star wars character, I don't think can post here anymore

Guru
07-01-2006, 02:02 AM
My mistake...

Moooo


Thought you went to bed Anteater.

Moooo
07-01-2006, 02:09 AM
Thought you went to bed Anteater.

So did I... I took a shower, and got caught up in the convo.when I came back.

Moooo

Guru
07-01-2006, 02:12 AM
So did I... I took a shower, and got caught up in the convo.when I came back.

Moooo


OK. You must be drunk. You were going to bed and took a shower. :hmmm: ROFL

Moooo
07-01-2006, 02:19 AM
OK. You must be drunk. You were going to bed and took a shower. :hmmm: ROFL

I'm short on space..., I sleep in the tub and sometimes get confused...

I said, "I"m going to bed," cause I didn't feel like saying, "I am going to go take a shower in which afterwards I will go to bed."

Moooo

Rausch
07-01-2006, 02:33 AM
Ok, despite the amazing graphics and outstanding gameplay "Final Fantasy" has to be one of the most generic and Engrish names out there.

WTF does that name have to do with ANY of the storylines of any of the 12 games out there?...

CHENZ A!
07-01-2006, 03:24 AM
baseball stars was ****ing awesome butyuou can't be the American Dreams, you can be either the Brave Warriors or the Ninjas, and whichever you are ill kick your ass and you be looking like a lovely ladie,

Demonpenz
07-01-2006, 10:40 AM
jumpman!

Adept Havelock
07-01-2006, 10:42 AM
Shaq-Fu.

Or....

(Links NQSFW)
This next one might win as "Worst game and worst name".
From Japan...saw one of these once. I walked over, took a look, and spent the rest of the day walking around Tokyo shaking my head going "why???"
<a href="http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm">Boong-Ga Boong-Ga</a> Translates as "Spank 'Em".

Coin-Op
Japan-


<a href="http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty04.htm">Beat 'em and Eat 'em</a>
Atari 2600
-Mystique

Dr. Nikolas Van Helsing would be so proud of the second one. :shake: