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JimNasium
07-01-2006, 08:41 PM
I just watched a chick flick with JennyGump. Does this void my man card? Wait....it gets worse. I actually watched the chick flick with JennyGump whilst on the phone. In other words, she was at her house and I was at mine. Please be gentle.

Logical
07-01-2006, 08:43 PM
Did you use this as inspiration?

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 08:43 PM
she was at her house and I was at mine
:eek:



put on a dress :shake:



if you were in the same room you could at least pretend to be trying to get some ... or just thinking about getting some ... but on the phone, that's just sad.

ChiefsfaninPA
07-01-2006, 08:44 PM
Nah, we all at some point have to do that. It is sort of like a chore. In your case your sig. other likes the Chiefs and football, mines doesn't. So when I do things like that, in return she watches a game without complaining. Trade off.

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 08:45 PM
Did you use this as inspiration?
I'm pretty sure that she has a firm grasp on my coin purse if you will. :shake:

Logical
07-01-2006, 08:48 PM
I'm pretty sure that she has a firm grasp on my coin purse if you will. :shake:LOL well there could be worse things. Actually Miss Gump seems like she would be a fine catch, so I don't blame you.

Braincase
07-01-2006, 08:48 PM
Hey, at least you didn't wreck your Escalade.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 08:49 PM
put on a dress :shake:
Forget the dress. If you're going to act like a pussy, you should dress like this.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2499/halloweentampon9lb.jpg

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 08:50 PM
Forget the dress. If you're going to act like a pussy, you should dress like this.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2499/halloweentampon9lb.jpg
ROFL Have I ever mentioned just how much I hate you?

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 08:51 PM
ROFL Have I ever mentioned just how much I hate you?
Not lately. :D

Coach
07-01-2006, 08:52 PM
ROFL

ChiefsfaninPA
07-01-2006, 08:53 PM
Forget the dress. If you're going to act like a pussy, you should dress like this.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/2499/halloweentampon9lb.jpg


Hey 4th, I thought we had a deal, I help you with your computer problems, you wouldn't release this photo of myself.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 08:54 PM
Hey 4th, I thought we had a deal, I help you with your computer problems, you wouldn't release this photo of myself.
That's Nasium. You REALLY want me to post YOUR picture? :D

ChiefsfaninPA
07-01-2006, 08:56 PM
That's Nasium. You REALLY want me to post YOUR picture? :D

Of course not your majesty.

milkman
07-01-2006, 08:56 PM
You're whipped.

You don't lose your man card, it's just deactivated until you do something to reclaim.

That usually involves doing something monumentally stupid.

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 08:57 PM
You're whipped.

You don't lose your man card, it's just deactivated until you do something to reclaim.

That usually involves doing something monumentally stupid.
It's only a matter of time..... :shake:

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 08:58 PM
usually involves doing something monumentally stupid.

yep ... the bigger the stupidity, the faster you get the card back.

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:04 PM
Well, did he mention we are now surfing the internet whilst on the phone?

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:05 PM
Well, did he mention we are now surfing the internet whilst on the phone?Dammit woman! How can I show my face around here again?
:banghead:

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:06 PM
Dammit woman! How can I show my face around here again?
:banghead:

I got one place and one place only for your face to be.

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:07 PM
I got one place and one place only for your face to be.Oh man, I am so screwed around here from now on.
:shake:

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:07 PM
As long as you get a BJ later and don't admit it to any of your friends...

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 09:07 PM
Well, did he mention we are now surfing the internet whilst on the phone?

http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/2322/nancy3uu.gif

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:09 PM
http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/2322/nancy3uu.gif
I'll accept that. Have I mentioned lately that I've had Jenny's nipples in my mouth?

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:09 PM
As long as you get a BJ later and don't admit it to any of your friends...

Well, lets put it this way, he's never had to ask for one. :D

ChiTown
07-01-2006, 09:09 PM
I got one place and one place only for your face to be.

:p

Geezus.

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:10 PM
Well, lets put it this way, he's never had to ask for one. :D
Which is the way it should be...

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 09:12 PM
I'll accept that. Have I mentioned lately that I've had Jenny's nipples in my mouth?

:hmmm:


that sort of changes things ... you're not a nancy boy, you're just pussy whipped. :D

Phobia
07-01-2006, 09:12 PM
Did you jerk?

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:13 PM
I haven't yet.

milkman
07-01-2006, 09:13 PM
:p

Geezus.

So that's a pic of JimNasium's face in action?

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:14 PM
Did you jerk?
Not yet but I'm getting ready to call Pink.

Donger
07-01-2006, 09:14 PM
I enjoy chick flicks occasionally, although I don't think I'd watch them without my wife. I view it as continuing education.

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:14 PM
I'll accept that. Have I mentioned lately that I've had Jenny's nipples in my mouth?
Oh, like you're the first...

Donger
07-01-2006, 09:14 PM
BTW, is Jenny actually attractive?

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:15 PM
BTW, is Jenny actually attractive?

If you are into pigs.

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:15 PM
BTW, is Jenny actually attractive?
Do you think I would date someone who is not?

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 09:15 PM
BTW, is Jenny actually attractive?

that would be an affirmative

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:15 PM
If you are into pigs.
with stretch marks.

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:17 PM
with stretch marks.

and no sense of humor

ChiTown
07-01-2006, 09:19 PM
So that's a pic of JimNasium's face in action?

Let's hope her cooter doesn't turn Jimmy's face green................

milkman
07-01-2006, 09:20 PM
Let's hope her cooter doesn't turn Jimmy's face green................

ROFL

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:20 PM
and no sense of humor
And this is the reason that I'm so damn quiet when people meet me, it's just better for everyone.

Phobia
07-01-2006, 09:26 PM
Okay, I've formulated an answer to this question. If Jennay lives more than 20 minutes from you then you might be in the clear but that's only because gas is $3.00 a gallon.

If she's just down the road get a rusty scrotum knife.

Jenny Gump
07-01-2006, 09:27 PM
Okay, I've formulated an answer to this question. If Jennay lives more than 20 minutes from you then you might be in the clear but that's only because gas is $3.00 a gallon.

If she's just down the road get a rusty scrotum knife.

He's 19 minutes away. Scrotum...be gone.

JimNasium
07-01-2006, 09:28 PM
He's 19 minutes away. Scrotum...be gone.But I'm drunk. It's at least 30 minutes via cab. Oh, and Phobia, you are a mutha fukka.

Donger
07-01-2006, 09:42 PM
Do you think I would date someone who is not?

I don't know. I don't know you.

Phobia
07-01-2006, 09:55 PM
But I'm drunk. It's at least 30 minutes via cab. Oh, and Phobia, you are a mutha fukka.
I'd drive drunk for her. You don't love her like I do.

morphius
07-01-2006, 09:58 PM
But I'm drunk. It's at least 30 minutes via cab. Oh, and Phobia, you are a mutha fukka.
Well, we know what you voted for in the Beer or Sex poll.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 09:59 PM
And this is the reason that I'm so damn quiet when people meet me, it's just better for everyone.
Rumor has it you already have an unfair advantage with those, "dreamy eyes."

Donger
07-01-2006, 10:00 PM
Rumor has it you already have an unfair advantage with those, "dreamy eyes."

Dreamy eyes? I've always wanted those. I don't have dreamy eyes.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:01 PM
Dreamy eyes? I've always wanted those. I don't have dreamy eyes.
Same here. My are bloodshot and surrounded by wrinkles.

Donger
07-01-2006, 10:03 PM
Same here. My are bloodshot and surrounded by wrinkles.

Those could be dreamy, depending on the lady in question.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:06 PM
Those could be dreamy, depending on the lady in question.
I, ... ummm, ... I, .... ehhh, ... I, .......... OK, I got nuthin'.

morphius
07-01-2006, 10:12 PM
Rumor has it you already have an unfair advantage with those, "dreamy eyes."
Well, God ran out of personality and gave me dreamy eyes to give me a fighting chance.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:16 PM
Well, God ran out of personality and gave me dreamy eyes to give me a fighting chance.
I have a similar curse. God ran out of height and gave me brains instead.

Der Flöprer
07-01-2006, 10:18 PM
I have a similar curse. God ran out of height and gave me brains instead.


Well, hopefully (for you) you have girth to make up for that little problem. Pun intended. :D

milkman
07-01-2006, 10:19 PM
I have a similar curse. God ran out of height and gave me brains instead.

Oh hell, all I got was rocks.

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Well, hopefully (for you) you have girth to make up for that little problem. Pun intended. :D
:spock:

I'm hangin' in there just fine, Floppy, but your concern is noted.

Der Flöprer
07-01-2006, 10:25 PM
:spock:

I'm hangin' in there just fine, Floppy, but your concern is noted.



ROFL

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:26 PM
Oh hell, all I got was rocks.
You remind me of someone else I knew in my youth.
http://www.caves.com/fss/images/charlie_brown_pumpkin1.jpeg
All he got was rocks too.

milkman
07-01-2006, 10:32 PM
You remind me of someone else I knew in my youth.
http://www.caves.com/fss/images/charlie_brown_pumpkin1.jpeg
All he got was rocks too.

Wait!

You knew me when I was a kid?

4th and Long
07-01-2006, 10:34 PM
Wait!

You knew me when I was a kid?
I think so. Your real name is Shirley, ... right?

:p

Mosbonian
07-01-2006, 10:41 PM
I have a similar curse. God ran out of height and gave me brains instead.

You're lucky...God ran out of hair and gave me a lifetime supply of Turtlewax.

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
07-01-2006, 10:45 PM
And Jim....while we are forced by the Code of Masculine ManHood to pull your Man-Card, you can console yourself that at least you lost it for a decent reason....Jenny Gump.

Now, had it been a Beer-Goggle chick, it might be a different story.

mmaddog
*******

|Zach|
07-01-2006, 10:51 PM
Everything I thought I knew is a lie.

Jesus
07-01-2006, 10:59 PM
Everything I thought I knew is a lie.
Jim fools people he meets. This whole JennyGump thing is a charade. He's an alien from a faraway galaxy, using her and all of you for his sick research.

CHIEF4EVER
07-01-2006, 11:01 PM
I just watched a chick flick with JennyGump. Does this void my man card? Wait....it gets worse. I actually watched the chick flick with JennyGump whilst on the phone. In other words, she was at her house and I was at mine. Please be gentle.

You are a Homebrewer dude. Thus you Man Card is permanently laminated. You're good to go, chick flick or no.

Psyko Tek
07-01-2006, 11:02 PM
the question is...
are you or are you not gonna get blown for watching this movie?

yes, card intact
no....
duuuuuude,
go buy an extremely expensive car/bike/boat to restore cards statis