PDA

View Full Version : The Pick-A-Stripper Thread.


Rain Man
07-01-2006, 10:28 PM
Here are 25 strippers arrested in Florida during a big sting operation earlier this year. If you found yourself in their places of business, who would be worth a $10 lap dance?

Warning: Photo 21 is not for the faint of heart.

As for me, only #1, 7, 8, 10, and 11 would make the cut. If not for the stupid tattoo, #1 would clearly be the class of the group, but the tattoo knocks her down like an angry pimp, bringing #11 to the top.

#3 apparently didn't like getting arrested.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0203062strip1.html

Cochise
07-01-2006, 10:32 PM
21-25: I would probably pay all of them to go away

Mohammed
07-01-2006, 10:35 PM
Some of them just need a little more body hair to be over the top.

Rain Man
07-01-2006, 10:35 PM
There did seem to be some sort of descending order in the photos, didn't there?

KCChiefsMan
07-01-2006, 10:36 PM
1,10,11, thats about it

Mr. Laz
07-01-2006, 10:36 PM
21-25: I would probably pay all of them to go away
for real...

10 bucks ain't much for a lap dance ... but 21-25 are just ... dam :Lin:


21 is prolly a dude :shake:

KCChiefsMan
07-01-2006, 10:37 PM
21-25: I would probably pay all of them to go away
:eek: :Lin:

tyton75
07-01-2006, 10:38 PM
what is the charge: "Sale Beverage"?? that barely makes sense... only in Florida I guess

Mohammed
07-01-2006, 10:38 PM
Those girls really need a hijab and/or a burka.

Cochise
07-01-2006, 10:39 PM
One of the bars is called "bare ass". Sounds classy!

The least you could do would be follow the standard nudie bar naming conventions.

(a) a nickname for one of the body parts you will see, i.e., Bazookas, Buns.
(b) name it after an exotic animal or some sort of precious alloy (club cheetah, the gold club, the platinum club
(c) a combination of some sort of metal or food flavoring and an exotic animal. The brass flamingo, the silver panther, the spearmint rhino, etc.

Logical
07-01-2006, 10:40 PM
Only 1 and 11 would even merit consideration. Actually I think that lineup would have me running screaming into the night. Man what a lineup of skanks. Evidently the guy that hires there works part time for the Chiefs.

milkman
07-01-2006, 10:40 PM
I wouldn't let them lap dance for me if they paid me!

Dammit Rainman! :cuss:

Rain Man
07-01-2006, 10:43 PM
I think #21 is John Goodman.

chubychecker
07-01-2006, 10:45 PM
exposure of sex organ?????
I think Florida's strip clubs are very conservative. If I'm not mistaken the gals even have to wear pasties over their nipples.

"Sting Operating," give me a f***ing break. Don't the cops have anything else better to do. That's a real efficient use of tax payers money.

DJay23
07-01-2006, 10:47 PM
First of all, it's tough to look good for a mug shot.

Here are my notes:

#1, 10, and 16 are the only definites for me.
#1: I don't mind the tatoo, it's the lip ring that bugs me.
#3: got a little budha belly goin there.
#4, 8: I'd like to see more of her to make a determination. #8's nose is a little big.
#15: I have a feeling that under unstressful circumstances might actually be pretty cute.
#17: Looks like my cousin. My UGLY cousin.
#21: I think that's a man.

R&GHomer
07-01-2006, 10:50 PM
Yikes Rain Man. I wish I wouldn't have clicked on that link. Wow, and I thought some of the local strip clubs here had some skanks.

Jesus
07-01-2006, 10:57 PM
I'll be taking notes, on those who participate in this thread.

chubychecker
07-01-2006, 10:58 PM
I think #21 is John Goodman.
I'd hit it.






With a brick

SCTrojan
07-01-2006, 11:00 PM
#21: I think that's a man.

I think #23 is also a man.

The only one who intrigued me was #2.

DJay23
07-01-2006, 11:05 PM
I think #23 is also a man.


Upon further review, I concur.

DJay23
07-01-2006, 11:05 PM
How would you like to be the po-po who had to take lap dances from some of those beasts? :shake:

Mohammed
07-01-2006, 11:09 PM
I'll be taking notes, on those who participate in this thread.


Don't be such a tight ass. Your Mom was a stripper and you had a thing with that whore...what was her name? Mary? Come to think of it...your Mom's name was Mary...the whore's name was Mary...hmmmm, somebody has issues.

Jesus
07-01-2006, 11:10 PM
#11 almost looks proud...." Hey, Mom! Hi!!!"

blueballs
07-01-2006, 11:10 PM
that would block a hardon
like Willie Roaf blocks for LJ

Jesus
07-01-2006, 11:11 PM
Don't be such a tight ass. Your Mom was a stripper and you had a thing with that whore...what was her name? Mary? Come to think of it...your Mom's name was Mary...the whore's name was Mary...hmmmm, somebody has issues.

No, no. Magdelan was the stripper, you drunkard. No wonder you were constantly molesting the camels and sheep. You never stayed sober long enough to be able to tell a camel from a harlet. You sick infidel bastard.

Rain Man
07-01-2006, 11:11 PM
#11 almost looks proud...." Hey, Mom! Hi!!!"

I like #11. She seems nice. And it's hard to read, but it looks like she was only selling beer illegally or something.

Mohammed
07-01-2006, 11:13 PM
No, no. Magdelan was the stripper, you drunkard. No wonder you were constantly molesting the camels and sheep. You never stayed sober long enough to be able to tell a camel from a harlet. You sick infidel bastard.


There you go again, playing the "infidel" card. I can't keep track of your ****ed up family. You should all just go on Springer and get it over with.

DJay23
07-01-2006, 11:15 PM
I like #11. She seems nice. And it's hard to read, but it looks like she was only selling beer illegally or something.
But the question was, "would you pay for a lap dance from her?" She's too plain for my taste. Certainly 10000000000 times better than a lot of the skanks in there, but hey, you gotta have a cutoff.

Jesus
07-01-2006, 11:17 PM
I like #11. She seems nice. And it's hard to read, but it looks like she was only selling beer illegally or something.

Let's be honest; you are just saying that cause she's your daughter.

Mohammed
07-01-2006, 11:18 PM
Let's be honest; you are just saying that cause she's your daughter.


Oh, snap!

mdstu
07-01-2006, 11:21 PM
They should give florida cops spelling tests before they let them be on the sign making detail, or atleast give them a cheat sheet with hard words on it (like prostitution).

Confucius
07-01-2006, 11:30 PM
I'll be taking notes, on those who participate in this thread.


Don't be such a tight ass.





Stop fighting, both of you.

Siddhartha
07-01-2006, 11:45 PM
Stop fighting, both of you.

Can't we all just get along?

milkman
07-01-2006, 11:47 PM
OK, where's Budha?

He'd probably get a good belly laugh out of this.

Jesus
07-01-2006, 11:47 PM
Stop fighting, both of you.

HE started it.

"Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves (http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/38001.html)"

Cochise
07-01-2006, 11:48 PM
OK, where's Budha?

He'd probably get a good belly laugh out of this.

You're two minutes too late ;)

listopencil
07-01-2006, 11:51 PM
OK, where's Budha?

He'd probably get a good belly laugh out of this.



Where's Budha? First planet from The Sun. We call it "Mercury" here.

Rausch
07-01-2006, 11:55 PM
If 2 of them sat on my lap I wouldn't club them to death like a baby seal...

listopencil
07-02-2006, 12:00 AM
Some of them are alright but most of them are pretty damn ugly. A few of them kind of scare me.

ChiefFan31
07-02-2006, 01:20 AM
I think #21 is John Goodman.


ROFL Good God. Well, we are in need of a new fullback.




That is the biggest waste of taxpayers money.

Are we supposed to be shocked that at strip clubs, there is cocaine, prostitution and lap dances that break the "rules"

Way to go fellas....real top notch

Mr. Kotter
07-02-2006, 01:42 AM
Weird thread. ROFL

I like #11. She reminds me of the chick from American Pie...."One day, at band camp..."

Bowser
07-02-2006, 05:55 AM
Note to self: Never click on a Rain Man stripper thread while up early with a stomach ache.

Bob Dole
07-02-2006, 07:05 AM
How the **** do you arrest a stripper and charge her with "lewdness"? Isn't her job, by definition, lewd?

rad
07-02-2006, 08:21 AM
#12 looks like she'd clean up alright.(she looks really short judjing by the location of the light switch in the background)

Anyone notice #3 giving the double bird?

ChiefButthurt
07-02-2006, 09:34 AM
The Tampa area needs some sort of review team to pick strippers. Those club managers are some sick assholes. Talking about wasting your money.... :eek:

DJay23
07-02-2006, 09:43 AM
#12 looks like she'd clean up alright.(she looks really short judjing by the location of the light switch in the background)

Anyone notice #3 giving the double bird?
Wow and it's not so subtle. How did I miss that?

You're right #12 does look like she might be kinda cute and is REALLY short. She actually looks like a girl I know (pretty sure it's not her though...I think).

Chief Chief
07-02-2006, 09:46 AM
Numbers 6, 19, 21, 23, and 24: Major SCUDs!!

Numbers 3 and 11: They sure are proud of themselves, now ain't they? (Notice that #3 has a certain finger on each hand fully extended.)

Number 5: Nabbed on the charge of possession of cocaine, eh? Hmmmm...I just thought that was dried up snot juice crusted on her nostrils.

And my choice? Number 5!!

brent102fire
07-02-2006, 12:38 PM
They should have been arrested for being strippers. Those girls are dogmeat. They would have to pay me to allow them to give me a lap dance... :Lin:

trndobrd
07-02-2006, 02:07 PM
#20 appears to have an Adam's apple.

Adept Havelock
07-02-2006, 02:25 PM
Some serious skanks. Not even a butterface. Former KC Cheerleaders, by chance?

No, no. Magdelan was the stripper, you drunkard. No wonder you were constantly molesting the camels and sheep. You never stayed sober long enough to be able to tell a camel from a harlet. You sick infidel bastard.

OK. M. Magdalan was the "harlot"/stripper who largely financed your rabble-rousing, right? It was your mom that was a former Temple Virgin....I can see how that could be mistaken as a stripper, though. Honest mistake. Cut Mohammed there some slack, it's probably the heat...:shrug:

ARROW2
07-02-2006, 02:37 PM
23 is a dude.........

Predarat
07-02-2006, 03:20 PM
Considering 10 isnt too much for a lap dance I voted for a lot of them. But nothing after #19 ewwwwwww!

chagrin
07-02-2006, 04:59 PM
I have 2 thoughts here:

1) Stripper #21, I've seen that dude around town, good heart but he's hanging around with the wrong crowd.

2) Which one of those is Buceyepea?

chagrin
07-02-2006, 05:01 PM
Okay one more thought:

3) The thing that grosses me out the most is, not that these ugly people take their clothes off for money, and people pay them money to do it - but the STD sores on their faces that the makeup can't cover up.

jaxchiefsclub
07-02-2006, 05:21 PM
#23 Looks like she has been taking some of Big Poppa Pump's medicine.

The lunchtime chicks are equally disgusting. Here is #12, check out her eyes. :eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html

Braincase
07-02-2006, 05:32 PM
Meth is alive and well in Florida, ain't it?

DAMMIT JEB!!!!

:cuss: :cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

Tribal Warfare
07-02-2006, 08:10 PM
#1 the only one that's worth the fee IMO

chagrin
07-02-2006, 08:56 PM
#23 Looks like she has been taking some of Big Poppa Pump's medicine.

The lunchtime chicks are equally disgusting. Here is #12, check out her eyes. :eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html

I don't know, the words "Tell Tale Heart" come to mind...

blueballs
07-02-2006, 09:13 PM
for 10 dollars they play the game show
where you choose what is in
the box or behind the curtains

Tribal Warfare
07-03-2006, 01:46 AM
Just imagine what the officers had to go through for this collar, I bet as we speak now their scrubing and sanitizing their bodies

Eskimo Joe
07-03-2006, 03:21 AM
that would block a hardon
like Willie Roaf blocks for LJ


Doesns't the guy in that picture live in Denver?

MOhillbilly
07-03-2006, 08:50 AM
1-5-20

and yes, i am a serial killer.

DJJasonp
07-03-2006, 09:51 AM
Maybe 1....probably 16....

Man....were these strip-clubs located on the seventh level of hell????

Rain Man
07-03-2006, 10:15 AM
Yeah, I think these photos represent the shattered hopes and dreams of idealistic men who had a goal of opening up strip joints with beautiful women.

sedated
07-03-2006, 10:23 AM
Faces of Meth, part 2

21-25 redefine the term Fugly

Predarat
07-03-2006, 10:25 AM
#23 Looks like she has been taking some of Big Poppa Pump's medicine.

The lunchtime chicks are equally disgusting. Here is #12, check out her eyes. :eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html
THey must put the nastiest ones on the lunch shift.

Sully
07-03-2006, 12:12 PM
I'm buying myself a big hat. On this hat I am going to fashion some sort of way to hold the lights they have in strip clubs to shine on me. I am going to wear this hat to job interviews. I figure if they can help those women that much, I should be able to get any job I ever want, just based off of how handsome I'd be.

Rain Man
07-03-2006, 02:09 PM
THey must put the nastiest ones on the lunch shift.

This should be a lesson to young women everywhere. No matter how nicely a guy asks, DO NOT let him have sex with your eye socket.

Bwana
07-03-2006, 03:10 PM
Good Gawd! My eyes hurt, seriously NONE. On a side note, I think at least three of those "girls" are sporting Johnsons and a pair of twins. Nasty Nasty Nasty!

Jilly
07-03-2006, 05:19 PM
I think with a few short lessons on pole dancing, I could probably make a lot of money, if that's my competition.

Confucius
07-03-2006, 08:58 PM
HE started it.






Respect yourself and others will respect you.

kczoo
07-03-2006, 09:19 PM
Thanks, now I have to delete my history so my wife doesnt think I have bad taste in strippers

Predarat
07-07-2006, 11:58 AM
#23 Looks like she has been taking some of Big Poppa Pump's medicine.

The lunchtime chicks are equally disgusting. Here is #12, check out her eyes. :eek:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip12.html
This is probably the fault of someone on here. I bet whoever did this posts here and really did stab her in the face.

BIG_DADDY
07-07-2006, 12:47 PM
These are some ugly bitches. 21 and 23 are dudes. The only one I find attractive at all is #1. That being said Floriduh is like a 3rd world country. If these cops have nothing better to do than go after these ho's then they need to cut back the police force.

REDHOTGTO
07-07-2006, 01:39 PM
#1 probably would be ok
#21 is i'm sure a dude i played football with in high school named chip!

Moooo
07-07-2006, 01:55 PM
Okay, who the HELL voted for #6?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip6.jpg

I personally voted for 1, cause the piercings are nice...

Moooo

joel_barlow
07-07-2006, 02:04 PM
goodness

awful

MOhillbilly
07-07-2006, 02:13 PM
Okay, who the HELL voted for #6?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0203062strip6.jpg

I personally voted for 1, cause the piercings are nice...

Moooo


i like it when girls cry..

its funny.

and they deserve it.