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chagrin
07-03-2006, 01:48 PM
Okay, the story about the guy, Algernod Washington, made me remember about another few strange names I have read, or heard in my days...

I saw a story the other day about a kid named, "Twenty-One" That was his real friggin name.

*In Junior High we had a "Lasanya"

*I once met a "Toquilla"

*"Sterling" has always been a bit odd to me, for some reason

*In High School, i used to cut up with the dude next to me in Math class, "Dottis"

* I spoke to an operator once named "Silverino"

What strange names have you run across?

ct
07-03-2006, 01:50 PM
Just heard from a friend of a baby girl born Avey Igo (EYE-go).

sedated
07-03-2006, 01:52 PM
Peter Palmer

ct
07-03-2006, 01:54 PM
I ran into a guy on-line named Harry Paratestes.

DJay23
07-03-2006, 01:56 PM
Back when I was still subbing I had a kid in class named N'kwil pronounced Nyquill

Guru
07-03-2006, 02:02 PM
Franchita Pronounced as a K Frankita

tk13
07-03-2006, 02:03 PM
Lewis Black has a hilarious bit about this. About people who named their kids cuss words, but they pronounce it differently. Like this one kid who had a name pronounced "As-shol-uh"... figure that one out. The best one is about some person in New Jersey... named their kid "Ab-suh-day". Ab-suh-day.... ABCDE.

sedated
07-03-2006, 02:05 PM
there seems to be a rash of people naming daughters "Nevaeh", Heaven backwards.

bunch a loons if you ask me

Sully
07-03-2006, 02:07 PM
I dated a girl (a white girl) named Telana. She became a stripper, but had a different stripper name, which didn't make any sense to me... seemed perfect.

Growing up I had a girl in my grade named Chiquita.

Nightwish
07-03-2006, 02:08 PM
Okay, the story about the guy, Algernod Washington, made me remember about another few strange names I have read, or heard in my days...

I saw a story the other day about a kid named, "Twenty-One" That was his real friggin name.

*In Junior High we had a "Lasanya"

*I once met a "Toquilla"

*"Sterling" has always been a bit odd to me, for some reason

*In High School, i used to cut up with the dude next to me in Math class, "Dottis"

* I spoke to an operator once named "Silverino"

What strange names have you run across?
There was a girl I knew in school once named Myrna Fishpocker. She was damn cute, but she had trouble keeping boyfriends because people couldn't get past her name. I also knew a guy whose middle name was J - just the letter J, not "Jay," nor was it an initial for anything.

Nightwish
07-03-2006, 02:09 PM
Growing up I had a girl in my grade named Chiquita.
I bet that drove people bananas!

Sully
07-03-2006, 02:10 PM
I bet that drove people bananas!

It did.
A bunch.

tk13
07-03-2006, 02:12 PM
I bet that drove people bananas!
I'm amazed she didn't a peel.

sedated
07-03-2006, 02:12 PM
I also knew a guy whose middle name was J - just the letter J, not "Jay," nor was it an initial for anything.

Harry S. Truman had no middle name, just S.

ChiefsfaninPA
07-03-2006, 02:12 PM
My grandfathers name is Elmo. He is 79 and everytime I hear someone say his name all I think about is that stupid red puppet.

pr_capone
07-03-2006, 02:43 PM
I have an odd name.

Eremic

Its a family name.

It ends with me. :)

Gonzo
07-03-2006, 02:46 PM
O-Rangelo
Li-mongello
(I said it first)

Gonzo
07-03-2006, 02:47 PM
I was in the base hospital close to St. Louis and a woman heard the doctor say Placenta.
That's all it took.
Poor Bastard.

rad
07-03-2006, 02:48 PM
I'm amazed she didn't a peel.


She may have split.

Sully
07-03-2006, 02:50 PM
I'm 30. Back in high school there was a guy who always wanted to kick my ass, and his name was Merle. I had a lot of trouble working up any fear of a high school kid named Merle. He could've been the toughest SOB on the planet, but he was still called Merle.

Gonzo
07-03-2006, 02:51 PM
:banghead: She may have split.
STOP PUNNING PLEASE!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

noa
07-03-2006, 02:52 PM
The book Freakonomics talks abot two brothers, one named "Winner" and the other named "Loser" and Winner wound up in jail while Loser became a success (I believe he's a cop).

TinyEvel
07-03-2006, 02:54 PM
I went to elementary school with a guy named Hedley Butler

Baby Lee
07-03-2006, 02:55 PM
A boy in my 3rd grade class was named Paige Fluckiger. Certain letters were somehow blacked out on the name sheet on the front of his desk pretty quickly.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-03-2006, 03:34 PM
I once knew a guy named Skirrow. He had a sister named Vercie, who named her daughter Vashti. They were white. :shrug:

Shootr
07-03-2006, 03:50 PM
Thurl C. (C doesn't stand for anything)
Ecklaus Odell
Ernie Elmo
Erpal Lenore

These are my grandfather and some of his siblings names...they were from Arkansas.

"Bob" Dobbs
07-03-2006, 03:51 PM
Thurl C. (C doesn't stand for anything)
Ecklaus Odell
Ernie Elmo
Erpal Lenore

These are my grandfather and some of his siblings names...they were from Arkansas.

Ladies & gentlemen, we have a winnah!!!

Always a Chief fan
07-03-2006, 04:09 PM
I was stationed in Bad Kreuznach Germany from 1987 to 1990. There was a car dealership there, and the owner had his name in large letters across the top of his building,"Automobile Peter Lipps". I couldn't help but chuckle every time I passed by it.

Psyko Tek
07-03-2006, 06:57 PM
my girlfriend knows a girl named Chlamydia..

her moma wasn't none to bright

DaFace
07-03-2006, 06:58 PM
Girl from my old high school was named Tender Lee Mount. Not as funny, but a guy was named Justin Case.

NJ Chief Fan
07-03-2006, 09:10 PM
my denists name is mike hunt

listopencil
07-03-2006, 10:12 PM
Thurl C. (C doesn't stand for anything)
Ecklaus Odell
Ernie Elmo
Erpal Lenore

These are my grandfather and some of his siblings names...they were from Arkansas.


Mine isn't as good as yours but my father's name is Oakley Bowen (last name omitted). He was named after his father.

Wile_E_Coyote
07-03-2006, 10:15 PM
Shirley (spelling) was a common male name. There are still a few male old timers named Shirley

Baconeater
07-03-2006, 10:30 PM
I have a cousin named Kjer (pronounced "care"). I'm fairly certain my aunt was on LSD when she named him. My wife used to have a business contact in California named Cherry Derryberry.

Simply Red
02-03-2014, 12:49 PM
I bullshit you not - a new customer of mine from Spain.

Please chalk in 'Nacho Grande' to the list.

Simply Red
02-03-2014, 12:50 PM
Shirley (spelling) was a common male name. There are still a few male old timers named Shirley

and WTF ever happened to this guy?

Rain Man
02-03-2014, 12:54 PM
Girl from my old high school was named Tender Lee Mount. Not as funny, but a guy was named Justin Case.


Oh, my. What were that girl's parents thinking?

Rain Man
02-03-2014, 12:59 PM
I'm 30. Back in high school there was a guy who always wanted to kick my ass, and his name was Merle. I had a lot of trouble working up any fear of a high school kid named Merle. He could've been the toughest SOB on the planet, but he was still called Merle.


There were two brothers in my school named Merlin and Marlin. I always thought that was an interesting choice. I didn't think they were bad names, just unusual.

There were two other brothers named Jewell and Chester. Jewell may be some old-timey name, I'm not sure, but I think it's tough to be a junior high boy named Jewell. It's also probably tough to be named Chester, but Jewell is tougher. Interestingly, their last name was Gandhi, and I think it was spelled that way. They were white, not Indian.

cosmo20002
02-03-2014, 01:01 PM
Anyone with the name Dick has a strange name.
Especially if your last name is Trickle.
And if you received that name after it became slang for a body part, your parents are dicks.

cosmo20002
02-03-2014, 01:03 PM
There were two brothers in my school named Merlin and Marlin. I always thought that was an interesting choice. I didn't think they were bad names, just unusual.

There were two other brothers named Jewell and Chester. Jewell may be some old-timey name, I'm not sure, but I think it's tough to be a junior high boy named Jewell. It's also probably tough to be named Chester, but Jewell is tougher. Interestingly, their last name was Gandhi, and I think it was spelled that way. They were white, not Indian.

Probably would have been easier to just go by "Jew."

Why Not?
02-03-2014, 01:08 PM
Girl from my old high school was named Tender Lee Mount. Not as funny, but a guy was named Justin Case.

That girls mother should be roughly mounted for that.

cosmo20002
02-03-2014, 01:11 PM
Anyone with the name Dick has a strange name.
Especially if your last name is Trickle.
And if you received that name after it became slang for a body part, your parents are dicks.

And why does Richard = Dick?

Gotta suck for a Richard kid on that day he discovers the dirty secret of his name.

Stewie
02-03-2014, 01:19 PM
Shirley (spelling) was a common male name. There are still a few male old timers named Shirley

Carol (various spellings) was mostly a male name until the early/mid 1900s.

A salesman that worked for my dad was named Warren Peace. No one ever forgot his name or who he was. Good for a salesman.

A customer of my dad who was a dairy manager was named Lionel Ritchie.

BigChiefTablet
02-03-2014, 01:24 PM
A friend's mom used to tell us of a girl she knew named Dorkas Titcum.

I'm reminded of Chris Kattan's character named Asswipe. "It's Az-wee-pay."

cosmo20002
02-03-2014, 01:48 PM
Pussy Galore

theelusiveeightrop
02-03-2014, 02:55 PM
Plenty O'Tool

Baby Lee
02-03-2014, 02:57 PM
I once worked with a middle aged lady named Iona Box.

KC native
02-03-2014, 03:11 PM
I went to college with a guy named Yendor. His father was an alcoholic/drug addict named Rodney.

Halfcan
02-03-2014, 03:22 PM
Kendrick Lewis is a dumb name.

Valiant
02-03-2014, 03:23 PM
There was a girl I knew in school once named Myrna Fishpocker. She was damn cute, but she had trouble keeping boyfriends because people couldn't get past her name. I also knew a guy whose middle name was J - just the letter J, not "Jay," nor was it an initial for anything.

Not really weird, I have a bunch of friends that do not have middle names at all, there kids carry that tradition. Course that might be cause their last name is hyphenated.

I like the story on the name l-a.

My problem is when prounouncing a kids name for the first time. You say it correctly to how it is written, and they are like, no it is this. This you have to frown and just ok.

Valiant
02-03-2014, 03:27 PM
Mine isn't as good as yours but my father's name is Oakley Bowen (last name omitted). He was named after his father.

My grandfather was named Oakley, I think it was fairly common name back then. He was from the boothill in missouri so I was probably popular there.

theelusiveeightrop
02-03-2014, 03:40 PM
Kendrick Lewis is a dumb name.

LMAO

Kman34
02-03-2014, 04:33 PM
My name is Kelson. Growing up I was called Nelson, Kevin, Kelsey,and Kelso's Pizza and Pub. Having a unique name can be a blessing or a curse. People constantly mess it up, the only good thing growing up is girls always remembered my name

Halfcan
02-03-2014, 04:37 PM
My name is Kelson. Growing up I was called Nelson, Kevin, Kelsey,and Kelso's Pizza and Pub. Having a unique name can be a blessing or a curse. People constantly mess it up, the only good thing growing up is girls always remembered my name

That is a great story Kelso.

blaise
02-03-2014, 04:38 PM
When I lived in Virginia there was a gynecologist there named Harry C. Beaver.

I worked at Enterprise in VA we had a regular customer named Mi Suk Cox. Then one day he came in and his license said, "Joseph Cox" or something like that. Someone must have told him.

loochy
02-03-2014, 04:45 PM
Jacquizz

HaHa Clinton-Dix

HaHa

Seriously?

HA HA

I mean, WTF?

:shake:

Kman34
02-03-2014, 04:45 PM
That is a great story Kelso.

:banghead:

loochy
02-03-2014, 04:54 PM
That is a great story Kelso.

heh kelso

wasn't that the guy that played for the bills that wore a helmet on top of his helmet?

http://www.buddynixon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mark-kelso.jpg

Chiefs42
02-03-2014, 05:41 PM
Not as strange as some, but I once knew a guy named Thomas Thomas.

Rain Man
02-03-2014, 05:43 PM
heh kelso

wasn't that the guy that played for the bills that wore a helmet on top of his helmet?

http://www.buddynixon.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/mark-kelso.jpg


I'm going to guess that he's living under a bridge now, screaming nonsense at the ducks.

mac459
02-03-2014, 05:51 PM
There is an old man who lives in the town I work named Richard Head..commonly know to everyone as Dick

Munson
02-03-2014, 05:52 PM
I used to work with a guy named Dick Small.

His real first name was Richard, but he wanted to go by Dick.

Ironic, considering he was a dick. Couldn't stand the guy.

Fish
02-03-2014, 06:10 PM
There was a guy back in my home town named Dick Burns. He once had a furniture store there named Dick's of Mankato.

thurman merman
02-03-2014, 10:47 PM
As a teacher, I've heard of a lot of crazy names and encountered many of them myself.

Names of students I've taught or had at my school:
Temptation (her parents must have had high aspirations)
Maverick McGee
Isiah (parents don't know how to spell Isaiah)
Mathew (parents don't know how to spell Matthew)
Issac (parents don't know how to spell Isaac)
Mozes (yes, Moses with a Z)
Gibby Schwendinger
Spencer Sidebottom

I also have a friend who taught in KC who supposedly heard all of these names in her school/district:

Dolla Bill (1st and middle names)
ABCDE (pronounced Ab-suh-day)
La-a (pronounced La-dash-a)
Money
King
Queen
Thorn
Millionay
Murder

mr. tegu
02-03-2014, 10:48 PM
Richard Allred. He goes by Dick for his first name. And no this is not a joke.

cosmo20002
02-03-2014, 10:59 PM
Dick Butkus is kind of a funny name.

Simply Red
02-03-2014, 11:07 PM
my mother sold a house to a lady named Viola Gas.

Simply Red
02-03-2014, 11:11 PM
Spencer Sidebottom

:LOL:

thurman merman
02-04-2014, 09:30 AM
:LOL:

I've actually had him and Gibby Schwendinger right next to each other alphabetically on my class list two years in a row, cause I moved up a grade this year. The first time I saw it, I couldn't believe it.

cosmo20002
02-05-2014, 08:55 AM
Dick Bull

Also, Dick Pull.

blaise
02-05-2014, 09:01 AM
I knew a girl in college that said her name was Ecstasy. She claimed it was her real name. I never heard anyone call her anything other than that or X during the 3 years or so that I knew her. I was never 100% convinced she was telling the truth, though.
She was pretty granola, so I'm guessing her parents were too.
She wasn't hot, unfortunately. She was pretty gross.

Simply Red
02-05-2014, 09:08 AM
I knew a girl in college that said her name was Ecstasy. She claimed it was her real name. I never heard anyone call her anything other than that or X during the 3 years or so that I knew her. I was never 100% convinced she was telling the truth, though.
She was pretty granola, so I'm guessing her parents were too.
She wasn't hot, unfortunately. She was pretty gross.

I am so confused.

blaise
02-05-2014, 09:12 AM
I am so confused.

Yeah, that was sort of convoluted:
Ugly girl went by Ecstasy, said it was her real name.
I was never convinced she didn't make it up.

DaFace
02-05-2014, 09:22 AM
Oh, my. What were that girl's parents thinking?

That girls mother should be roughly mounted for that.

After seeing this thread bumped, I decided to look her up on Facebook, and I learned that I was wrong. Her name is "Tenderlea Mount", which is somehow worse.

However, she's since married. And would you believe it? She took her husband's last name of Hall. :)

blake5676
02-05-2014, 09:29 AM
As a teacher, I've heard of a lot of crazy names and encountered many of them myself.

Names of students I've taught or had at my school:
Temptation (her parents must have had high aspirations)
Maverick McGee
Isiah (parents don't know how to spell Isaiah)
Mathew (parents don't know how to spell Matthew)
Issac (parents don't know how to spell Isaac)
Mozes (yes, Moses with a Z)
Gibby Schwendinger
Spencer Sidebottom

I also have a friend who taught in KC who supposedly heard all of these names in her school/district:

Dolla Bill (1st and middle names)
ABCDE (pronounced Ab-suh-day)
La-a (pronounced La-dash-a)
Money
King
Queen
Thorn
Millionay
Murder

I always have loved that La-dash-a. Mostly because I know somewhere it's probably true and not just some urban legend.

Inmem58
02-05-2014, 09:43 AM
Jonathan Davis lead singer from KoRn named his son Pirate

Oxford
02-05-2014, 10:55 AM
my girlfriend knows a girl named Chlamydia..
her moma wasn't none to bright

Named by her father

thurman merman
02-05-2014, 11:35 AM
I always have loved that La-dash-a. Mostly because I know somewhere it's probably true and not just some urban legend.

Yeah, on a few of those I'm not sure if they are urban legends or if they actually exist somewhere out there.

Rain Man
02-05-2014, 01:23 PM
After seeing this thread bumped, I decided to look her up on Facebook, and I learned that I was wrong. Her name is "Tenderlea Mount", which is somehow worse.

However, she's since married. And would you believe it? She took her husband's last name of Hall. :)

That may be even tougher on the pre-marriage thing. If it was two names you could just go by one.

Good call changing the name with the marriage. Though I guess she was memorable with the old name.

Rain Man
02-05-2014, 01:24 PM
I always have loved that La-dash-a. Mostly because I know somewhere it's probably true and not just some urban legend.

I actually like La-a, too. I think it's pretty clever.

Steron
02-05-2014, 01:31 PM
Back in grade school I had a teacher named Harold Bush.

thurman merman
02-05-2014, 01:31 PM
THE DASH DON'T BE SILENT!

DaFace
02-05-2014, 01:53 PM
That may be even tougher on the pre-marriage thing. If it was two names you could just go by one.

Good call changing the name with the marriage. Though I guess she was memorable with the old name.

She did actually go by just "Tender". I always just assumed that the "Lea" was a middle name rather than a fuller version of the first name.

WilliamTheIrish
02-05-2014, 01:58 PM
"Y'all Jealous Jones".

Courtesy of the New Jersey Head Start program.

I'm quite certain that the only head start this poor kid has will be being measured for an orange jump suit earlier than his peers.

Simply Red
12-02-2014, 09:02 PM
I bullshit you not - a new customer of mine from Spain.

Please chalk in 'Nacho Grande' to the list.

Got another deal from Nacho Grande last week.

Coochie liquor
12-02-2014, 09:05 PM
I worked on a masonry crew for a guy named Graylon Gilmore. Dude was fucking nuts too!

mikeyis4dcats.
12-02-2014, 09:11 PM
We ran into a stripper one night and my buddy asks her name. She says Asterisk. We say, no your real name, no your stripper name. Chick pulls out her Vision card and there it is.....ASTERIK. they even spelled it wrong. Did I mention she was about 10 months pregnant?

Sweet Daddy Williams
12-02-2014, 09:16 PM
Marvin Titsworth.

3rd grade.

I shit you not.

Simply Red
12-02-2014, 09:17 PM
I worked on a masonry crew for a guy named Graylon Gilmore. Dude was ****ing nuts too!

That's funny - ROFL - for some reason this thread really cracked me up.

stevieray
12-02-2014, 09:19 PM
Amorana

Baby Lee
12-02-2014, 09:20 PM
Marvin Titsworth.

3rd grade.

I shit you not.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BtwDCxUIYAAeQLk.jpg

Sweet Daddy Williams
12-02-2014, 09:21 PM
ROFL

tx4chiefs
12-02-2014, 09:37 PM
La-A
pronounced Ladasha
"The dash don't be silent!"

displacedinMN
12-02-2014, 09:47 PM
I am a teacher too. Had a lot of 'made up' names.

I understand that A-A like to combine family names and make them unique-she was in my class many times too.

Harry Bahls-in the cemetery my grandparents are in.

Orlando-good kid
Uranus-also a good kid
Precious-most named this are usually not.
Orion Anthony Hunter-->Orion the Hunter. Was a fast kid. Ran the 200m for me.

I try hard to forget most students when the leave.

There is a urban legend of a student named Shithead. pronounced Shi-theed.

My wife knew someone who was named Shannon-re spelled her name something like Shannyne. She has now changed is back.

Holladay
12-03-2014, 10:35 AM
I had a teacher in HS named Mr. pillowbiterg, Ray Gene pillowbiterg. His wife is named Gay. My old Doctor was named Dr Slaughter.


edit:
THIS IS HILARIOUS ...CP corrected F a g g into "pillowbiter" g. Ray Gene F a g g.

Discuss Thrower
12-03-2014, 12:10 PM
Original names are the WORST part about being an announcer.

ThaVirus
12-03-2014, 12:32 PM
Precious-most named this are usually not.


TRUTH.

Girls named Precious and Princess are NEVER attractive or friendly.

In my experience, girls named Ebony are usually pretty attractive though.

PhillyChiefFan
12-03-2014, 12:43 PM
I work with a guy named Richard Cramp and yes the guy goes by Dick.

I guess at some point in his life he just decided to own the name....

Frosty
12-03-2014, 01:10 PM
Continuing the Dick names - when I worked as a computer operator for a bank, we had a loan officer named Dick Long. Since the stuff I saw tended to list last name first, he always showed up as Long, Dick. I always found that amusing. The guy was a douche so I am sure he played that to the hilt with the ladies.

My father-in-law's middle name is the letter C. He said it caused him problems when he was in the Army as people wouldn't believe it didn't stand for something.

I had a great-great uncle named Menershie (that's phonetic, I'm not sure of the spelling) and my aunt's ex-husband is named Gaylord. My grandma's brother is named Jewell, though has always gone by Pinkie (because that's more masculine).

Some weird ones come through the school occasionally. A family came through a couple of years ago that had a kid named Espn (ESS-pin). Espn had a brother named Daxsn (DAK-sin)

tooge
12-03-2014, 01:16 PM
Sophonda Peters

Great Expectations
12-03-2014, 01:26 PM
The starting QB for MSSU 10-15 years ago was named Kocaine Mothershed, his sisters name was Mary Jane.

ThaVirus
12-03-2014, 01:56 PM
Not too strange but I knew a family that had children all named after gems/precious stones.

Two boys named Diamond and Jade and two girls named Jewel and Topaz.

I actually thought that was kind of cool.

Rain Man
12-03-2014, 02:05 PM
Not too strange but I knew a family that had children all named after gems/precious stones.

Two boys named Diamond and Jade and two girls named Jewel and Topaz.

I actually thought that was kind of cool.


So they didn't go with the standard gem names of Ruby or Pearl?

Graystoke
12-03-2014, 02:39 PM
We had a teacher and her name was...

FONDA DICKS

Dartgod
12-03-2014, 03:18 PM
I knew a guy in high school named Richard Holder.

Poor bastard...

displacedinMN
12-03-2014, 03:37 PM
My daughter has a classmate named Chocolate.

ThaVirus
12-03-2014, 04:11 PM
So they didn't go with the standard gem names of Ruby or Pearl?


Apparently not. I was always curious as to what the next child's name would have been had there been one... Maybe I should have asked the mother when I had the chance.

She was Jamaican. Sweet lady.

Frosty
12-03-2014, 04:25 PM
Not too strange but I knew a family that had children all named after gems/precious stones.

Two boys named Diamond and Jade and two girls named Jewel and Topaz.

I actually thought that was kind of cool.

Diamond and Jade both kinda sound like stripper names, tbh. I can't really think of a masculine gem name. Garnet and jasper maybe.

Rain Man
12-03-2014, 04:41 PM
Diamond and Jade both kinda sound like stripper names, tbh. I can't really think of a masculine gem name. Garnet and jasper maybe.

I was going to suggest Sapphire as the next name, but that's kind of a stripper name, too.

Tourmaline would be a good name.

ThaVirus
12-03-2014, 04:52 PM
Opal is another gem name. I used to know a white girl with that name.

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-03-2014, 05:27 PM
Boner

Rain Man
12-03-2014, 05:37 PM
Opal is another gem name. I used to know a white girl with that name.

It would make sense that she'd be white. At certain angles did she look pink or green?

Baby Lee
12-03-2014, 05:44 PM
Boner

AK-47, gone not forgotten.

ChiTown
12-03-2014, 05:46 PM
Had a client named Dick Ottar (Pronounced Odor). Refused to go by Richard

Also knew an Oscar Meyer

Earthling
12-03-2014, 05:47 PM
Luke Warmwater. Cherokee kid in Jay Oklahoma.

ping2000
12-03-2014, 06:00 PM
Friend had a neighbor that was in the Air Force, Major Corn. We always joked the guy would never make Colonel.

Baby Lee
12-03-2014, 06:06 PM
Friend had a neighbor that was in the Air Force, Major Corn. We always joked the guy would never make Colonel.

They said the same about my uncle Angus.

Frosty
12-03-2014, 07:16 PM
Some weird ones come through the school occasionally. A family came through a couple of years ago that had a kid named Espn (ESS-pin). Espn had a brother named Daxsn (DAK-sin)

Some more: Jew'ellez (jew-ELLS), Remington, Etraiu (ee-TRAY-you)

Simply Red
12-03-2014, 07:21 PM
Opal is another gem name. I used to know a white girl with that name.

That's gorgeous.

mrroandrro
12-04-2014, 02:58 AM
Worked at Horseshoe Casino and a guy came in with the name Thunder Johnson. This was his actual name, the one on his drivers license.

Hoopsdoc
12-04-2014, 07:29 AM
My dad talks about a neighbor he knew growing up who was named Harden Long.

"Hi, I'm Harden Long".

SMACK!!!!

Sweet Daddy Williams
12-04-2014, 07:31 AM
The starting QB for MSSU 10-15 years ago was named Kocaine Mothershed, his sisters name was Mary Jane.

WIN.

BigMeatballDave
12-04-2014, 07:51 AM
My dad talks about a neighbor he knew growing up who was named Harden Long.

"Hi, I'm Harden Long".

SMACK!!!!

LMAO Best porn name ever.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-04-2014, 07:52 AM
Harry Ball was one guy I knew.

My mother's name is Verlie - has anyone here ever heard that name before??? I have yet to meet or hear of anyone with that name.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-04-2014, 07:53 AM
...and knew 2 Michael Hunt's (u can figure that one out)

Hoopsdoc
12-04-2014, 07:56 AM
I always chortle when I hear the name Englebert Humperdinck.

Not that I hear it a lot......or anything.........

Simply Red
12-04-2014, 08:27 AM
Harry Ball was one guy I knew.

My mother's name is Verlie - has anyone here ever heard that name before??? I have yet to meet or hear of anyone with that name.

Actually I think that I have.

Sorter
12-04-2014, 09:13 AM
Reginald.

58-4ever
12-04-2014, 09:21 AM
Went to school with a Beasle (pronounced Bee-suhl) ... that was one weird dude.

Rain Man
12-04-2014, 02:20 PM
Luke Warmwater. Cherokee kid in Jay Oklahoma.


I think the two best things about being Native American would be having a cool name and having professional sports teams honoring your heritage.

Baby Lee
12-04-2014, 02:24 PM
I always chortle when I hear the name Englebert Humperdinck.

Not that I hear it a lot......or anything.........

You mean Jerry Dorsey?

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BigMeatballDave
12-04-2014, 04:51 PM
You mean Jerry Dorsey?

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LOL That is one of my favorite stand up shows of all time.

CAKE OR DEATH?!

Simply Red
12-04-2014, 07:24 PM
My sister Jennifer went to High School w/ a few ridiculous names - but I can't remember any of them. I will bump it - once I talk w/ her.

Pasta Giant Meatball
12-04-2014, 07:26 PM
My sister Jennifer went to High School w/ a few ridiculous names - but I can't remember any of them. I will bump it - once I talk w/ her.

What happened to chagrin??

displacedinMN
12-04-2014, 07:29 PM
Charity.