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TinyEvel
07-03-2006, 02:50 PM
Discuss...

StcChief
07-03-2006, 02:52 PM
easy portable, doesn't break when you drop it.

Don't buy Hienz.

TinyEvel
07-03-2006, 02:56 PM
Yeah, but isn't their a higher incidence of liquid?

Every time I use it the first spurt is pure pickle juice.

MOhillbilly
07-03-2006, 02:57 PM
sounds like "code".

Gonzo
07-03-2006, 02:57 PM
Frankly, I approve of any squeezable condiments.
However, the populous needs to control itself. Did you ever notice that the obesity epidemic goes hand in hand with squeezable condiments. People are able to get to their food that much quicker now. Soon we will have an outbreak of fat anarchists wanting everything squeezable. Imagine if you will squeezable steaks or squeezable Krispy Creme doughnuts. Christ... the fat people will shift the earths axis. Nevermind, I DISAPPROVE OF THE RELISH!!!!

picasso
07-03-2006, 02:57 PM
Had some on a Fat Burger just 5 minutes ago!

Gonzo
07-03-2006, 02:59 PM
Had some on a Fat Burger just 5 minutes ago!

You SEE!!!!! It's begun!!!!!!!
Oh lord help us from the fatties.

JimNasium
07-03-2006, 03:03 PM
I love it when Jenny squeezes my relish.

ChiTown
07-03-2006, 03:05 PM
I love it when Jenny squeezes my relish.

:rolleyes:

Who's hasn't she "squoze"?

noa
07-03-2006, 03:05 PM
I'm a fan. I plan on using some tomorrow. It eliminates the needs to scoop something out with a spoon, thereby saving you one more thing you'd otherwise have to wash.

JimNasium
07-03-2006, 03:06 PM
:rolleyes:

Who's hasn't she "squoze"?
I haven't asked for a line listing.

Ari Chi3fs
07-03-2006, 03:16 PM
squeezable relish sucks. Ketchup and Mustard... squeezable perfection.

Squeezeable relish is a waste of hamburger/hotdog due to all the ****ing juice that pours out of top.

MVChiefFan
07-03-2006, 03:38 PM
I don't like it either. Not only because of the juice but because it seems to come out in big clumps. I like my relish spread a little more thin over the whole surface, not three to four large clumps which I end up having to spread with a fork, knife or spoon anyway. Might as well cut out the middle man.

StcChief
07-03-2006, 03:42 PM
squeezable relish sucks. Ketchup and Mustard... squeezable perfection.

Squeezeable relish is a waste of hamburger/hotdog due to all the ****ing juice that pours out of top.

Mustard will have 'water' on top if you don't shake it....

Relish same principle, though more shaking is involved.

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2006, 03:52 PM
I've never trusted relish, and I never will. I can never forgive them...for the death of my boy.

Cochise
07-03-2006, 03:55 PM
You have to shake the bottle up.

Ultra Peanut
07-03-2006, 04:46 PM
what

Count Alex's Losses
07-03-2006, 04:53 PM
You have to shake the bottle up.

You've restored my father's faith.

You've restored my son's.

penchief
07-03-2006, 05:00 PM
squeezable relish sucks. Ketchup and Mustard... squeezable perfection.

Squeezeable relish is a waste of hamburger/hotdog due to all the ****ing juice that pours out of top.

And then after it shoots juice all over your burger it plops way too much relish all at once. I agree. It sucks.

KcMizzou
07-03-2006, 06:07 PM
I like this style bottle. It solves the nasty mustard/relish juice problem.

Wile_E_Coyote
07-03-2006, 06:27 PM
redrum: just have your mom spit after she chews on my pickle

Mohammed
07-03-2006, 09:06 PM
In the Ancient Times, there were no squeezable condiments. Mustard and ketchup (or catsup) was kept in simple glass containers. Ketchup was meant to be poured and mustard had to be smeared on with a butter knife. I know these things to be true and yet you people act as if was never so, and now scoff when another squeezable condiment is added. Blasphemy! Your time will come...infidels.

Psyko Tek
07-03-2006, 09:33 PM
In the Ancient Times, there were no squeezable condiments. Mustard and ketchup (or catsup) was kept in simple glass containers. Ketchup was meant to be poured and mustard had to be smeared on with a butter knife. I know these things to be true and yet you people act as if was never so, and now scoff when another squeezable condiment is added. Blasphemy! Your time will come...infidels.


relish, and mustard go really well with pork products...

infidels or not that's good eatin'

grandllama
07-03-2006, 09:55 PM
I had that problem once, a quick shot from the doctor cleared it right up.