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Mecca
07-04-2006, 08:22 AM
This is a hilarious story............

(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Minnesota Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his luxury SUV into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said Griffin was drunk. One witness said Griffin told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the dashboard of his Cadillac Escalade SUV when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Griffin crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where Griffin had played with his team several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said Griffin told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

alanm
07-04-2006, 09:23 AM
That's the kind of thing that can haunt a guy forever. ROFL

Bowser
07-04-2006, 09:25 AM
How is it an NBA player has to manually pleasure himself, and doesn't have three chicks doing it for him at once?

stevieray
07-04-2006, 09:50 AM
tweeeeet!

double dribble

StcChief
07-04-2006, 12:02 PM
tweeeeet!

double dribble
ROFL

SLAG
07-04-2006, 12:06 PM
he could have just parked fo real :shrug:

Hog Farmer
07-04-2006, 01:13 PM
This is a hilarious story............

(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS On March 30, Chiefs Planet sleeze poster by the name of GoChiefs was drunk and masturbating when he crashed his bicycle into a parked Suburban outside a store in Minneapolis, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the man whose Suburban was hit in the crash.

WCCO-TV obtained copies of 911 calls and store surveillance video of the incident, along with an accident report the police submitted to the state, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

Several of the 911 callers that night said GoChiefs was drunk. One witness said GoChiefs told him he was watching pornography in a DVD player mounted on the handlebars of his Bicycle when he struck a Chevy Suburban parked on University Avenue Southeast.

The location where Gochiefs crashed is located a couple miles from the Target Center where GoChiefs had played with himself several hours earlier.

Abed Hassuneh, who is the brother of the victim, said GoChiefs told him, "That he was masturbating himself going down that street. That's how the accident happened because he was not paying attention. He's paying attention to that video and all of a sudden he's shoveled somebody's car on the top of the sidewalk."

http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html


There, I fixed the story, you had it all wrong!!!!!!

Deberg_1990
07-04-2006, 02:33 PM
Man, i hate when that happens to me.

Bowser
07-04-2006, 02:51 PM
Man, i hate when that happens to me.

Wanker. Ha ha.

Bwana
07-04-2006, 02:54 PM
Heh! First it's driving drunk that will cause wrecks, then cell phones, now this. What's next, warning labels on vehicle DVD players? "WARNING! Rubbing one out while driving may cause you to be involved in an accident. Please masturbate responsibly."

Bowser
07-04-2006, 02:57 PM
Heh! First it's driving drunk that will cause wrecks, then cell phones, now this. What's next, warning labels on vehicle DVD players? "WARNING! Rubbing one out while driving may cause you to be involved in an accident."

Heh.

I want to see how they address that in Drivers Ed. Those High School kids will fail the course.....

gblowfish
07-04-2006, 04:28 PM
Maybe he'll get a commercical endorsement from Allstate...
You're in Good Hands!

Rudy lost the toss
07-04-2006, 05:29 PM
.....with my hand on my weiner and my weiner on my hand

Halfcan
07-04-2006, 05:47 PM
Dropped his cel phone-isn't that what George Michael said about whackin in the rest stop bathroom?

blueballs
07-04-2006, 07:02 PM
whamm bamm
thank you hand

Gibson said he tried to jerk the wheel
to correct the steer
but it slipped in his hand
ewwwwww

wazu
07-04-2006, 09:21 PM
Nice thread title.

Braincase
07-04-2006, 09:21 PM
First I've heard of this...

StcChief
07-04-2006, 09:29 PM
he video shows him struggling for minutes to put on his sweatshirt and offering to buy a car for the man who's SUV he crashed into in front of Santana Foods.

Griffin was not available for comment. When he was interviewed by reporters after the crash happened, he said he had dropped his cell phone as he drove.

Dropped the cell phone.......right.

CHENZ A!
07-04-2006, 10:16 PM
Oh man, the video of him trying to reason with the guy whose car he hit is hilarious. "I'll buy you whatever kind of car in the whole world that you want. What, do you want a Hummer? Do you want a.... Well not a Bentley.." ROFL

TinyEvel
07-05-2006, 02:04 AM
I hear his Escalade was featured on "Pump myRide"