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Count Alex's Wins
07-05-2006, 07:15 AM
I predict that Trent Green will throw five interceptions against the Pittsburgh Steelers on October 15th.

DaKCMan AP
07-05-2006, 07:22 AM
I predict that Rich Scanlon will have only 20 INTs, 37 sacks and 14TDs, in what will be considered a down-year for the future hall of famer.

SLAG
07-05-2006, 07:25 AM
One of our big willies will not be around to protect the big johnson and we will be sore

rad
07-05-2006, 07:26 AM
I'll predict LJ fumbles toward the end of a close game, killing a game winning drive.

ChiefsFan4Life
07-05-2006, 07:40 AM
I predict we don't make the playoffs again, Shields and Roaf leave, Trent soon after, LJ is traded for draft picks to "rebuild" the team, and we are a 3-13 team for years to come

Hog Farmer
07-05-2006, 07:40 AM
I predict GoChiefs will have a wreck on his bicycle while watching porn and masturbating wrecking into Priest Holmes and thus ending his season.

stumppy
07-05-2006, 07:43 AM
I predict GoChiefs will have a wreck on his bicycle while watching porn and masturbating wrecking into Priest Holmes and thus ending his season.

ROFL

ck_IN
07-05-2006, 07:45 AM
<i>I predict GoChiefs will have a wreck on his bicycle while watching porn and masturbating wrecking into Priest Holmes and thus ending his season.</i>

Would that be some kind of Star Wars porn? Something *shudder* to do with Ewoks?

ck_IN
07-05-2006, 07:49 AM
I'll say that at some point in the first half of the season Roaf will pull a hammy or tweak something that will keep him on the shelf for a few games and hinder him the rest of the season.

As a result the offense goes into a tailspin and due to learning a new system the D isn't ready to step up. This will cause Gunther to get canned (again).

At seasons end, Roaf will retire, causing Shields to retire and possibly Green to retire. The Chiefs will finish around .500.

SLAG
07-05-2006, 07:49 AM
GoChiefs has this on his DVR on his bike

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087225/

CoMoChief
07-05-2006, 07:53 AM
Trent Green ruptures archillies tendon, out for the season, Chiefs are done. Willies both leave and Jordan Black is the future of the Oline since Waters wants to be traded.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 07:58 AM
LJ breaks his leg in the 1st half of game one. DJ breaks his leg in the 2nd half on game one.


Chiefs fans becomes Redskins fans.

Eskimo Joe
07-05-2006, 08:15 AM
I predict that all of the naysayers will be dissapointed when they see the Chiefs heading to the SuperBowl.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 08:17 AM
I predict that all of the naysayers will be dissapointed when they see the Chiefs heading to the SuperBowl.


the 2nd coming will happen before the Chiefs get a wiff of a SB.

Reerun_KC
07-05-2006, 08:23 AM
the 2nd coming will happen before the Chiefs get a wiff of a SB.


I Seconded that! Not with this Clown for a GM and a yes man for a HC...

Just isnt going to happen. Product is stale, has been for 10+ years.

Sucks, but reality has to set in at some point.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 08:25 AM
I Seconded that! Not with this Clown for a GM and a yes man for a HC...

Just isnt going to happen. Product is stale, has been for 10+ years.

Sucks, but reality has to set in at some point.

ROFL thats the bitter Chiefs fan we know and love.

Tastes like ash in your mouth huh?ROFL

StcChief
07-05-2006, 08:28 AM
Turley doesn't pan out at RT....the Sampson,Black,Svitek
experiments don't hold up at RT in games.
Plays now have to go Left.

Green is now running Left throwing across his body.

Chiefs struggle to 8-8.

Eskimo Joe
07-05-2006, 08:28 AM
the 2nd coming will happen before the Chiefs get a wiff of a SB.


It must be hell living life as a cynic. I hope you at least have something in your life that is good.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 08:32 AM
It must be hell living life as a cynic. I hope you at least have something in your life that is good.


are you retarded?

Reerun_KC
07-05-2006, 08:47 AM
ROFL thats the bitter Chiefs fan we know and love.

Tastes like ash in your mouth huh?ROFL


No sorry Deliverance HillBilly, Not bitter at all... Acutally just getting bored with the product, Knowing year in and a year out you dont have a chance for the playoffs, Let alone sniffing a superbowl? Gets alittle old.

But I am not a season ticket holder. So therefore I am not a TRUE fan...

milkman
07-05-2006, 08:48 AM
are you retarded?

Do retarts know that they are retarts?

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 08:51 AM
Do retarts know that they are retarts?


:hmmm:

ChiefsfaninPA
07-05-2006, 09:04 AM
Do retarts know that they are retarts?

That one doesn't.

HemiEd
07-05-2006, 09:14 AM
LJ will miss 2,500 yards by 4 measly yards.

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:16 AM
No sorry Deliverance HillBilly, Not bitter at all... Acutally just getting bored with the product, Knowing year in and a year out you dont have a chance for the playoffs, Let alone sniffing a superbowl? Gets alittle old.

But I am not a season ticket holder. So therefore I am not a TRUE fan...

If you're so bored, why are you still here?

:deevee:

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:16 AM
My negative prediction:

Ryan Sims will outplay Tamba Hali.

Eskimo Joe
07-05-2006, 09:17 AM
are you retarded?

Only if I keep arguing with an idiot.

Keep trying, I think you might be able to find something good in your life.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 09:18 AM
Only if I keep arguing with an idiot.

Keep trying, I think you might be able to find something good in your life.
hahahahahaa.

what 'medication' are you on?for real.

ck_IN
07-05-2006, 09:21 AM
<i>Ryan Sims will outplay Tamba Hali.</i>

That's too awful to think about!

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:23 AM
Somebody needs to adjust their sarcasm meter.

Either that or it's so cold in his igloo that the meter is just frozen...

jidar
07-05-2006, 09:24 AM
Your mother will run out of lube halfway through the chiefs lineup.

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:24 AM
<i>Ryan Sims will outplay Tamba Hali.</i>

That's too awful to think about!

What if Hali has 6 sacks and Sims outplays him? ;)

Reerun_KC
07-05-2006, 09:24 AM
If you're so bored, why are you still here?

:deevee:

Because of you.

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 09:27 AM
Sims will have 8 plus sacks and miss the Pro Bowl.

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:29 AM
Because of you.

Thanks for the ego boost.

I was just about ready to wrap this phone cord around my neck...I mean, with as bad as the Chiefs are and all...

Reerun_KC
07-05-2006, 09:33 AM
Thanks for the ego boost.

I was just about ready to wrap this phone cord around my neck...I mean, with as bad as the Chiefs are and all...


Dont do it Man! Its not worth it.

Maybe you need to talk to a Priest? And find out if he is coming back and playing next year while you are at it.

dj56dt58
07-05-2006, 09:35 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm

MOhillbilly
07-05-2006, 09:42 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm


ROFL oh you evil evil bastard-O.

milkman
07-05-2006, 09:45 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm

AAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

**** you! **** you! **** you!

Reerun_KC
07-05-2006, 09:48 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm


And I thought I might of been negative about the Chiefs..

That totally destoryed anything I have ever said negative about the chiefs.

4th and Long
07-05-2006, 09:48 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm
After which, following the final game of the year, Peterson announces he has purchased the team from Hunt and promptly up and moves them to beautiful, sunny, California.

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 09:49 AM
Dont do it Man! Its not worth it.

Maybe you need to talk to a Priest? And find out if he is coming back and playing next year while you are at it.

He's not playing.

rad
07-05-2006, 09:50 AM
Carl Peterson will sign a lifelong contract to be the Chiefs gm

I feel dirty just reading that.

noa
07-05-2006, 11:30 AM
Ryan Sims challenges Willie Roaf to an eating contest and both players wind up having to be removed from Hooters by cranes.

ChiefButthurt
07-05-2006, 11:47 AM
Uh...a true fan is blindly loyal and always optimistic. Even until the bitter end of the season. Otherwise, how would all of us "loyal" fans hang in there for 36 ****ing years.

Damn you Carl. :cuss:

Wile_E_Coyote
07-05-2006, 12:43 PM
the Chiefs sign Ty Law, leaving many fans jumping with joy. Law becomes the 10 million dollar nickle back by mid season

htismaqe
07-05-2006, 12:45 PM
the Chiefs sign Ty Law, leaving many fans jumping with joy. Law becomes the 10 million dollar nickle back by mid season

ROFL

jlscorpio
07-05-2006, 12:53 PM
James Killian leads the Browns to the Super Bowl

milkman
07-05-2006, 01:06 PM
The Chiefs defense takes a step back, rather than a step forward, and Gunt blames it on the new scheme, inspiring Gretz to write a column next year that Gunt really has run out of excuses this time.

Coogs
07-05-2006, 03:43 PM
The Chiefs defense takes a step back, rather than a step forward, and Gunt blames it on the new scheme, inspiring Gretz to write a column next year that Gunt really has run out of excuses this time.

:LOL:

CupidStunt
07-05-2006, 03:47 PM
Larry Johnson places 2nd in MVP voting. For shame.

sedated
07-05-2006, 04:44 PM
our offense finishes 2nd

*shudder*

Adept Havelock
07-05-2006, 05:29 PM
KC does not get Ty Law, and CB injuries lead Herman Edwards to become the first player/coach in the NFL in a very very long time.

At the end of the season, Trent Green retires. Herm announces Vinny Testaverde is the Chiefs QBOTF.

FAX
07-05-2006, 05:43 PM
LJ gets the carry on 4th and 2 from the 8 yard line going in for the winning touchdown against Carolina in the SB.

LJ takes the handoff and suddenly explodes with diarrhea. He craps his pants and covers the entire backfield with brown, gooey poo. Trent slips in the resulting mess tearing a knee ligament. LJ reverses field and trips on Trent smashing his face mask and driving shards of plastic into Trent's left eye. LJ fumbles the pooball. Shields and Roaf go for the fumble. They collide and break each other's 5th lumbar vertebrae. While falling to the ground, they land on Trent crushing his liver. A Carolina defender picks up the pooball and runs down the left boundary for the end zone. Tony G tries to make the tackle. He misses the tackle and runs headlong into DJ and The Mamba on the sidelines breaking their kneecaps.

Carolina 13
Chiefs 7

FAX

big nasty kcnut
07-05-2006, 08:55 PM
i predict the only bad thing is we let bartee on the team.

whoaskew
07-05-2006, 08:56 PM
Jerome Woods wins Superbowl MVP as the star punter of the Los Angeles Broncos for each of the next three years.

HemiEd
07-05-2006, 09:03 PM
Very Nice thread idea, quality and fun reading! :thumb: ROFL I am not capable and I am to lazy to comment on all the funny posts. ROFL

Eskimo Joe
07-05-2006, 09:06 PM
LJ gets the carry on 4th and 2 from the 8 yard line going in for the winning touchdown against Carolina in the SB.

LJ takes the handoff and suddenly explodes with diarrhea. He craps his pants and covers the entire backfield with brown, gooey poo. Trent slips in the resulting mess tearing a knee ligament. LJ reverses field and trips on Trent smashing his face mask and driving shards of plastic into Trent's left eye. LJ fumbles the pooball. Shields and Roaf go for the fumble. They collide and break each other's 5th lumbar vertebrae. While falling to the ground, they land on Trent crushing his liver. A Carolina defender picks up the pooball and runs down the left boundary for the end zone. Tony G tries to make the tackle. He misses the tackle and runs headlong into DJ and The Mamba on the sidelines breaking their kneecaps.

Carolina 13
Chiefs 7

FAX


There you go FAX, the drugs must be working again.

milkman
07-05-2006, 09:15 PM
Chiefs lose the last game of the season, to fall out of the last playoff spot.

Of course, there's an old saying that to every cloud there's a silver lining.

The silver lining here is that in a moment of depression caused by the loss, Eskimo Joe impales himself with an elephant tusk.

Spott
07-05-2006, 09:22 PM
I can reliably predict that I'll watch 2 teams I don't give a rat's ass about playing in the Super Bowl, just like every other year.

chiefqueen
07-05-2006, 09:36 PM
The 10/1 against SF or the 12/10 game against Balt. will be the first home game blacked out since 1991.

kcfanintitanhell
07-05-2006, 09:45 PM
I can reliably predict that I'll watch 2 teams I don't give a rat's ass about playing in the Super Bowl, just like every other year.

My silent request to the football gods every year is that at least I get to watch the Super Bowl with good friends and good beverages
I really don't know how sociable I'd be if I had to be a host/guest at a Super Bowl party where the Chiefs were actually playing-might need some tips from some folks that have really been there...Amnorix, cadmonkey???

HemiEd
07-05-2006, 09:48 PM
My silent request to the football gods every year is that at least I get to watch the Super Bowl with good friends and good beverages
I really don't know how sociable I'd be if I had to be a host/guest at a Super Bowl party where the Chiefs were actually playing-might need some tips from some folks that have really been there...Amnorix, cadmonkey???

Padded Room is where I would be by myself. I watched Super Bowl 1 and 4 with friends, but the Super Bowl was not that big of deal then. It has been a very long dry spell.

Count Alex's Wins
07-05-2006, 09:49 PM
I don't think I could watch the Super Bowl with anyone else if KC was in it.

FAX
07-05-2006, 09:52 PM
I don't think I could watch the Super Bowl with anyone else if KC was in it.

Really interesting thought, there.

There are only a select few persons I could allow in the room. They would even have to be bound and gagged, probably.

FAX

BucEyedPea
07-05-2006, 10:02 PM
Chiefs will play Bucs in playoffs and Chiefs lose. Heh! :clap:

milkman
07-05-2006, 11:18 PM
Chiefs will play Bucs in playoffs and Chiefs lose. Heh! :clap:

So you're predicting a Chiefs-Bucs SB then.