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pr_capone
07-06-2006, 12:08 AM
And being the good guy I am, I inherited her piece of shit so she can have the new car.

This is what we got her....

http://sighost.org/sigs/stratussxt.gif

But... we did not get it brand new. We found one at a dealership with just under 10k miles. The price dropped from $21,320 to 13k.

Here are the actual pictures...

http://carmax.com/dyn/factsheet/MultiPhotos.aspx?stocknum=3528662

Ari Chi3fs
07-06-2006, 12:23 AM
you better drive it BY DEFAULT, whenever you two take that car, or ****ing turn in your man card.

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 12:42 AM
I dont believe that that is a man-card revocable offence.... not to drive the car we bought for her.

*shrugs*

/me goes off to find the rules.

Spicy McHaggis
07-06-2006, 01:02 AM
http://imagecloset.com/8/thumbs/t_03100908SNL.jpg

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!

luv
07-06-2006, 01:06 AM
Will you get me one, too?

greg63
07-06-2006, 01:13 AM
Nice car.

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 01:19 AM
Will you get me one, too?


She sleeps with me... what will you do for me? :D

Rausch
07-06-2006, 01:56 AM
She sleeps with me... what will you do for me? :D

Smack you across the eater when you buy a POS car...

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 02:11 AM
Smack you across the eater when you buy a POS car...

Oh come on now.... its not a bad car. Not only that.... but its guaranteed until 100k miles.

luv
07-06-2006, 02:15 AM
She sleeps with me... what will you do for me? :D
Cook?

greg63
07-06-2006, 02:32 AM
Cook?

...Not clean??

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 02:47 AM
...Not clean??
ROFL

Rausch
07-06-2006, 03:30 AM
And being the good guy I am, I inherited her piece of shit so she can have the new car.


http://raven.ubalt.edu/oldImages/showcase_metrosexual.jpg

Bootlegged
07-06-2006, 06:32 AM
http://imagecloset.com/8/thumbs/t_03100908SNL.jpg

I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!!!

ROFL

My first thought when I saw this too..


"People are afraid of me. I am a District Manager."

Lin Elliot
07-06-2006, 07:02 AM
If your wife is going to put out because you bought her a no options Stratus then my wife should have her lips firmly planted around my pecker all the time.

Not that it's a crappy car but it's certainly a plain jane looking thing.

jidar
07-06-2006, 08:02 AM
Lin Elliot? What the ****?

IA_Chiefs_fan
07-06-2006, 08:02 AM
Congrats on the new car! It sounds like you got a pretty good deal. Excuse all the picky bast*rds here.

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 10:11 AM
If your wife is going to put out because you bought her a no options Stratus then my wife should have her lips firmly planted around my pecker all the time.

Not that it's a crappy car but it's certainly a plain jane looking thing.


LOL

My wife puts out regardless buddy.... but thanks for the visual image. :banghead:

hypersensitiveZO6
07-06-2006, 11:49 AM
spammer. ROFL

hypersensitiveZO6
07-06-2006, 11:51 AM
That's a good deal. What kind of mileage does it get?

sedated
07-06-2006, 12:46 PM
I worked at a car rental place that had Dodges.

Stratus was one of the least sh!tty.

Rain Man
07-06-2006, 12:48 PM
What color is it?

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 12:50 PM
That's a good deal. What kind of mileage does it get?

23 City / 30 Highway

Not the best in the world but a damn sight better than the SUV's I talked her out of.

pr_capone
07-06-2006, 12:52 PM
What color is it?

Its called Satin Jade Pearl. Its a silverish green. Not bad to look at tho so I'll take it. :D

hypersensitiveZO6
07-06-2006, 12:58 PM
23 City / 30 Highway

Not the best in the world but a damn sight better than the SUV's I talked her out of.

I drove a truck for about 5 years. I bought a car like that one and I've payed it off just with the gas saving money in only 18 months. That's pretty damn good mileage though.