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12-04-2000, 10:04 PM
OK, with the fabulous show we're seeing tonight we might as well make fun of Fouts and Miller. Take your best shot.

12-04-2000, 10:05 PM
Fouts claims that the NE hurry up offense is making the Chiefs look bad tonite. I don't think we can give the hurry up that much credit. I think the Chiefs would be still looking pretty bad if NE was slow as molasses in Boston in January.

12-04-2000, 10:08 PM
Yea, they look great don't they, offense stinks, defense stinks, ST stinks, this is embarassing.

12-04-2000, 10:10 PM
yeah, that's the ticket...terrible, embarrassing, disgusting, disgraceful. Who can we blame for this abomination?

Lets see his first name starts with G and ends is er and has an -unth- in the middle.

12-04-2000, 10:13 PM
Miller asks if the team is taking a powder on Gunther for the rest of the season. Hmmm. Maybe he's not as dumb as he acts.

12-04-2000, 10:14 PM
We need Don Meredith, "Turn out the lights, the party's over".

12-04-2000, 10:15 PM
Fouts: "Faulk hesitated waiting for the pass to come down."

12-04-2000, 10:24 PM
Miller: "I don't think Tony Gonzalez cares if they're 5 and 7, so long as he's having a good year sexually"

12-04-2000, 10:56 PM
Miller: "Jimmy Carville...more nervous tics than a Belfast parking valet"

12-04-2000, 11:18 PM
Fouts declaring the game over if the Pats get that 1st down with over 3 minutes left. We had a timeout, the 2 minute warning and you can only run off 2 minutes tops in a full set of downs(assuming they don't get another 1st down).