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petegz28
07-07-2006, 09:30 AM
I myself like to get at least 2 full turns of the roll before I tear and wipe. This provides plenty of coverage for that dig & Scratch move for those troublesome itches without getting poo on your hand. This may need to be repeated 3-4 times to ensure complete ass cleanliness.

Wife says I go through too much. :cuss:

penguinz
07-07-2006, 09:48 AM
I use half a roll no matter what the circumstances are.

Bootlegged
07-07-2006, 09:50 AM
I quit using TP years ago. I use 1 beach towel per day.

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 09:51 AM
2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 09:56 AM
When you're settin on the john,
and the toilet paper's done,
Be a MAN and use your HAND!

Actually, I use enough to get the job done. I choose not to say anymore than that.

John_Wayne
07-07-2006, 09:57 AM
2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not. You use more on your nose than you do on your ass??!! :spock:

Donger
07-07-2006, 09:59 AM
What a strange question to ask.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:00 AM
What a strange question to ask.

In the offseason, there are no strange questions.

sedated
07-07-2006, 10:07 AM
3 sea shells

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 10:08 AM
I myself like to get at least 2 full turns of the roll before I tear and wipe.
You squat to pee, don't you?

DJJasonp
07-07-2006, 10:09 AM
Whatever it takes....spare no expense!

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 10:11 AM
You use more on your nose than you do on your ass??!! :spock:
Think about it, dipshit. When you blow your nose, you are afforded the opportunity to manipulate the paper (folding it over, moving it around, etc.) to be used again without tearing off more from the roll. This is not true when used elsewhere. Again, think about it, dipshit.

sedated
07-07-2006, 10:14 AM
Think about it, dipshit. When you blow your nose, you are afforded the opportunity to manipulate the paper (folding it over, moving it around, etc.) to be used again without tearing off more from the roll. This is not true when used elsewhere. Again, think about it, dipshit.

um...yes it is

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 10:19 AM
um...yes it is
I stand corrected. it's true, if you're some sort of sick f*ck.

penguinz
07-07-2006, 10:19 AM
2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.
You must be hairless.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:22 AM
You must be hairless.

I hate to say it, but I actually read gochiefs thread.

petegz28
07-07-2006, 10:41 AM
I told the wife if she buys Charmin or something soft I will try and use less. And so she did. But using that soft fluffy paper really just encourages a more thorough cleansing since you are not hurting yourself at the same time.

This of course leads to increased TP consumption and now of more costly TP.

What'sa guy to do?

bringbackmarty
07-07-2006, 10:52 AM
as much as it takes.

StcChief
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
The real question is what do you do with old phone books and Sears catalog?

petegz28
07-07-2006, 11:04 AM
The real question is what do you do with old phone books and Sears catalog?


Sears can be ok with their shiney glossy pages. But the YP is just too rough.

bogie
07-07-2006, 01:15 PM
2 squares at a time, max, unless I'm blowing my nose, which requires at least 6 squares, folded in half. Waste not, want not.

2 squares... that's efficient wiping.

DaFace
07-07-2006, 01:38 PM
Who needs TP when you've got this (http://www.joe-ks.com/images/RedneckTP.jpg)!

(May be mildly NSFW, I suppose.)

Moooo
07-07-2006, 01:41 PM
Who needs TP when you've got this (http://www.joe-ks.com/images/RedneckTP.jpg)!

(May be mildly NSFW, I suppose.)

Poor cow.

Moooo

noa
07-07-2006, 02:45 PM
3 sea shells


He doesn't know how to use three sea shells???

ChiefFan31
07-07-2006, 03:48 PM
3 sea shells


I cant believe he doesnt know about the three sea shells...

ChiefFan31
07-07-2006, 03:50 PM
I cant believe he doesnt know about the three sea shells...


Shit...poster above me beat me to it.....by a day.

I didnt read the the second page and Im not going to change my post

Count Alex's Losses
07-07-2006, 05:25 PM
Loads. I want my ass clean.

That's why I live in America.