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hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:24 AM
nothing.

Mile High Mania
07-07-2006, 10:26 AM
Keep your day job... if you have one.

ck_IN
07-07-2006, 10:30 AM
I'd act as the Russian judge while grading his dive.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:31 AM
Keep your day job... if you have one.

If your asking me to grow a mullet and buy a camaro, I'll have to pass.

RickObie
07-07-2006, 10:32 AM
You would have to assume that they're jumping because they're a Donks fan, so if we save them they might see the err in there way, and realize how truly great Chiefs fans actually are!

DaKCMan AP
07-07-2006, 10:32 AM
Is he jumping off a building in Denver or someplace else? The elevation and thinner air make all the difference.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:38 AM
Is he jumping off a building in Denver or someplace else? The elevation and thinner air make all the difference.


In denver an ambulance may come, anywhere else its questionable.

sedated
07-07-2006, 10:40 AM
PBJ

:rockon:

:toast:

the only good donk fan is a dead donk fan

Baconeater
07-07-2006, 10:43 AM
Pray that he lands on a Raider fan.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:43 AM
PBJ

:rockon:

:toast:

the only good donk fan is a dead donk fan

I'm glad someone shares my feeling towards the donkeys.

:toast:

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:45 AM
Pray that he lands on a Raider fan.

ouch...

http://www.ultimatebadguy.com/raider1.jpg

Iowanian
07-07-2006, 10:48 AM
someone is trying a little too hard.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:52 AM
someone is trying a little too hard.

I'm just trying to get some football related topic (sort of) discussion. :shrug: I'd could post for hours about bashing broncos.

alpha_omega
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
Just wait for the splat!

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 11:11 AM
Just wait for the splat!

First a bounce cause of the weight, then a splat.

Dunit35
07-07-2006, 11:12 AM
Take his wallet before someone else does.

SPchief
07-07-2006, 11:15 AM
What do you do if a Bronco Fan jumps off a building?

Wave??

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 11:17 AM
What do you do if a Bronco Fan jumps off a building?

Wave??


yes wave.

fan4ever
07-07-2006, 12:09 PM
Personally I'd try to grab him before he became airborne, but he'd probably have vaseline on his shirt.

Hydrae
07-07-2006, 12:54 PM
Give him a boulder to hang on to on the way down. :D

58-4ever
07-07-2006, 12:55 PM
Make sure he doesn't hit an apricot BMW? :shrug:

Moooo
07-07-2006, 01:00 PM
This reminds me of the joke:

A Bronco fan, a Raider fan, and a Charger fan fall off a cliff, who lands first???

Who cares.

Moooo

Brianfo
07-07-2006, 01:02 PM
[QUOTE=hyperliteZO6]If your asking me to grow a mullet and buy a camaro, I'll have to pass.[/QUOTE

Absolutely Hilarious. Nothing worse than a Donk fan.

vailpass
07-07-2006, 01:09 PM
If your asking me to grow a mullet and buy a camaro, I'll have to pass.

Check out the Chief fan slinging mullet smack. Isn't that fresh?
I don't know what Bronco fan took yor lunch money and left you feeling all butt hurt but you are wearing your wounds a little to close to the surface.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 01:15 PM
Check out the Chief fan slinging mullet smack. Isn't that fresh?
I don't know what Bronco fan took yor lunch money and left you feeling all butt hurt but you are wearing your wounds a little to close to the surface.


enough said.

Rooster
07-07-2006, 01:39 PM
How tall is the building? :D

vailpass
07-07-2006, 01:40 PM
enough said.

No, there was enough said in the blank space right before you lobbed the impossibly stupid "bronco off a building" kindergarten-level smack.

Why don't you wait til the season gets closer, then sit back and learn how it's done from some of your fellow KC fans here who can bring it old school.

Inspector
07-07-2006, 01:45 PM
I would try to correctly position Shanahan on the sidewalk and hope the jumper has good aim.

Saulbadguy
07-07-2006, 01:49 PM
Make sure Ashley Lelie is down there to catch him.


Whoops.

Saulbadguy
07-07-2006, 01:50 PM
As long as it was Jake Plummer who threw the fan off the building, I wouldn't worry. He'd fall safely in to the arms of an opposing fan.

vailpass
07-07-2006, 01:51 PM
Make sure Ashley Lelie is down there to catch him.


Whoops.

ROFL :dom:
See Hyperlite? Here is a perfect example of "sit back and let it come to you."

ChiefFripp
07-07-2006, 02:17 PM
See if he really bleeds orange I suppose...

Mr. Laz
07-07-2006, 02:19 PM
clap?!?


:shrug:

Saulbadguy
07-07-2006, 02:25 PM
clap?!?


:shrug:
Only if he sticks the dismount.

Hog Farmer
07-07-2006, 02:29 PM
I'm glad someone shares my feeling towards the donkeys.

:toast:


Hey , don't forget me, I hate those bastards. Please see avatar.

Mr. Laz
07-07-2006, 02:30 PM
Only if he sticks the dismount.

ya, with his big orange bronco melon head ................... splat.

Hog Farmer
07-07-2006, 02:36 PM
No, there was enough said in the blank space right before you lobbed the impossibly stupid "bronco off a building" kindergarten-level smack.

Why don't you wait til the season gets closer, then sit back and learn how it's done from some of your fellow KC fans here who can bring it old school.


Never mind Vailpass. Why he lives on a chiefs board nobody knows. Nobody likes him anyway. He gets real sensitive if you say anything bad about the suckass Broncos.:deevee: Good job Hyper!!

vailpass
07-07-2006, 03:27 PM
Never mind Vailpass. Why he lives on a chiefs board nobody knows. Nobody likes him anyway. He gets real sensitive if you say anything bad about the suckass Broncos.:deevee: Good job Hyper!!

ROFL
I especially hate when they call them defending AFC West champions.
Please lighten up on me HogFarmer, I am especially vulnerable to smack from people I can smell coming down the road way before I can see them.

ChiefFan31
07-07-2006, 03:43 PM
Personally I'd try to grab him before he became airborne, but he'd probably have vaseline on his shirt.

Nice! ROFL

ChiefFripp
07-07-2006, 03:47 PM
We'd know doubt hear from Taco about "how the refs gave gravity the victory".

DJJasonp
07-07-2006, 03:50 PM
If it was a donk fan in a Lynch jersey....the actual hit would probably come late.

WARPARTY70
07-07-2006, 04:01 PM
just watch from the rooftop

chagrin
07-07-2006, 04:08 PM
Pray it's TJ

R&GHomer
07-07-2006, 04:24 PM
Make sure you throw something really heavy right after him :shrug: perhaps Denise ?

anyway, What would you do if a Bronco Fan jumps off a building? I would call it a good start.

FAX
07-07-2006, 04:26 PM
We'd know doubt hear from Taco about "how the refs gave gravity the victory".

ROFL

FAX

Eskimo Joe
07-07-2006, 08:29 PM
If that should happen you wish that the rest of the Denver fans have the lemming mentality and follow in rapid succession.

chiefqueen
07-07-2006, 09:40 PM
Pray that he lands on a Raider fan.

............and that he doesn't get squished by the Charger fan to follow.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 09:42 PM
............and that he doesn't get squished by the Charger fan to follow.

combined weight = > 1300 pounds

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 09:59 PM
This thread is the proverbial 98lb weakling.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:06 PM
This thread is the proverbial 98lb weakling.

What was that?

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:18 PM
No, there was enough said in the blank space right before you lobbed the impossibly stupid "bronco off a building" kindergarten-level smack.

Why don't you wait til the season gets closer, then sit back and learn how it's done from some of your fellow KC fans here who can bring it old school.

This post signifies everything I wanted to accomplish in my thread. If I piss off hopeless donky fans to this point, this thread was a success. I win. BTW, you're fighting a losing battle vailpass. This is a Chiefs BB.