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Demonpenz
07-07-2006, 10:22 AM
The game will start with 4 chooseable characters each with special powers. You will unlock such legends as phobia, morphius, etc. You will have to battle bad grammer and lame threads along the way. Come up with some good video game cliches for this thread here are some of the levels


Part 1: OH's NO's
Part 2: Take Off your homer glasses
Part 3 : have we signed ty law...and there are people having sex in my house.

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 10:24 AM
Part 4: Your And Idiot

pr_capone
07-07-2006, 10:25 AM
The game will start with 4 chooseable characters each with special powers. You will unlock such legends as phobia, morphius, etc. You will have to battle bad grammer and lame threads along the way. Come up with some good video game cliches for this thread here are some of the levels


Part 1: Oh Noes!
Part 2: Take Off your homer glasses
Part 3 : have we signed ty law...and there are people having sex in my house.

Fixed part 1 for you.

BTW, how could you forget... ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US?!?!?!?!

Demonpenz
07-07-2006, 10:26 AM
Your trusty sidekick endelt will pass along good advice, but beware use his time wisely or mer will come along and ruin the fun.

Demonpenz
07-07-2006, 10:29 AM
Bad guys at some of the levels would have to def have to be memyselfI

DaKCMan AP
07-07-2006, 10:33 AM
instead of lives you'd have rep

Demonpenz
07-07-2006, 10:34 AM
Ye old skip at the end of level 5 "YOU NEED 100 posts to recieve direct TV"

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 10:35 AM
Right in the middle of the game, it crawls to a slow and painful stop and then becomes unplayable until tech support is called and fixes the problem. This may take hours sometimes.

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 10:36 AM
Part 5: Rep Wars

pr_capone
07-07-2006, 10:36 AM
Right in the middle of the game, it crawls to a slow and painful stop and then becomes unplayable until tech support is called and fixes the problem. This may take hours sometimes.

Ahhhhhh..... so this game is produced by Microsoft?

Baby Lee
07-07-2006, 10:38 AM
You play the game in the basement for decades. Then when you begin to have some measure of success, htis pops up and announces you are only playing Martyocre!!

sedated
07-07-2006, 10:38 AM
Part 6: worthless without pics
part 7: donger vs. chiefs4me: the epic battle
part 8: must kill 30 cats with antifreeze spiked tuna
part 9: rich scanlon

morphius
07-07-2006, 10:40 AM
Part 6: I almost saw a nekkid chick in a shower at River Falls

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 10:40 AM
Part 6: I almost saw a nakid chick in a shower
ROFL

Dunit35
07-07-2006, 10:42 AM
Part whatever: You have to find a way to neg rep redrum or you lose 2500 rep points.

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 10:43 AM
We must not forget the "Drunk Posting Challenge."

bogie
07-07-2006, 10:47 AM
There has to be a "poop" level.

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 10:48 AM
There has to be a "poop" level.
Now that's a dumbass suggestion. Very nice.

DMAC
07-07-2006, 10:48 AM
Secret Level 1- Kill the nerds of Germ Warfare.

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:49 AM
part 6: Damnit Carl! :cuss:
part 7: Shut the **** up NoOb!
part 8: ramdon pic thread

morphius
07-07-2006, 10:49 AM
There has to be a "poop" level.
The Bob Dole Curly level to be more accurate, probably starts out eating at Taco John's and involves a whole pile of well aged nepa cheese.

DMAC
07-07-2006, 10:52 AM
Once you beat the game, Cute Fat girls run out, bouncing all over...

ChiTown
07-07-2006, 10:54 AM
part 10: The revenge of Mike Keck and the Greatest American Hero.....

hypersensitiveZO6
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
part 11: I love Mer.

Donger
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
Part 11: Plant recxjake in the Holland Tunnel.

Donger
07-07-2006, 10:56 AM
Part 6: worthless without pics
part 7: donger vs. chiefs4me: the epic battle
part 8: must kill 30 cats with antifreeze spiked tuna
part 9: rich scanlon

Epic? That's moderately insulting.

DaKCMan AP
07-07-2006, 10:58 AM
Double your rep if you win the Look Like A Vagrant Challenge

Cochise
07-07-2006, 11:05 AM
the unlockable character recxjake would have an uber annoyance submission hold

ChiTown
07-07-2006, 11:14 AM
part 12. Turncoat - The Phobia Challenge

stumppy
07-07-2006, 12:04 PM
Level 13: The Trap- Battle of wits with stumppy's girlfriend = Intelligence Level drops 50%.

Dartgod
07-07-2006, 12:12 PM
Level 14: Decypher what Tommykat is saying to rescue her from the killer washing machine.

Stinger
07-07-2006, 12:21 PM
Level 13: The Trap- Battle of wits with stumppy's girlfriend = Intelligence Level drops 50%.
ROFLROFL


Boss Levels :

The Springfieldian - Try to pursaude more than 6 people to meet at one place at a time.

The Nick Athlon WPI (http://chiefsplanet.com) Challenge - Try to not Pay 89.95 for information

The Tomkat - try to decifer her phrases in a certaing amount of time. (FOOOOOO CHIT)

Ramification, The Scalonator, etc. etc.

~~Edit~~ :cuss: Darn you DartGod

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 12:25 PM
ROFLROFL


Boss Levels :

The Springfieldian - Try to pursaude more than 6 people to meet at one place at a time.


You'll need a cheat code to get past this level. ROFL

Iowanian
07-07-2006, 12:28 PM
Up down Up down AB AB Triangle Circle B
initiates the Carl Peterson "STFD STFU" finishing move.

"Get over heeeeeeere" (whipaaaah) "STFUUUUUUUUUUU"


Faaaaaaaatalitaaaaaaaah.

morphius
07-07-2006, 12:28 PM
You'll need a cheat code to get past this level. ROFL
If you can beat it you get a chance to sleep with Jenny Gump... haha

Iowanian
07-07-2006, 12:29 PM
Find the Key, and free the H-back, who will block for you through the Goal line of doooooooom. Find the Jimmy Ray power up on this level and unlock the Flare pass to the flat.


Bait the rat king with some nepacheese and win the BaldyBro trophy.

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 12:31 PM
Find the Key, and free the H-back, who will block for you through the Goal line of doooooooom. Find the Jimmy Ray power up on this level and unlock the Flare pass to the flat.
Don't forget the key to unlock Kris Wilson's potential.

Moooo
07-07-2006, 12:35 PM
One of the levels should be simply named, "Damnit Carl!"

Moooo

ROYC75
07-07-2006, 03:10 PM
No one person will ever win this game, there's just no way. Way too difficult........

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 03:18 PM
No one person will ever win this game, there's just no way. Way too difficult........
Keep f#cking doubting the members of ChiefsPlanet!

Iowanian
07-07-2006, 03:26 PM
I once saw an ATARI game called "Custard's Revenge". It involved a pixled man with a directed pickle, who ran through a hail of arrows, to get the indian princess that was tied to the post and push the button to stab the soup.

A bonus level of Planet Affairs would be an excellent incarnation of that...and if your character accidently selects one that has ended unpleasantly...you lose points for the VD you just found in Door #2.

DJJasonp
07-07-2006, 03:30 PM
Secret hidden level -

While out on a sunday night with Bam Morris and Tamarick Vanover, you must sell a bag of weed out of your trunk without attracting police (like GTA maybe?)....all the while driving a stolen vehicle....then, Bam and Tamarick drop you off at Tony G's house and you head down to the plaza to meet up with the cheifs cheerleaders....the two of you must determine which ones are legit and which ones are tucking away a "surprise" between their legs. Some serious rep points can be won/lost at this stage.

The best part about this stage - if you beat it, the ultimate in evil appears (Lin Elliot), and you get to mercilessly beat him to a pulp.

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 03:32 PM
Level 29: You must caption a random picture taken from the internet.

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 03:41 PM
Level 30: You must convince another person, via statements of science and/or quotations of biblical scriptures, that their religious beliefs are incorrect.

morphius
07-07-2006, 04:05 PM
Level 29: You must caption a random picture taken from the internet.
while being shot at by the Luftwaffe during a cloudy night trying to hit a German amunition manufacturing plant.

Hydrae
07-07-2006, 04:16 PM
Boss level: You find yourself in the DC forum and must find the way out by determining which poster is posting the "correct" information.

Count Zarth
07-07-2006, 04:20 PM
The final boss is GoChiefs. You must use your Big F*cking Mod Gun to ban him for one last and final time. It won't be easy, because he's using his Shit-Corn Nugget Blaster to attack you. His Shield of Proxy IP's can absorb alot of damage.
























































Legends of Chiefsplanet II: RETURN OF GOCHIEFS

tommykat
07-07-2006, 05:36 PM
Level 31

You are just a woman, what do you know about football? Just a piece of chit. IHO..his.

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 07:09 PM
Level 31

You are just a woman, what do you know about football? Just a piece of chit. IHO..his.
Level 32: Try and decipher what was typed in level 31. You'll need to defeat papa smurf and steal his +5 decoder ring. :D

memyselfI
07-07-2006, 08:29 PM
Level 69: 'Your' a homophobic 'moran'...

go straight to the Male Hotties thread. Do not pass go. Do not collect positive rep.

listopencil
07-07-2006, 08:34 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/excrement.jpg

morphius
07-07-2006, 08:37 PM
Level 33: Where on this planet is MrBlond

morphius
07-07-2006, 08:38 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/excrement.jpg
Ahhhh, so the rest of your family is Denver fans as well.

Dartgod
07-07-2006, 08:39 PM
Level 31

You are just a woman, what do you know about football? Just a piece of chit. IHO..his.Level 14: Decypher what Tommykat is saying to rescue her from the killer washing machine.

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 09:27 PM
Level 46. You must successfully sneak a repost onto the Board without being noticed and beaten by a mob.

Moooo
07-07-2006, 09:30 PM
Level 46. You must successfully sneak a repost onto the Board without being noticed and beaten by a mob.

Bonus points if its about Ty Law.

Moooo

milkman
07-07-2006, 11:00 PM
I don't play video games, but how about this.

Boss level (what is this?): You must vanquish Johnny Proctor to get pie.