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Rain Man
07-07-2006, 02:13 PM
This is of interest to no one but me, so I'll intersperse this post with pictures of Woodrow Wilson to broaden its appeal.

http://www.vahistorical.org/sva2003/wilson02a.jpg

In the past week, I've heard that two of my bigger competitors in town are closing. One is public news, and they're "selling" the firm to another of the larger companies in town, and the other is not yet public, but I was told by an unimpeachable source.

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/jp/bball/jp_bball_subj_m.jpg

I find this very interesting, because I'm wondering if it creates a market opportunity for my company. I just wish I could figure out who their clients are. There aren't a lot of big firms in town, so this has the potential to shake things up a bit.

http://www.jhu.edu/~debate/files/woodrow-wilson-1.jpg

It's also very surprising because my company is having a very good year, and several of the marketing firms we work with are also having very good years. I figured that the whole market was up.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/amex/wilson/images/home/wilson_pic.jpg

That's all. Here's one more picture of Woodrow Wilson to close out the thread.

http://www.tallarmeniantale.com/pics/wilson-lands.JPG

DaFace
07-07-2006, 02:17 PM
Sounds like you may be in need of a new employee here pretty soon... ;)

Dartgod
07-07-2006, 02:18 PM
I find this very interesting, because I'm wondering if it creates a market opportunity for my company.
You should hire a market research firm and find out.

Moooo
07-07-2006, 02:19 PM
I did a report on Woodrow Wilson, gave a 15 minute speech on him, and he was interesting to say the least.

Guy was a brilliant politician, and yet a huge racist bastard...

When he was president of Princeton he would intentionally turn down blacks for no reason, and then, even when he was president, when asked about his affiliation with certain white-supremist groups being counterproductive to America, his response was something to the effect of, "IF they don't like me, they don't have to vote for me."

Moooo

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 02:19 PM
You should hire a market research firm and find out.

They're all closing down! I....oh.

58-4ever
07-07-2006, 02:21 PM
Sounds like you may be in need of a new employee here pretty soon... ;)

I need a job too.

Bootlegged
07-07-2006, 02:53 PM
I did a report on Woodrow Wilson, gave a 15 minute speech on him, and he was interesting to say the least.

Guy was a brilliant politician, and yet a huge racist bastard...

When he was president of Princeton he would intentionally turn down blacks for no reason, and then, even when he was president, when asked about his affiliation with certain white-supremist groups being counterproductive to America, his response was something to the effect of, "IF they don't like me, they don't have to vote for me."

Moooo



How does one become a HUGE racist?

DaFace
07-07-2006, 02:54 PM
How does one become a HUGE racist?

Eat 6000 calories/day and watch TV all day long. Oh, and be a racist.

Moooo
07-07-2006, 02:56 PM
How does one become a HUGE racist?

The same way someone becomes a "huge d*ck" There are levels to it. Some just feel uncomfortable around minorities or don't like them, others say they are the sole reason for the decay of society... there are degrees to it.

Moooo

ct
07-07-2006, 02:58 PM
You should hire a market research firm and find out.

:clap:

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 03:05 PM
I should note that my company is not in any way affiliated with Mr. Woodrow Wilson, and we do not condone racism in any form.