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Bootlegged
07-07-2006, 01:16 PM
It seems some have decided to go against the grain and dare NOT have one. Time to fess up.

Saulbadguy
07-07-2006, 01:17 PM
no

AZORChiefFan
07-07-2006, 01:22 PM
Nope they make me look like a drowned rat. Always looks scruffy on me.

Inspector
07-07-2006, 01:23 PM
Not today.

Bob Dole
07-07-2006, 01:23 PM
Actually, what most people call a goatee is closer to being a Van Dyke.

Bob Dole actually has a goat at the moment (which means that there is no stache).

Dartgod
07-07-2006, 01:24 PM
Goatees are not attractive on fat men.


Or at least this fat man...

Moooo
07-07-2006, 01:24 PM
50% of the hairs on my chin grow in clear or very light blonde, so I look like Yoda when I try and pull that crap off.

Moooo

DJay23
07-07-2006, 01:27 PM
I tend to go with the scruffy 3 days unshaven look than any particular trim job. I look like a retard with a goatee anyway.

Occasionally the mood will strike me and I'll just grow a full on beard for about a month until I get tired of it.

Hydrae
07-07-2006, 01:29 PM
Of course. Well, if you discount the rest of the hair on my face it is a goat. Most people would just call it a beard. :D

ChiTown
07-07-2006, 01:31 PM
I recently shaved mine off. My beard is nearly 75% gray now. F that. There's not much I can do about the gray hair on my head, short of shaving it or coloring it (neither one is a good option for me). My facial hair.........well, I'll be gdamned if I'm going to look like a 40-something Santa Claus.

morphius
07-07-2006, 01:31 PM
I had one for about a decade, now I don't.

Mr. Laz
07-07-2006, 01:33 PM
the goatee part of my beard is the gray part ...


so no ... i don't wanna be "Mr. Grey who gets no play"

ChiTown
07-07-2006, 01:38 PM
the goatee part of my beard is the gray part ...


so no ... i don't wanna be "Mr. Grey who gets no play"

4321

Bob Dole
07-07-2006, 01:40 PM
the goatee part of my beard is the gray part ...


so no ... i don't wanna be "Mr. Grey who gets no play"

Take it from someone who's had gray facial hair for well over two decades:

The gray hair ain't your problem.

luv
07-07-2006, 01:41 PM
Nope. But they look good on a lot of men.

shakesthecat
07-07-2006, 01:41 PM
I've had one for about 14 years now.

ChiefsOne
07-07-2006, 01:42 PM
No, and just this past weekend I shaved off the stache for the first time in my life.

Iowanian
07-07-2006, 01:44 PM
I do not have a goatee and I do not wish to see your Goatse.

KCChiefsMan
07-07-2006, 01:46 PM
I look terrible with facial hair so I go clean cut

cadmonkey
07-07-2006, 01:47 PM
Yes, I have a shaved head so I need to have something that defines my face. Usually it's just the bottom and looks like the University of Miami symbol on their helmets, but tight now its the full thing.

Mr. Laz
07-07-2006, 01:57 PM
4321
:p

CupidStunt
07-07-2006, 02:01 PM
No. Just a goat.

morphius
07-07-2006, 02:03 PM
Take it from someone who's had gray facial hair for well over two decades:

The gray hair ain't your problem.
Maybe if he lowered his standards to Bob Dole's as well...

4th and Long
07-07-2006, 02:03 PM
I HAVE A GOATEE!!!!11111111!!

WARPARTY70
07-07-2006, 02:05 PM
yes and my wife loves it

pr_capone
07-07-2006, 02:16 PM
Bob Dole actually has a goat at the moment (which means that there is no stache).

Same here.

FAX
07-07-2006, 02:17 PM
I could never grow a decent beard, so I went to a hair transplant specialist and had some of my pubic hair transplanted to my chin.

Now, I not only have a luxurious goatee rivaling Mr. Bob Dole's magnificent facial hair display, but when I blow my nose, I have an orgasm. One interesting side effect is that I find myself looking forward to getting a cold.

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
07-07-2006, 02:22 PM
Goatees are not attractive on fat men.


Or at least this fat man...


Yeah, mine looks like shit too. All though it looks like puke shit when I don't have one at all. So the shit stays.

StcChief
07-07-2006, 02:25 PM
Did have long time ago..Now clean shavin'

Too much Salt in the pepper :p

Cochise
07-07-2006, 02:26 PM
No. It's very 1990ish.

BucEyedPea
07-07-2006, 02:27 PM
Nope for some reason I've never been able to grow one. :shake:

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 02:30 PM
I have a beard, so does that count as a goatee? Because there's a goatee in there, but it's merely connected to some really, really long sideburns.

morphius
07-07-2006, 02:32 PM
I have a beard, so does that count as a goatee? Because there's a goatee in there, but it's merely connected to some really, really long sideburns which sadly are not connected to anything on the top of my head

there

ChiefFan31
07-07-2006, 02:39 PM
I have a goatee.

Rain Man
07-07-2006, 02:40 PM
there

Me and Martin Van Buren and a few Turkish sultans (sigh).

JimNasium
07-07-2006, 03:12 PM
I don't own a Nascar hat so the answer is no.

rad
07-07-2006, 03:16 PM
I had a goatee years ago, but grew out of it.

Now I just grow hair on my neck.