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DMAC
07-14-2006, 01:17 PM
And needless to say, I kept spitting my whopper out from laughing.

Dane Cook on Burger King (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAf8tNijuds&search=dane%20cook%20burger%20king)

And then I stumbled on this...

Dane Cooks "First Time" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmmUcSvf_nU&search=dane%20cook%20bj)

And this...

Dane Cook on The Price is Right ROFL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-5EmsXDBaw&search=dane%20cook%20pir)


I had never seen these, so maybe you haven't either!

Fish
07-14-2006, 01:21 PM
Am I the only one that finds Dane Cook incredibly annoying?

Damn I want to stab him in the face....

DMAC
07-14-2006, 01:22 PM
Am I the only one that finds Dane Cook incredibly annoying?

Damn I want to stab him in the face....This was the first time I had ever seen him before.

Fish
07-14-2006, 01:30 PM
This was the first time I had ever seen him before.

No offense to you my friend.... and I'm not trying to attack your post... but that guy just totally makes me want to throw baby ducklings into a blender just to have an honest laugh....

Tatertot13
07-14-2006, 01:30 PM
I'd like to kick him in the nuts and then push him in front of a bus

jiveturkey
07-14-2006, 01:56 PM
No offense to you my friend.... and I'm not trying to attack your post... but that guy just totally makes me want to throw baby ducklings into a blender just to have an honest laugh....It sounds like you could use some God in your life. :p

Baby Lee
07-14-2006, 02:01 PM
I'd like to run up to him,when he's eating an ice cream cone, smash it in his face, and yell "remember me forever!!!"

Otter
07-14-2006, 04:09 PM
Dane Cook is awsome. I saw him at Penn State a couple months ago, he draws a crowd.

Mr. Flopnuts
07-14-2006, 04:12 PM
Dane Cook is awsome. I saw him at Penn State a couple months ago, he draws a crowd.


It was okay. I didn't roll though. At least not like I did reading about "Little Homie" in the Hall of Classics thread.

Otter
07-14-2006, 04:14 PM
It was okay. I didn't roll though. At least not like I did reading about "Little Homie" in the Hall of Classics thread.

Maybe I should send him that material and charge him according to the laugh-o-meter.

Garcia Bronco
07-14-2006, 04:21 PM
Am I the only one that finds Dane Cook incredibly annoying?

Damn I want to stab him in the face....

He's not even funny. The Burger King bit is lame

Otter
07-14-2006, 04:26 PM
He's not even funny. The Burger King bit is lame

My first choice of contemporary actors/comedians to stab in the face would be Jack Black. I canít even stand to look at that guy for more than 5 minutes without wanting to throw my TV onto the street.

ENDelt260
07-14-2006, 04:41 PM
What's with the retarded hand gesture?

Otter
07-14-2006, 04:49 PM
What's with the retarded hand gesture?

It's not retarded, you're retarded.

Donger
07-14-2006, 04:52 PM
I think people who say "asterick" should face summary execution.

ZootedGranny
07-14-2006, 05:00 PM
Dane is funny, but nowhere as near as funny as people make him out to be. He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery, and he's a joke thief, and for that he must suffer the fate of being friends with Jay Davis.

Miles
07-14-2006, 05:18 PM
Dane is funny, but nowhere as near as funny as people make him out to be. He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery, and he's a joke thief, and for that he must suffer the fate of being friends with Jay Davis.

That pretty much perfectly describes him.

Tribal Warfare
07-14-2006, 05:37 PM
My first choice of contemporary actors/comedians to stab in the face would be Jack Black. I canít even stand to look at that guy for more than 5 minutes without wanting to throw my TV onto the street.

The D Rules!!!!!!!!!!!

Ari Chi3fs
07-14-2006, 07:41 PM
Dane Cook is awsome. I saw him at Penn State a couple months ago, he draws a crowd.

Wow, you went to the obscenely huge show during Tourgasm? With like 7500 people?

Ari Chi3fs
07-14-2006, 07:42 PM
What's with the retarded hand gesture?
Its the SUperFInger. When a regular bird just wont do.

Otter
07-14-2006, 09:47 PM
Wow, you went to the obscenely huge show during Tourgasm? With like 7500 people?

I was indeed there. Went to The Crowbar and saw a local band and slugged mico-brews after.

The show had more than 7,500 people I think. The Bryce Jordan Center holds up to 12,000 if I'm not mistaken and it was packed.

Good times.

Moooo
07-14-2006, 10:04 PM
I only watched the first two, and most of it I don't really get. I have a strange sense of humor though.

Moooo

chubychecker
07-14-2006, 10:22 PM
"First Time" was funny; that is all. The rest of his performances were horrible. You can see better material during amateur hour at your local comedy club. He should die.

Rausch
07-14-2006, 11:31 PM
"First Time" was funny; that is all. The rest of his performances were horrible. You can see better material during amateur hour at your local comedy club. He should die.

He's like a metrosexual 12 year old Louis Black...

ENDelt260
07-15-2006, 02:53 AM
damn you for pissing on Lewis Black's good name

Demonpenz
07-15-2006, 05:37 AM
when you have no punchline just scream

IT"S A PEANUT GET IT! A PEANUT!

Over-Head
07-15-2006, 06:12 AM
He masks his weak material with over an over the top delivery,

A'la Andrew Dice Clay

KC Jones
07-15-2006, 07:28 AM
That guy sucks.

Demonpenz
07-15-2006, 09:14 AM
i wonder if i don't like him because he is good looking. i like my comics balding and ugly

DaFace
07-15-2006, 09:19 AM
Eh, I think he's pretty funny. :shrug:

Iowanian
07-15-2006, 09:23 AM
Cook is funny. His delivery is half of it....as it is with any good performer.


haters.

Bowser
07-15-2006, 10:24 AM
"I was like Bugs Bunny on the moon."


That was pretty good shit.

Lurch
07-15-2006, 03:13 PM
Let me guess. BK has Wi-Fi?

Man, "My First Time" had me rolling....ROFL