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TRR
07-15-2006, 07:31 AM
I was watching NFL Network the other night, and Kyle Turley was interviewing. Turley was talking about the O Line, and said, "and I'm hoping Willie Roaf decides to come back for one more season." I thought Roaf already decided to come back and play? He was gone from mini camp because of "personal issues", but I hope he doesn't retire all of a sudden.

If KC loses Willie Roaf, we will be at a significant disadvantage.

StcChief
07-15-2006, 07:41 AM
Why would Turley say that... Does he ultimately want the LT job?

nychief
07-15-2006, 07:42 AM
significant disadvantage.

We'd be up shit's creek.

4th and Long
07-15-2006, 07:45 AM
Kyle Turdley is going to say all kinds of crap to make himself look good, i.e., guarenteeing LJ's 2K yards running behind him and Roaf. He's too busy touting himself to know the status of all the players.

Over-Head
07-15-2006, 07:50 AM
If KC loses Willie Roaf, we will be at a significant disadvantage.
And then perhaps you'll only beat us by 3 touchdowns :deevee: in both games this season

CoMoChief
07-15-2006, 07:54 AM
Well, Roaf did say all of that stuff in that interview down in Louisiana. I'm almost betting that he doesnt come back. Family issues sometimes mean that your family doesnt want you to play football anymore.

chiefsfaninNC
07-15-2006, 07:55 AM
And then perhaps you'll only beat us by 3 touchdowns :deevee: in both games this season


Only 3? A little hopeful for the upcoming season aren't you OH?

Bob Dole
07-15-2006, 07:56 AM
Here's the thread with a transcript of exactly what Roaf said.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142654

Over-Head
07-15-2006, 07:57 AM
Only 3? A little hopeful for the upcoming season aren't you OH?If yer gonna dream, dream big I say :thumb:

Lurch
07-15-2006, 08:46 AM
Here's the thread with a transcript of exactly what Roaf said.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=142654

Willie will be back.

petegz28
07-15-2006, 08:49 AM
Kyle Turdley is going to say all kinds of crap to make himself look good, i.e., guarenteeing LJ's 2K yards running behind him and Roaf. He's too busy touting himself to know the status of all the players.


Yeah I would rather have him talk about how shitty he will eb and how LJ will be lucky to get 1,000 yrds.


Sorry that posts gets you a dumb ass award.

FAX
07-15-2006, 01:03 PM
I'm feeling very uneasy about the big Willie situation right now.

Of course, I'm not too sure about the medium sized Willie situation either.

FAX

htismaqe
07-15-2006, 01:05 PM
Yeah I would rather have him talk about how shitty he will eb and how LJ will be lucky to get 1,000 yrds.


Sorry that posts gets you a dumb ass award.

No shit.

Heaven forbid these guys act a little bit cocky instead of hanging their heads like they have the last few years.

Rain Man
07-15-2006, 02:48 PM
I'm feeling very uneasy about the big Willie situation right now.

Of course, I'm not too sure about the medium sized Willie situation either.

FAX

Nonetheless, these are both preferable to a potential small Willie situation.


(What can I say? Sometimes I can't resist the lowbrow stuff.)

listopencil
07-15-2006, 06:45 PM
KFFL Hot Off The Wire

Chiefs | Willie Roaf Homosexual
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:56:53 -0700

Jeremy Evans, writing for the Kansas City Tribune-Review, reports Offensive Lineman (KC) Willie Roaf has admitted to being a homosexual. Roaf stated,"I can't stand working around all of those big sweaty hunks all Summer while bending over because it makes my anus quiver so..." He is expected to miss most if not all of training camp and is a question mark going into the season. Said Roaf,"I'll see how I react while I watch our wonderful boys in pre-season. If I lose it when they start shoving each other around and piling on top of each other I know I'll be aroused during games. I just can't play with a hard on and that would be the end for me." When asked how he had managed so far roaf replied,"I've been using Zen to make it through the seasons up until now but I got excited and 'pancaked' my guru last March and he won't return my calls."


http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

Lurch
07-15-2006, 06:52 PM
That's odd, when I clicked the link I got this:KFFL Hot Off The Wire

Chiefs | Jake Plummer, admits his homosexuality
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:56:53 -0700

Jeremy Evans, writing for the Denver Post, reports Quarterback (Denver) Jake Plummer has admitted to being a homosexual. Plummer stated,"I can't stand working around all of those big sweaty hunks all Summer while bending over because it makes my anus quiver so..." He is expected to miss most if not all of training camp and is a question mark going into the season. Said Plummer,"I'll see how I react while I watch our wonderful boys in pre-season. If I lose it when they start shoving each other around and piling on top of each other I know I'll be aroused during games. I just can't play with a hard on and that would be the end for me." When asked how he had managed so far Plummer replied,"I've been using Zen to make it through the seasons up until now but I got excited and cornholed my guru last March and he won't return my calls."

Plummer is considering retirement, in order to pursue a career in gay porn.


http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

listopencil
07-15-2006, 06:56 PM
That's odd, when I clicked the link I got this:

Plummer is considering retirement, in order to pursue a career in gay porn.





Oh c'mon. If I'm going to go through all that effort to fake up a KFFL story you should at least make up your own stuff too. This is the only thing you changed besides his name. Rep for having a good sense of humor, though.

ZootedGranny
07-15-2006, 07:01 PM
I wouldn't look too hard into what Turley said. We're here nerding out on Chiefs news 24/7, but I'd be surprised if half of the players in the league knew what was going on with their team at any given time.

OldTownChief
07-15-2006, 07:04 PM
KFFL Hot Off The Wire

Chiefs | Willie Roaf Homosexual
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:56:53 -0700

Jeremy Evans, writing for the Kansas City Tribune-Review, reports Offensive Lineman (KC) Willie Roaf has admitted to being a homosexual. Roaf stated,"I can't stand working around all of those big sweaty hunks all Summer while bending over because it makes my anus quiver so..." He is expected to miss most if not all of training camp and is a question mark going into the season. Said Roaf,"I'll see how I react while I watch our wonderful boys in pre-season. If I lose it when they start shoving each other around and piling on top of each other I know I'll be aroused during games. I just can't play with a hard on and that would be the end for me." When asked how he had managed so far roaf replied,"I've been using Zen to make it through the seasons up until now but I got excited and 'pancaked' my guru last March and he won't return my calls."


http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

ROFL

Halfcan
07-15-2006, 08:43 PM
KFFL Hot Off The Wire

Chiefs | Willie Roaf Homosexual
Sat, 15 Jul 2006 11:56:53 -0700

Jeremy Evans, writing for the Kansas City Tribune-Review, reports Offensive Lineman (KC) Willie Roaf has admitted to being a homosexual. Roaf stated,"I can't stand working around all of those big sweaty hunks all Summer while bending over because it makes my anus quiver so..." He is expected to miss most if not all of training camp and is a question mark going into the season. Said Roaf,"I'll see how I react while I watch our wonderful boys in pre-season. If I lose it when they start shoving each other around and piling on top of each other I know I'll be aroused during games. I just can't play with a hard on and that would be the end for me." When asked how he had managed so far roaf replied,"I've been using Zen to make it through the seasons up until now but I got excited and 'pancaked' my guru last March and he won't return my calls."


http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

Wow a donk fan calling another teams player gay?? :hmmm: Oh the irony!!