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Douche Baggins
07-16-2006, 07:00 AM
WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAAY!?!?!

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http://crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com/

Saulbadguy
07-16-2006, 07:07 AM
"The police ARE READY!"

gblowfish
07-16-2006, 07:42 AM
I've have some customers like that. It's fun to listen to them melt down.

petegz28
07-16-2006, 09:16 AM
ROFL :eek: :loser: :LOL:

chagrin
07-16-2006, 09:25 AM
ROFL

The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers!


That's great, the "you're a murderer...we will find all of your female relatives..." bit was the best, imo

CoMoChief
07-16-2006, 09:26 AM
O.........M...........G

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 09:29 AM
the guy was acctually professional about it. where i work we would have been passing the headset around and laughing our asses off at the stupid bitch

CoMoChief
07-16-2006, 09:32 AM
the guy was acctually professional about it. where i work we would have been passing the headset around and laughing our asses off at the stupid bitch


Same where I work.

Women have had miscarriges because of telemarketers.

Ari Chi3fs
07-16-2006, 09:37 AM
YOU CALL PEOPLES HOUSES??!!!!


ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrggggggghhhh!!!111

Bwana
07-16-2006, 09:43 AM
the guy was acctually professional about it. where i work we would have been passing the headset around and laughing our asses off at the stupid bitch

That would be after I starting playing some serious head games with her. ROFL

IA_Chiefs_fan
07-16-2006, 09:51 AM
"You're a RAPIST!" He totally should have screwed with her. He was very professional.

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 10:50 AM
That would be after I starting playing some serious head games with her. ROFL
damn right..when people start yelling at me i just keep talking over them. it pisses them off bad.

Adept Havelock
07-16-2006, 11:02 AM
"I hope this tape gets played in court someday, ma'am."

ROFL

nomad
07-16-2006, 11:05 AM
You can hear about 5 missing teeth from that meth psycho.

ck_IN
07-16-2006, 11:16 AM
That's why I don't deal with the public. About two minutes into it I would have told her to get bent and hung up on her.

DaFace
07-16-2006, 11:17 AM
YOU ARE A TERRORIST!! ROFL

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 11:31 AM
that's one of those calls where you write down their number and store it in your cell phone for a 2 a.m. wakeup call.

luv
07-16-2006, 11:32 AM
that's one of those calls where you write down their number and store it in your cell phone for a 2 a.m. wakeup call.
Isn't that illegal?

hypersensitiveZO6
07-16-2006, 11:37 AM
"I don't she ****s so good."

hypersensitiveZO6
07-16-2006, 11:40 AM
You are a RAPIST!!!

This one got me. ROFL

NJ Chief Fan
07-16-2006, 11:49 AM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

NJ Chief Fan
07-16-2006, 11:51 AM
they died cause when they tried to call your crack headed ass is flipping out on every one

vailpass
07-16-2006, 12:05 PM
the guy was acctually professional about it. where i work we would have been passing the headset around and laughing our asses off at the stupid bitch

Irony: people whose "job" requires them to wear headsets laughing at other people's pathetic lives.

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 12:06 PM
Isn't that illegal?
yeah..that's why you do it at a payphone

DaFace
07-16-2006, 12:13 PM
yeah..that's why you do it at a payphone

I think she'd be so pissed off that she would have an aneurysm or something. Then you WOULD BE A MURDERER!!!!

Thig Lyfe
07-16-2006, 12:19 PM
YOU CALL PEOPLES HOUSES??!!!!


ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrggggggghhhh!!!111

Heh.

Adept Havelock
07-16-2006, 12:21 PM
YOU CALL PEOPLES HOUSES??!!!!


ARRRRRRRRrrrrrrrggggggghhhh!!!111


I wonder if that's the last time this telemarketer calls Mrs. Howard Deans house?

Thig Lyfe
07-16-2006, 12:24 PM
"I hope this tape gets played in court someday, ma'am."

ROFL


That's classic. The guy almost cracked up. I'm impressed at how calm he is.

"Your wife will leave you, I guarantee."
"I'm not married, ma'am."
(long pause)

ROFL


"A rapist? That's a pretty harsh ascertation." The way he says that is pretty hilarious. He sounds like Joel Hodgson from Mystery Science Theatre 3000.

OldTownChief
07-16-2006, 12:25 PM
Sounds like my ex.

Sure-Oz
07-16-2006, 12:27 PM
what a stupid bitch haha

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 12:27 PM
Irony: people whose "job" requires them to wear headsets laughing at other people's pathetic lives.
Yeah, making nearly $20 an hr when your 19 to help pay for college is pathetic isn't it?





dumbass

hypersensitiveZO6
07-16-2006, 12:28 PM
Sounds like my ex.

"She gave me a bunch of crap about not listening to her; I wasn't really paying attention."

Sure-Oz
07-16-2006, 12:30 PM
WEEE WILL HAVE YOUR TAXES AUDITED!!!!!!!!!!!

Thig Lyfe
07-16-2006, 12:32 PM
"I'm getting a 'calm down'"

Bearcat
07-16-2006, 12:55 PM
Irony: people whose "job" requires them to wear headsets laughing at other people's pathetic lives.

Yeah, if I was required to use a phone a lot at my job I'd have to wear a paper bag on my head while working... oh, wait...


And, out of curiosity, what exactly is your "job"?

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 01:38 PM
Irony: people whose "job" requires them to wear headsets laughing at other people's pathetic lives.

Adept Havelock
07-16-2006, 01:49 PM
:LOL:ROFL ROFL

doomy3
07-16-2006, 01:56 PM
I keep getting this message when I try to play this:

Additional Plugins are required to display all the media on this page.

:shrug:

TinyEvel
07-16-2006, 02:03 PM
Dudes.
She sounded a lot like that fat/insane b*tch from that "Trading Spouses" episode. THe one who said her house was infected with Satan from the other family's kids being in there. And she tore up the checkthe show gave her, because it was Satan's money.

Then she saw that it was like a hundred grand, and she reneged and spent it on a gastric bypass surgery. So she will no longer be fat and crazy.
She'l just be not-so-fat and crazy.

mikey23545
07-16-2006, 03:04 PM
Irony: people whose "job" requires them to wear headsets laughing at other people's pathetic lives.

Great...The crazy bitch's brother posts on this BB....

Sully
07-16-2006, 03:43 PM
I keep getting this message when I try to play this:

Additional Plugins are required to display all the media on this page.

:shrug:

I get the same thing.
I've never been able to figure out those things. :harumph:

DaFace
07-16-2006, 03:50 PM
I keep getting this message when I try to play this:

Additional Plugins are required to display all the media on this page.

:shrug:

Chances are you need to update your Java software (http://www.java.com/en/download/index.jsp).

I'm in a good mood, though, so I found the acutal audio file buried in the web page. Click here to download the audio in mp3 format (http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/9/c/99c966e111e663b8956d6f67e72aaf34.mp3).

vailpass
07-16-2006, 05:11 PM
Yeah, making nearly $20 an hr when your 19 to help pay for college is pathetic isn't it?





dumbass


That's odd. This morning when I viewed this reply the hourly rate you posted was $18. Are raises given out so fast in the headset profession that you just can't keep up?

Does that hourly rate include name tag or do you need to dip into your own coffers for equipment costs?

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 05:27 PM
That's odd. This morning when I viewed this reply the hourly rate you posted was $18. Are raises given out so fast in the headset profession that you just can't keep up?

Does that hourly rate include name tag or do you need to dip into your own coffers for equipment costs?
It's called commission dumbass. Either way it's more than your shitty minumum wage job so shut the **** up

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 05:29 PM
And we both wear headsets. The difference is I sell phone service and internet and you ask people if they would like to supersize their fries

Moooo
07-16-2006, 05:30 PM
It's called commission dumbass. Either way it's more than your shitty minumum wage job so shut the **** up

I make anywhere from $1 to $2 in comission hourly, but I also make a solid base pay...

Whatever you're doing must SUCK in order to make that much money doing it. Not saying anything bad, but usually crappy jobs pay more.

Moooo

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 05:31 PM
I make anywhere from $1 to $2 in comission...

Whatever you're doing must SUCK in order to make that much money doing it. Not saying anything bad, but usually crappy jobs pay more.

Moooo
My job is awesome. I make 4 sales then walk around and talk to my friends. (4 sales is 200% of goal, which over 2 weeks period is $18 an hr).

Moooo
07-16-2006, 05:33 PM
My job is awesome. I make 4 sales then walk around and talk to my friends. (4 sales is 200% of goal, which over 2 weeks period is $18 an hr).

Is it cold-calling? I couldn't do that for the life of me. I only call people who have already shown interest.

Moooo

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 05:44 PM
Is it cold-calling? I couldn't do that for the life of me. I only call people who have already shown interest.

Moooo
yeah but where i work now they are already customers like they have a cable company and we try to add internet/phone/digital cable, or a phone compnay where we try to add internet and calling features. I did Sunterra Resorts for a while and we could make over 500 a week working part time. That went down tho because of the Do not call lists. However with cable and phone companies, or any company where they are already a customer, that doesn't affect it as much because we can still call them.

luv
07-16-2006, 05:49 PM
My job is awesome. I make 4 sales then walk around and talk to my friends. (4 sales is 200% of goal, which over 2 weeks period is $18 an hr).
Tremendous work ethic there. How much more could you be making if you worked instead of laughing it up with your friends?

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 05:56 PM
Tremendous work ethic there. How much more could you be making if you worked instead of laughing it up with your friends?
you sound just like my manager..he asks me that every day. after u hit 200% for the pay period tho you stop getting commission.

luv
07-16-2006, 05:59 PM
you sound just like my manager..he asks me that every day. after u hit 200% for the pay period tho you stop getting commission.
So, you stop getting commission, so you just stop working? I'm in supervision where I work. One day, you'll have to get a job where you have to work while you're there. Of course, you're just a kid. It'll take getting fired for goofing off a few times before you'll learn that lesson for yourself. Enjoy playtime while you can.

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:01 PM
So, you stop getting commission, so you just stop working? I'm in supervision where I work. One day, you'll have to get a job where you have to work while you're there. Of course, you're just a kid. It'll take getting fired for goofing off a few times before you'll learn that lesson for yourself. Enjoy playtime while you can.

True... But it's also a bad idea to stop offering incentives for their employees after they do a certain amount of work. Either give him more incentive, or send his ass home...

Moooo

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:02 PM
So, you stop getting commission, so you just stop working? I'm in supervision where I work. One day, you'll have to get a job where you have to work while you're there. Of course, you're just a kid. It'll take getting fired for goofing off a few times before you'll learn that lesson for yourself. Enjoy playtime while you can.
acctually as long as you get your sales they don't care if you mess around. The people who don't sell as well would get in trouble if they goof off a lot.

luv
07-16-2006, 06:03 PM
True... But it's also a bad idea to stop offering incentives for their employees after they do a certain amount of work. Either give him more incentive, or send his ass home...

Moooo
I work for pay, not incentive. Incentive is a bonus.

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:03 PM
True... But it's also a bad idea to stop offering incentives for their employees after they do a certain amount of work. Either give him more incentive, or send his ass home...

Moooo
i'll take either assuming the sending my ass home is with pay :)

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:06 PM
I work for pay, not incentive. Incentive is a bonus.

I work for nookie...

On a more serious note, if his employer is okay with it, I guess I am too.

Moooo

luv
07-16-2006, 06:08 PM
I work for nookie...

Moooo
Oh really? I have an apartment that needs packed.

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:10 PM
Oh really? I have an apartment that needs packed.

:) I warn you, my rates are incredibly high...

Moooo

luv
07-16-2006, 06:11 PM
:) I warn you, my rates are incredibly high...

Moooo
Hmmm...

How much nookie per room? I figure the bathroom will cost me extra.

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:11 PM
Hmmm...

How much nookie per room? I figure the bathroom will cost me extra.

I'll PM you my rates... LOL.

Moooo

luv
07-16-2006, 06:12 PM
I'll PM you my rates... LOL.

Moooo
Any way I can talk you into giving me a discount? I can cook, too.

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:13 PM
I work for nookie...

On a more serious note, if his employer is okay with it, I guess I am too.

Moooo

did i forget to mention that the friends i talk to while i'm slacking off are incredibley hot?

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:14 PM
Any way I can talk you into giving me a discount?

Believe me, after the first payment, you'll be looking to increase my wages... lol.

Moooo

luv
07-16-2006, 06:14 PM
Believe me, after the first payment, you'll be looking to increase my wages... lol.

Moooo
You'd have to get some packing done somewhere in that time too, ya know.

LOL

And with that, I'm off to the grocery store.

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:16 PM
what the **** is this thread turning into

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:17 PM
what the **** is this thread turning into

SHE STARTED IT!!!

Moooo

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:19 PM
SHE STARTED IT!!!

Moooo
that she did

luv
07-16-2006, 06:19 PM
SHE STARTED IT!!!

Moooo
Exuuuuuse me? :spock:

Who was the one who said they'd work for nookie?

Okay, okay....I'm out the door.

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:20 PM
that she did

From the sounds of it though, I think she wants me to finish it...

Hmmmmm...

Moooo

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:20 PM
Exuuuuuse me? :spock:

Who was the one who said they'd work for nookie?

Okay, okay....I'm out the door.

Go get your cake...

Moooo

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 06:26 PM
the past 20 minutes have been pretty interesting at least

Moooo
07-16-2006, 06:27 PM
the past 20 minutes have been pretty interesting at least

Go look at the "Multiple Partners" thread...

Moooo

chiefs4me
07-16-2006, 06:31 PM
ROFL