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Ari Chi3fs
07-16-2006, 07:53 PM
My wife has helped her mom with her daycare in Kansas since she was 14... so like 12-13 years. My mom has had a daycare since I was in Jr High... decent money maker, plus my wife is good with kids.

So, we are gonna move into new home in Lee's Summit and set up a daycare in the home... found a perfect home that is ideal for daycare. Now, becoming licensed in Missouri.

Anyone know anything about this? Google, here I come.

Thanks in advance.

~Successfully,

Ari J. Chi3fs III, Esq.

Also, what would be a clever Daycare/Preschool Name?

dj56dt58
07-16-2006, 07:59 PM
My mom has run a daycare for years at home. You don't even need a license as long as you have no more than 4 kids per person

Moooo
07-16-2006, 08:00 PM
What are you doing thinking about daycare? The show will be on in an hour!

Moooo

JBucc
07-16-2006, 08:06 PM
Get a building and put a daycare sign in the front

Count Alex's Losses
07-16-2006, 08:07 PM
Put out a bowl of antifreeze.

ENDelt260
07-16-2006, 08:08 PM
Be sure to buy an assault rifle.

Ari Chi3fs
07-16-2006, 08:11 PM
Be sure to buy an assault rifle.


Each kid will be issued an assault rifel and black trench coat on their first day... we want all kids trained in firearms.

whoaskew
07-16-2006, 08:18 PM
My mom has run a daycare for years at home. You don't even need a license as long as you have no more than 4 kids per person


As a daycare provider, you can either be "registered" or "licensed." Licensed providers get paid more per kid and are allowed to have more kids than a person who is "registered" with the state.

PastorMikH
07-16-2006, 09:36 PM
Rent Daddy Daycare and just do what they did.

Iowanian
07-16-2006, 09:52 PM
Don't tell the surveyor about your smoking habit.

Rain Man
07-16-2006, 11:33 PM
Also, what would be a clever Daycare/Preschool Name?


Neverland.

Iowanian
07-16-2006, 11:34 PM
Put away the sex swing, your ball gag and that box the wife puts you in in the basement....

Rain Man
07-16-2006, 11:42 PM
Also, what would be a clever Daycare/Preschool Name?


Nike World.

Rain Man
07-16-2006, 11:44 PM
Also, what would be a clever Daycare/Preschool Name?


Acme Day Care And Bleach Storage.

Iowanian
07-16-2006, 11:53 PM
NAMBLA-CARE

Halfcan
07-16-2006, 11:58 PM
Mecca and Big Willie are looking for jobs.