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Count Alex's Losses
07-17-2006, 09:05 PM
ROFL

"I failed..."

http://www.christianforums.com/t3119790-i-failed.html

the Talking Can
07-17-2006, 09:08 PM
"you made it a week that is more htan i can say"


god does have a sense of humor....

Moooo
07-17-2006, 09:12 PM
Poor guy... I feel bad for him.

I don't know what's worse--thinking that's wrong, or feeling guilt with a harmless release of sexual energy.

Moooo

chappy
07-17-2006, 09:52 PM
What in the world

wutamess
07-17-2006, 10:09 PM
This post was just funny as hell to me...

Don't beat yourself up! You made it to a whole week. You don't have to be perfect, God knew what you would do before you even did it so concentrate on picking yourself up again and trying. As long as you keep trying you will break through. What the enemie wants you to do is to give up and be bound for the rest of your life but if you just hold on and keep trying with the power of the lord you will make a break through.

Gonzo
07-17-2006, 10:26 PM
Fixed his post :)

Don't beat yourself off! You made a whore weak. You don't have to be perfect, God knew you would be queer before you even did it so masturbate on yourself again. As long as you keep flogging you will break through. What the enema wants you to do is to give up and be a pedophile for the rest of your life but if you just hold on and keep trying to play with small children.

Bwana
07-17-2006, 10:31 PM
Reputation: 81
Health: 11%
Blessings: 171
Posts: 64

The poor bugger may have only made it one week before he had to go rub one out, but by golly, he got himself 171 blessings for his trouble. :)

Gonzo
07-17-2006, 10:34 PM
All I can say is ...don't get so wrapped up in trying to be sinless that you prevent God from using you while you're on Earth. Were all imperfect, earthen vessels.


WTF???!!!

Moooo
07-17-2006, 11:12 PM
All I can say is ...don't get so wrapped up in trying to be sinless that you prevent God from using you while you're on Earth. Were all imperfect, earthen vessels.


WTF???!!!

That sounds like God is going to use him to whack off... that's gross!

Moooo

Count Alex's Losses
07-17-2006, 11:20 PM
That sounds like God is going to use him to whack off... that's gross!

Moooo

Which leads us to THIS website:

http://www.exfamily.org/pubs/ml/b2/b_cooltp_sc.shtml

wutamess
07-17-2006, 11:24 PM
Is there a cliff notes version?

Count Alex's Losses
07-17-2006, 11:27 PM
Is there a cliff notes version?

You're beautiful, Jesus, and so sexy--sexier than I ever dreamed--so handsome, so naked and so hard!

SPchief
07-17-2006, 11:36 PM
Which leads us to THIS website:

http://www.exfamily.org/pubs/ml/b2/b_cooltp_sc.shtml


ROFL

It's better not to comment much on the parts of your partner's body, unless you have something positive to say. When you're in bed with someone is definitely not the time to ask if they've gained weight recently, or what kind of exercises or get-out have they been (or have not been) doing lately. When someone is naked, they already feel like they are on "show" and an innocent comment or one made in jest can be taken quite seriously and be a real turn-off.

Gee, ya think

Lurch
07-17-2006, 11:50 PM
You don't like it, don't look. Pretty simple.

Bosko
07-17-2006, 11:54 PM
* "Loving Jesus intimately is just basically prayer throughout the time that you're having sex. It really makes the sex much more beautiful and spiritual. It's just being intimate. It's intimate with the Lord and with the person that you're making love with."

Rooster
07-18-2006, 09:24 AM
Which leads us to THIS website:

http://www.exfamily.org/pubs/ml/b2/b_cooltp_sc.shtml

OMG!!! This is some pretty f*#k up shit right here. Who are these people? If you scroll down to the very bottom it teaches you how to talk dirty to Jesus. :shake:

I wish I would have started a religious cult when I was younger. Who knew there was so much sex involved?

Der Flöprer
07-18-2006, 09:28 AM
HOLY SHIT!!!! Folks we got some nut jobs here. Here's a few exerpts on how to talk dirty to Jesus.


Come into me, Jesus. **** me. Make me go, Jesus!

It feels so good to have You inside me, Jesus! I've never known such pleasure, such ecstasy.

Jesus, I'm lost in Your love. With every thrust of Your penis You take me higher and higher.


We'll stop there. These people are rrrrrrrrrreal f*ckin high on drugs.

Rooster
07-18-2006, 10:09 AM
Here are a few more. This stuff is so out there it is interesting. :)

* Jesus, I'll do anything for You. I'll do anything to give You pleasure. Let me satisfy You. Teach me what You like best.

* I want to suck Your penis. I want to suck Your seeds!

* My pu$$y is excited for You, Jesus!

* I'm prepared, Jesus. I'm wet. I'm wanting You.

* I'm so excited and I'm so horny for You, Jesus!

Well, you all get the idea. Who knew Jesus got so much tail? :hmmm:

htismaqe
07-18-2006, 10:10 AM
Guys, this is seriously offensive to alot of people.

Let's just call it quits right here...

Rooster
07-18-2006, 10:11 AM
Guys, this is seriously offensive to alot of people.

Let's just call it quits right here...

Okay. Sorry.. Just got a little carried away.

Pitt Gorilla
07-18-2006, 10:33 AM
"People like to be offended" - Pitt Gorilla, some DC thread.

Predarat
07-18-2006, 10:43 AM
thats some crazy stuff!