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Mr. Laz
07-18-2006, 09:23 PM
Chesty dilemma

Keira Knightly is vexed that her boobs keep getting digitally enlarged for American magazines and movie posters. “I don’t have any [bleeps], so I can’t show any cleavage,” Knightly said, reports the UK’s Sky News. “Apparently they have done market research and found that women don’t want to see less than a C-cup on other women. Isn’t that crazy? So they made my [bleeps] bigger.”

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/7654/copyof72464kkusaboobs346lowt3.jpg

Knightly was particularly appalled with the set of hooters she was given for posters promoting “King Arthur,” in which she played Guinevere. “Those things certainly weren’t mine,” she said. “I remember, we had an interesting discussion when they said, ‘We want to make them slightly larger and you’ll get approval.’ I was like, ‘Okay, fine.’ Honestly, I don’t give a [bleep].”

ZootedGranny
07-18-2006, 09:26 PM
She puts the 'Man's Chest' in "PotC: Dead Man's Chest."

I'd still destroy her vagina and then throw her off of a balcony.

Rain Man
07-18-2006, 09:28 PM
I wonder what computer nerd gets the job of doing the digital expansions. I'll bet he works through lunch every day.

CHENZ A!
07-18-2006, 09:40 PM
Small boobs or no, she is a dime.

KcMizzou
07-19-2006, 12:00 AM
Small boobs or no, she is a dime.Yep, I loves me some boobies, but she's still hot as hell.

Rausch
07-19-2006, 12:01 AM
Yep, completly ruins my g00-moment.









Not really...

tk13
07-19-2006, 12:04 AM
I was talking about this with someone just the other day. Just goes to show what I've always said... women put as much pressure to make themselves look like cover models as men do. And our friendly super duper market researchers prove it. I can't believe Rain Man didn't jump on that. You're slacking buddy.

mcan
07-19-2006, 12:17 AM
Keira is perfect... I have a thing for small chested women anyway, and she is also the most beautiful girl on the planet, so... Hollywood, you can kiss my a$$.

Keira... Call me... Seriously.

CosmicPal
07-19-2006, 12:19 AM
Keira... Call me... Seriously.

I highly doubt she'll she your message, sporto.

But, what if I said I had her number, huh? :)

How much would it be worth to you?

mcan
07-19-2006, 12:22 AM
I highly doubt she'll she your message, sporto.

But, what if I said I had her number, huh? :)

How much would it be worth to you?


I have $1.78 in change on my desk... It's right here. Minus postage, you'll be recieving your letter of coins STAT. If I only send 12 cents, I can overnight it!

CosmicPal
07-19-2006, 12:25 AM
I have $1.78 in change on my desk... It's right here. Minus postage, you'll be recieving your letter of coins STAT. If I only send 12 cents, I can overnight it!

good lord, I can get more than that on eBay

mcan
07-19-2006, 12:27 AM
good lord, I can get more than that on eBay


I'll send you a pint of blood too!

Rausch
07-19-2006, 12:50 AM
She's not sexy, she's sensual...

Rausch
07-19-2006, 12:51 AM
I'll send you a pint of blood too!

That and a quarter gets me a pencil in NY...

Baby Lee
07-19-2006, 06:25 AM
The bewbies ain't the problem (http://keiraknightleysjaw.com/)

chagrin
07-19-2006, 07:28 AM
I don't know if I agree with those pictures up there, remeber pirates part one? She clearly had boobs in the first part of that movie, when she had her first encounter with jd. She may not have big uns but they are not completely flat like that first pic makes em out to be

chagrin
07-19-2006, 07:30 AM
The bewbies ain't the problem (http://keiraknightleysjaw.com/)

that web site is strange, dude - someone devoting all that time to her jaw is really needing a date

the Talking Can
07-19-2006, 07:35 AM
looks like they gave her thicker hair (the part blowing behind her) and lips, and waxed her left eyebrow...

Fire Me Boy!
07-19-2006, 08:11 AM
I would do whatever Kiera wanted me to do to her... but I gotta say, what puts her over the top for me is her accent. :drool:

jidar
07-19-2006, 08:20 AM
She's hot, but rather mannish looking without the tits.
On the left she has the body of prepubescent boy.

Fire Me Boy!
07-19-2006, 08:55 AM
For the record, I think she looks flatter in that picture than she really is -- she gets naked in Domino and while she's not large, I think she's probably a small B-cup (if I remember correctly -- it's been a while. I may need to buy that tonight though).

Garcia Bronco
07-19-2006, 09:00 AM
you have to consider what's she's wearing. The boob interest in this country makes me laugh. People make such a big deal about them..pardon the pun...gravity takes them all to the same place...and many are fooled by under garments

Rooster
07-19-2006, 09:05 AM
Also consider that she is rumored to be fighting anorexia. Her recent pictures are kinda gross. She is all boney and skeleton like. She probably lost her boobs during her throw up sessions.

Rain Man
07-19-2006, 09:09 AM
I wish more women would wear mesh rope tops. It's a nice look.

Frazod
07-19-2006, 09:21 AM
She's hot, but rather mannish looking without the tits.
On the left she has the body of prepubescent boy.

Yep. What a waste of a great face. Hell, to me her boobs are too small in the altered shot.

BTW, why even bother calling an A cup a "cup"? The word "cup" implies that there's something to cup.