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Talisman
07-19-2006, 12:44 AM
Your task is to change movie titles so that the plot is the title.

A great example of this is the so-bad-it-might-be-good "Snakes on a Plane (www.snakesonaplane.com)."

Think of how easy it would be to know what movies were about if every movie was titled this way.

Instead of:

Speed 6:00 8:10 9:30
Titanic 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

You'd get:

Bomb on a Bus 6:00 8:10 9:30
Big Ship Sinks 5:30 8:45
Debbie Does Dallas 7:20 9:15

Much better.

big nasty kcnut
07-19-2006, 12:47 AM
2001 -- acid trip.

Rausch
07-19-2006, 12:48 AM
No, it's $#it.

Let there be no doubt that even Samuel L. Kick'nall'azz can't save this turd...

Talisman
07-19-2006, 12:52 AM
No, it's $#it.

Let there be no doubt that even Samuel L. Kick'nall'azz can't save this turd...
Oh, I have no doubt it will completely suck as a serious action flick. But it might accidentally be one of the funniest movies of the year.

Count Alex's Losses
07-19-2006, 12:54 AM
Farmboy vs. Empire

AZORChiefFan
07-19-2006, 01:01 AM
A girl I work with was looking at online trailers. Then this other girl came over and looked at the webpage and said "Snakes on a Plane, I wonder what that's about?" :shake: :shake: ROFL

SLAG
07-19-2006, 01:21 AM
Ghostbusters

would be


Ghostbusters :shrug:

Pitt Gorilla
07-19-2006, 01:23 AM
"Get these motherf*cking snakes of my motherf*cking plane!"

tk13
07-19-2006, 01:31 AM
"Consecutive set of action sequences featuring Johnny Depp in order to draw females to the movie theater and rake in millions of dollars".

tk13
07-19-2006, 01:33 AM
"Giant earthworms try to eat the dad from Family Ties"

tk13
07-19-2006, 01:36 AM
"The Wayan Brothers took a crap, and this is what came out"

Miles
07-19-2006, 01:51 AM
"The Wayan Brothers took a crap, and this is what came out"

"This is a shitty spoof movie, we promise it will kill brain cells."

KcMizzou
07-19-2006, 03:49 AM
"Giant earthworms try to eat the dad from Family Ties"I really enjoyed that one.

Miles
07-19-2006, 03:56 AM
I really enjoyed that one.

We even had some drinking games to go with that one back in college.

Thig Lyfe
07-19-2006, 07:47 AM
Forest Gump-- Tards on a Bench

big nasty kcnut
07-19-2006, 07:52 AM
sin city moving and talking comic book

Saulbadguy
07-19-2006, 07:53 AM
Everyone knows that "Speed" is "The bus that couldn't slow down..."

Dartgod
07-19-2006, 08:18 AM
Caddy Shack = Gophers on a Golf Course

"Get these motherf*cking gophers off my motherf*cking golf course!"

Rain Man
07-19-2006, 08:34 AM
Pulp Fiction = Mobsters Two, Life and Death of, The.