PDA

View Full Version : It's that time again: The 2006 NCAA Football ALL-NAME TEAM!!!!


arrowheadnation
07-20-2006, 02:04 PM
This years "Mike Hunt" award for most unfortunate name goes to......(drumroll).



KYLE SACKRIDER (Michigan St.)



Talk about unfortunate. Man, he never had a chance. And now....the teams.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL "ALL-NAME TEAM"
With the launch of NCAA Football 2007 yesterday, college football has officially begun.

Unfortunately, you never know what your players' names are. So you know what you're missing out on, we put together the 2006 College Football All-Name Team for the most coincidental, absurd and obnoxious names in all of Division I-A.

OFFENSE:

QB: Jim Bob Cooter (Tennessee) - the gold standard for student-athletes
RB: Richie Rich (North Carolina)
RB: Jimmy Johns (Alabama)
WR: De'Cody Fagg (Florida State)
WR: Darius Passmore (Marshall)
TE: Kyle Sackrider (Michigan State) - that's just unfortunate...
OL: Shelley Smith (Colorado State) - Don't say it - ...
OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???
OL: Joseph Joseph (Louisiana-Monroe) - not a lot of creativity in this one...
OL: Hercules Satele (Hawaii)
OL: Jason Alexander (San Diego State)

DEFENSE:

DL: Colin Ferrell (Kent State)
DL: Avery Hannibal (Mississippi State) - gotta have this facemask...
DL: David Escobar (Ohio) - is this the guy that drugged up Frank Solich?
DL: LeQuantum McDonald (Baylor)
LB: Ian Handshy (Kansas)
LB: John Mark Patrick (Troy)
LB: Billy Ray (West Virginia) - must be very confusing...
DB: Christian Okoye (Tulane) - Nigerian Nigthmare, Part II???
DB: Sir Darean Adams (Michigan State)
DB: Knowledge Timmons (Penn State)
DB: Ray Ray McElrathbey (Clemson) - a sentimental selection...

P/K: Keith Toogood (Texas Tech) - this guy better have balls of steel...

HONORABLE MENTION:

TE Vincent Chase (SMU) - must be the center of every party
WR Maserati Jemison (Arizona State)
QB John Van Dam (Michigan State) - must.. know.. middle.. name..
DL Untavious Scott (Troy)
LB Lucious Pusey (Eastern Illinois) - it is lucious isn't it?

Pitt Gorilla
07-20-2006, 02:25 PM
Good stuff. Did you compile this yourself?

arrowheadnation
07-20-2006, 02:28 PM
Got it from some guy's blog. He puts together rosters for the EA sports NCAA Football games, so he hears the good ones that nobody else catches. I did however add the "Mike Hunt" award.

MVChiefFan
07-20-2006, 02:48 PM
LB Lucious Pusey (Eastern Illinois) - it is lucious isn't it?


ROFL

Hands down favorite!!!

Ultra Peanut
07-20-2006, 06:05 PM
JOHN. VAN. DAM.

OL: Joe Girardi (Miami) - Marlins manager doubling as UM lineman???Now wait just a goddamned minute.

JOE MOTHER****ING GIRARDI IS THE MANAGER OF THE MARLINS?!

Ultra Peanut
07-20-2006, 06:11 PM
Memphis has a few good ones, too... Taz Knockum and Dave Thomas III, most notably. Too bad Andy Handy and David Davis aren't on the O-Line anymore.