One NFL player, One free shot to the gonads

[blueballs]

past or present
One free kick to the groin

oh, hell make it a player
coach, owner, ref, ect

oh, screw it anyone
NFL connected
Randy Cross and Peter KIng
should not be left out

[pr_capone]

Bill Romanowski

But I'd prolly miss his steroid shriviled nuts.

[cdcox]

Elway: draft cheating, salary cap cheating, line-of-scrimage cheating bastard.

Thread over.

[pr_capone]

How did Elway cheat the draft or salary cap? The Donx front office... yeah, but Elway?

[greg63]

Lin Elliot!:banghead:

[cdcox]

How did Elway cheat the draft or salary cap? The Donx front office... yeah, but Elway?

Draft: "I won't play for the Colts. Trade me to Denver or I'll play baseball."

Salary Cap: His contract was one of those that was part of the league sanctions. By signing, he was responsible for tracking down the salary cap implications.

Just by asking these questions, I'm pretty sure you're a Broncos fan.

[Bugeater]

I'll go John Madden.

[pr_capone]

Draft: "I won't play for the Colts. Trade me to Denver or I'll play baseball."

Salary Cap: His contract was one of those that was part of the league sanctions. By signing, he was responsible for tracking down the salary cap implications.

Just by asking these questions, I'm pretty sure you're a Broncos fan.

:harumph:

That is just unecessarily rude and un-called for. lol

I really didnt know, I was but a wee lad when Elway came into the league. I dont bother learning much about the history of other teams players.

[Fish]

Since Romo and Elway are taken, I'm going with Ed McCaffrey....

[cdcox]

:harumph:

That is just unecessarily rude and un-called for. lol

I really didnt know, I was but a wee lad when Elway came into the league. I dont bother learning much about the history of other teams players.

Don't let it happen again, and we'll let this one slide.

[007]

That damn ref that called Tony G. out of bounds in our playoff game against the Donks.

[pr_capone]

Don't let it happen again, and we'll let this one slide.
ROFL

Thank you sir. It will not happen again. :D

[big nasty kcnut]

Of course don't forget cheap shot master rodney harrison.

[pr_capone]

Not a player but someone who was once associated with the Chiefs.... Greg Robinson.

[KCChiefsMan]

I can't decide between Al Davis or Bill Romanowski

[Rausch]

I'd sacrifice one testicle to a hungry alligator if you'd just go the **** away...

[KCChiefsMan]

I'd sacrifice one testicle to a hungry alligator if you'd just go the **** away...

who?

[Rausch]

who?

[SBK]

I'm surprised we haven't seen Bartee or Hicks listed here yet!

[Braincase]

Of course don't forget cheap shot master rodney harrison.

Sheesh. If it weren't for Rodney Harrison, we'd still have Grbac as our QB.

I'm going to go for the "Tonight Show" appearance answer, that one that will get me fame, fortune and internet notoriety.

I'd like to kick Terrell Owens in the nuts.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

JOHN LYNCH!

[ChiefsFanatic]

Bill Romanowski

But I'd prolly miss his steroid shriviled nuts.

Are you really Lin Elliot?

[NJ Chief Fan]

Elway

i ****in hate this man

[mlyonsd]

Ben Davidson

[Cormac]

Romo would be my first 100 choices.

Is this even a contest?

Honourable mention to Shannon Sharpe and Clinton Portis.

[deadbabyseal]

Shanahan

[Rooster]

That damn ref that called Tony G. out of bounds in our playoff game against the Donks.

Good one!! Kick him once for me.

[DJay23]

LJ....Anything to keep him good and pissed off.

[StcChief]

Shannon Sharpe for the Monday Night Denver meltdown.

[Predarat]

Ray Lewis but Bernie Kukar for the Ref.

[Frazod]

Since most of the good ones are taken, I'll go with Neil Smith. Traitorous piece of shit. :grr:

[Tatertot13]

I'd love to kick Dan Marino in the nuts. I don't really have a reason why, other than he's just got a way about him that I really can't stand.

[Bwana]

Two kicks one ball each, Elways left nut, Sharpes right nut.

[pr_capone]

Are you really Lin Elliot?
ROFL

[SCTrojan]

Gotta go with Elway.

[nmt1]

I've maintained for several years now that there should be someone assigned by the NFL to repeatedly and constantly knee Randy Cross in the nads, 24 hours a day/7 days a week/52 weeks a year. Does that count?

[hypersensitiveZO6]

Shannon Sharpe for the Monday Night Denver meltdown.

I thought it was Sterling Sharpe on Sunday Night Football?

[Chief Pote]

Without looking at any other post.....easy.....Shannon Sharpe.

:cuss:

[penguinz]

I thought it was Sterling Sharpe on Sunday Night Football?
I believe he is referring to the scuffle between Shannon Sharpe and Derrick Thomas.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

I believe he is referring to the scuffle between Shannon Sharpe and Derrick Thomas.

That too. :)

[CoMoChief]

Shannon Sharpe.

[DJJasonp]

Another vote for Shannon Sharpe's punk ass.

[hypersensitiveZO6]

The whole Sharpe family could use a shot in the balls, or in Shannon's case, the vagina.

[ChiefFan31]

With every player ever or someone associated with the NFL the list is long.

But, I will stick with the first one that popped in my head.

I would love to give Shawn Merriman a shot to the pills. I am still not happy about that forearm he delivered to Priest Holmes.

[vailpass]

Any Chiefs fan who does not nominate a certain Raider or Raiders for this thread does not know their history.

OR

Boy, I must be getting old.

[The Poz]

Warren Sapp

[noa]

I'd go a great distance to deliver a swift and sound kick to the nuts of Merrill Hoge, if he even has any.

[Rain Man]

Romanowski. He's got the full resume: cheap-shot guy, Raider, Bronco. You can't get more vile than Romanowski.

Unless maybe you're Lester Hayes, but Lester Hayes was so greasy and disgusting that I couldn't even stand to make knee contact with him. That guy was a human french fry.

[Rooster]

I always wanted to kick Mark "Mighty Mouse" McMillian square in the balls when he pulled that Mighty Mouse $hit..

[KCTitus]

My first instinct was Elway, as naturally it should be after all the kicks in the nuts he gave me over the years, but I didnt want to double up on the same guy, so I went with my second choice who also gave me several, virtual, nad kicks over the years:

Marty.

[Sully]

Since Romanowski is taken, I'll pick two who haven't.

Cris Carter
Sean Salisbury.

[Wallcrawler]

First name that popped into my head when I read the title was Lin Elliot.

I still have nightmares about that game. And that scoreboard constantly showing 10-7.


Aside from that, Dick Enberg. To my knowledge, he has called every Chiefs playoff loss that Ive seen on CBS.

[greg63]

If I was to be given a second choice it would be Bill Romanowski(sp).

[mcan]

I'd have to chose Derrick Thomas. Because he'd be brought back to life. The hard part would be kicking one of my all time heros in the nuts. But, hey, I hope he'd do the same thing for me...

[Halfcan]

I'd have to chose Derrick Thomas. Because he'd be brought back to life. The hard part would be kicking one of my all time heros in the nuts. But, hey, I hope he'd do the same thing for me...

I will put on my DT jersey and kick you in the nuts and you can pretend its him.

I would kick Jake the fake if he had any balls.

[Halfcan]

2. Choice is Shannon Sharpe-I would kick the stutter out of that stupid mother F#cker!

3 Manning brothers Elimae then Peeton

[blueballs]

no Chris Collinsworth
I will go with Seabass, i just can't stand that shit eating grin of his

[Mecca]

Tom Brady......

[SoCalBronco]

Ian Gold.