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Donger
07-26-2006, 12:48 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/07/26/D8J3L8583.html

Go KC! ROFL

The assault trial of a man accused of shoving a cell phone down a woman's throat has begun.

Prosecutors say 24-year-old Marlon Brando Gill was angry and jealous when he forced the phone into Melinda Abell's throat in December. But defense attorneys insist the 25-year-old victim swallowed the phone intentionally to prevent Gill from finding out who she'd been calling.

Gill is charged with felony first-degree assault.

A doctor at a Kansas City hospital's emergency room used a tool called a "pincher" to remove the phone from Abell's throat.

She testified yesterday that she couldn't remember how the phone got in her throat, saying she drank too much that night. Court records show that her blood alcohol content was three times the legal limit.

jspchief
07-26-2006, 12:49 PM
It was only a matter of time.

Bootlegged
07-26-2006, 12:50 PM
Doctors also used a tool called "scissors" to remove the Femullet from the "victim".

ChiefFan31
07-26-2006, 12:58 PM
Doctors also used a tool called "scissors" to remove the Femullet from the "victim".

ROFL ROFL Nice, probably also Very True.

morphius
07-26-2006, 01:06 PM
This was on the BB when it happened, they are just starting the trial...

Sully
07-26-2006, 01:11 PM
I bumped one of the 2 or 3 threads about it.

Bugeater
07-26-2006, 01:42 PM
That should be legal to do to anyone who talks on their cell phone while driving.