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Scanfan55
07-27-2006, 06:11 PM
Hey all... won't be going to camp this year - a little too much work to take the time off. Any of you guys out there, I would appreciate update(s) as to how Scanlon is doing and photos would be nice. Thanks.

Scanfan.

Fish
07-27-2006, 06:12 PM
Hey all... won't be going to camp this year - a little too much work to take the time off. Any of you guys out there, I would appreciate update(s) as to how Scanlon is doing and photos would be nice. Thanks.

Scanfan.

The mass that is Scanlon cannot be captured by the widest of lenses.....

Chiefs_Mike_Topeka
07-27-2006, 06:22 PM
Please tell me this is not starting again...............................

:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Scanfan55
07-27-2006, 06:25 PM
I agree. I realize the miracle that is Scanlon. All I want is info.. really, no need to profess his qualities.

SNR
07-27-2006, 06:25 PM
The mass that is Scanlon cannot be captured by the widest of lenses.....
ROFL

ROYC75
07-27-2006, 07:04 PM
Who is this Rich Scanlon you speak of ?

Scanfan55
07-27-2006, 07:15 PM
Who is this Rich Scanlon you speak of ?

That's quite enough of you - I meant this to be serious. Jesus Christ.

Bwana
07-27-2006, 07:16 PM
Who is this Rich Scanlon you speak of ?


Superman

noa
07-27-2006, 07:21 PM
Scanlon will be splitting time between training camp and fighting racism, poverty, and global warming, but I'll try to keep track of Lord Scanlon as best I can.

Halfcan
07-27-2006, 07:53 PM
Do you think Scanlon and Lance Bass are the same person?? You never see both of them at the same time. :hmmm:

kcfanintitanhell
07-27-2006, 07:57 PM
That's quite enough of you - I meant this to be serious. Jesus Christ.

Scanlon would be very pissed if he were to discover a reply to a thread with his competition mentioned in the same reply.

tk13
07-27-2006, 08:03 PM
That's quite enough of you - I meant this to be serious. Jesus Christ.
Don't say Scanlon's name in vein!

the Talking Can
07-27-2006, 08:15 PM
Hey all... won't be going to camp this year - a little too much work to take the time off. Any of you guys out there, I would appreciate update(s) as to how Scanlon is doing and photos would be nice. Thanks.

Scanfan.

first, thank you for the set up...

now, to your questions: Scanlon was last seen wrestling the Iron Shiek...winner gets Lebanon

http://www.harleyrace.com/wlw/06192002/h.jpg

splatbass
07-27-2006, 08:27 PM
Scanlon is preparing to be #1 WR when Kennison leaves camp. He will also be LT/RB/QB, and take over as head coach if anything happens to Herm. All at the same time.

Moooo
07-27-2006, 08:39 PM
Last I heard he was battling Godzilla somewhere in the Sea of Japan...

Moooo

ZootedGranny
07-27-2006, 08:44 PM
Rich is up in River Falls attempting to literally bring the camp closer to home by lifting the entire city from the earth and carrying it the 700 miles to Kansas City.

splatbass
07-27-2006, 08:45 PM
Rich is up in River Falls attempting to literally bring the camp closer to home by lifting the entire city from the earth and carrying it the 700 miles to Kansas City.

Attempting? If Rich wants to do it he will.

Cochise
07-27-2006, 08:47 PM
Rich Scanlon's hands are the only hands that beat a royal flush.

Moooo
07-27-2006, 08:48 PM
Rich Scanlon's hands are the only hands that beat a royal flush.

One time Scanlon had a heart attack... His heart lost.

Moooo

Mecca
07-27-2006, 08:48 PM
I wish we'd cut this guy so this bullshit would go away.....

Moooo
07-27-2006, 08:50 PM
I wish we'd cut this guy so this bullshit would go away.....

This is like saying, "I wish we'd give Iran nuclear weapons so all this front page crap would go away." Both would be devestating, perhaps to the entire world.

:) Just messin with ya.

Moooo

the Talking Can
07-27-2006, 08:55 PM
I wish we'd cut this guy so this bullshit would go away.....

you can't cut infinity....

SPchief
07-27-2006, 08:57 PM
I wish we'd cut this guy so this bullshit would go away.....


If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open tonight.












Who are we kidding, he would kick your ass with both hands tied behind his back.

Mecca
07-27-2006, 08:58 PM
If I were you, I would sleep with one eye open tonight.












Who are we kidding, he would kick your ass with both hands tied behind his back.

I'm calling Chuck Norris to deal with him as we speak.

SPchief
07-27-2006, 09:00 PM
I'm calling Chuck Norris to deal with him as we speak.


Chuck Norris is nowhere near the power that is Scanlon.

tk13
07-27-2006, 09:00 PM
Rich is up in River Falls attempting to literally bring the camp closer to home by lifting the entire city from the earth and carrying it the 700 miles to Kansas City.
I heard they were going to rename it Scanlon Falls.

Cochise
07-27-2006, 09:01 PM
I heard they were going to rename it Scanlon Falls.

They were - but he never does.

tk13
07-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Yes, so instead, they're officially renaming the state... Wiscanlon.

Mecca
07-27-2006, 09:06 PM
Chuck Norris is nowhere near the power that is Scanlon.

I think the board needs a new folk hero, atleast one that actually plays consistently.

SPchief
07-27-2006, 09:08 PM
I think the board needs a new folk hero, atleast one that actually plays consistently.


Don't doubt the Scanlon :shake:

the Talking Can
07-27-2006, 09:09 PM
I think the board needs a new folk hero, atleast one that actually plays consistently.

If loving Scanlon is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Mecca
07-27-2006, 09:10 PM
For some reason when I think of Scanlon.....I'm reminded of Halfcan, that can't be good.

milkman
07-27-2006, 10:32 PM
For some reason when I think of Scanlon.....I'm reminded of Halfcan, that can't be good.

HalfScan?

Dinny Blues
07-27-2006, 11:05 PM
Attempting? If Rich wants to do it he will.


PRECISELY!!!!

Rich Scanlon could make fuzzy dice popular again.

He could get Pete Rose in the hall of fame.

He's just to busy with global warming and such, he just hasn't the time to want to.

Dinny

Guru
07-27-2006, 11:08 PM
Great thread. ROFL

greg63
07-27-2006, 11:13 PM
Great thread. ROFL


BRILLIANT!ROFL

Guru
07-27-2006, 11:43 PM
BRILLIANT!ROFL


break out the Guiness!!!! :toast:

greg63
07-28-2006, 12:07 AM
break out the Guiness!!!! :toast:


ROFL :D

MGRS13
07-28-2006, 01:21 AM
I Can't wait till he gets cut. My money is on Boomer to be the next Scanlon, well you know if any mortal man could ever replace him.

Hog Farmer
07-28-2006, 06:14 AM
I wish we'd cut this guy so this bullshit would go away.....

It would be stupid to cut him when he could be traded for the #1 pick in next years draft.

KCTitus
07-28-2006, 06:26 AM
Scanlon sightings at camp? Scanlon doesnt need practice. Im pretty sure he'd kick your ass just from the suggestion.