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Jenny Gump
07-28-2006, 11:33 AM
Yesterday was my bday and not one of you said Happy Birthday (well except JimN, but he is obligated to). Where's the love from my bitches?

the Talking Can
07-28-2006, 11:34 AM
and you are?

morphius
07-28-2006, 11:36 AM
We heard you were putting out to other members and were jealous.

HemiEd
07-28-2006, 11:38 AM
Happy Birthday, how old are you?

ChiefButthurt
07-28-2006, 11:38 AM
Happy Birthday Jenny...Can I spank you now? :p

BIG_DADDY
07-28-2006, 11:38 AM
Quit teasing us birthday girl.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:39 AM
Yesterday was my bday and not one of you said Happy Birthday (well except JimN, but he is obligated to). Where's the love from my bitches?

I don't know you, but birthdays are overrated. Perhaps the key to happiness is through modesty and obscurity.

Or perhaps you are justified for feeling this way...

Moooo

alanm
07-28-2006, 11:41 AM
Blame it on Morphius. The Birthdays and Who's online aren't on the front page anymore. :cuss: :cuss:

HarryParatestes
07-28-2006, 11:42 AM
This Birthday thread is worthless without ( Birthday Suit ) pictures!

Happy belateds....

Iowanian
07-28-2006, 11:43 AM
If you're not a relative, or mouth polishing my helmet, I have zero obligations to comment on you growing 1 year closer to menopause and a thick moustache.

morphius
07-28-2006, 11:43 AM
Plus last time I brought up your age you got mad at me :P

alanm
07-28-2006, 11:43 AM
My bad. I guess the birthdays are on the front page. Anyway Happy belated Birthday Jenny. :)

StcChief
07-28-2006, 11:44 AM
Screw All of You
so your taking on the Planet? J/K

Happy Belated Bday.

Hope your needs were taken care of.

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:44 AM
I can't believe you wrote something like this on the day that Willie Roaf retired. Where is your sense of priority?

greg63
07-28-2006, 11:45 AM
Sorry about that Jenny; happy belated birthday! :toast:

JimNasium
07-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Heh, you can thank me for getting you all in trouble.

stumppy
07-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Sorry, I'm not a "Birthday" kind of guy.


More the Birthday suit type.

morphius
07-28-2006, 11:46 AM
Blame it on Morphius. The Birthdays and Who's online aren't on the front page anymore. :cuss: :cuss:
They were never on the front page I saw...

grandllama
07-28-2006, 11:48 AM
damn... i clicked on this thread and thought it was an invite to the first planet Gumppumpathon... well shit, happy birthday anyway Jenny

alanm
07-28-2006, 11:49 AM
They were never on the front page I saw...
The Lounge front page I mean. :banghead:

stumppy
07-28-2006, 11:49 AM
Heh, you can thank me for getting you all in trouble.


Did you buy both of you a new purse yesterday or just one for her ?

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:50 AM
They were never on the front page I saw...

Yeah, the only thnk is the links are now right to the main forum instead of to the selection page. If someone wants to see the b-days all they have to do is click the "Chiefsplanet" link at the top of the page.

Moooo

greg63
07-28-2006, 11:51 AM
Heh, you can thank me for getting you all in trouble.


Thanks Jim :cuss: :D

ROYC75
07-28-2006, 11:54 AM
Uh Uh hm ........ who's 1st ?

Seriously, I missed it, sorry.

Happy Birthday Lady with a TUDE.......

Iowanian
07-28-2006, 11:54 AM
Screw all of us?

"The Chiefsplanet 2000".


thats alot of pickles to take in 1 day.

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:55 AM
And by the way, I did write a birthday thread for Jenny, but before I could post it I was accosted by some mafia thugs who want to silence me because I'm the voice of opposition to their cartel, and I managed to dispatch them with some quick kung fu kicks, but then all of a sudden there were fifty more and I would have been killed except for some reason they would only charge me one at a time so I was able to take them on, and then when I ran they had sharpshooters on nearby rooftops but for some reason they kept missing me and I was able to get to my car and escape, but not before being involved in a big car chase because several of them in big dark sedans were chasing me and I practically ruined my suspension because the car kept going airborne over the hills.

So anyway, here it is.

Happy birthday, Jennygump!

RedNFeisty
07-28-2006, 11:56 AM
That's what you get for choosing JimN over me you slut puppy!! Take your love from me and I will show you none!! :harumph:


Happy Birthday Jenny, hope it was a grand one and all of your dirty wishes came true!!

BIG_DADDY
07-28-2006, 12:10 PM
Heh, you can thank me for getting you all in trouble. Asslicker

Lzen
07-28-2006, 12:20 PM
While I appreciate the offer, I don't think my wife would allow that. :)

Happy belated birthday, Gump.

Predarat
07-28-2006, 12:33 PM
Hey RedRum_69! If your out there neg rep me some birthday wishes for Jenny and ill post them for ya!

But Jenny, what do you expect, so many requests for your pic and yet you refuse to post it. Ive never asked for it so I cant complain so:

Happy Birthday!!!!

chagrin
07-28-2006, 12:47 PM
Happy Birthday, gettin some hot anal action tonight??

Braincase
07-28-2006, 01:02 PM
I thought wishing you happy birthday would violate the restraining order.

keg in kc
07-28-2006, 01:14 PM
Sorry, babe, I'm taken. So that's one less trick candle for you to blow on the planet cake.

Happy birthday, anyway. Old girl.

/ducks

chief2000
07-28-2006, 01:29 PM
Are you hot looking ?

Moooo
07-28-2006, 01:30 PM
Are you hot looking ?

LOL... This makes me laugh. Its a more accurate question, cause women can be hot-looking without being hot.

Sorry, continue with the thread.

Moooo

chief2000
07-28-2006, 01:40 PM
It's probably Rhonda Moss from 610am.

Ohhhhh Rhonnndaaa (tony pena calling you).

Raiderhader
07-28-2006, 01:52 PM
I don't feel the least bit sorry for you; I didn't get a birthday thread this year either.

JimNasium
07-28-2006, 01:54 PM
I'm leaving work in about 20 minutes to deliver her present. :hump: :dom: :whip: :evil:

morphius
07-28-2006, 02:04 PM
I don't feel the least bit sorry for you; I didn't get a birthday thread this year either.
who are you?

BIG_DADDY
07-28-2006, 02:10 PM
I'm leaving work in about 20 minutes to deliver her present. :hump: :dom: :whip: :evil:

You're going to have a hard time getting all of us there in 20 minutes but if you can pull it off don't forget the video camera.

morphius
07-28-2006, 02:17 PM
Of course did she post a "Happy System Administrator Day!" thread for me...

no.

KILLER_CLOWN
07-28-2006, 03:06 PM
Happy Opposite Day! My son forced me to watch spongebob today and i found out it was opposite day yesterday, so we all really meant to say it but......

ChiefFripp
07-28-2006, 03:35 PM
You don't know me(even on here), but Happy B-day!

burt
07-28-2006, 04:17 PM
Screw All of You?? You are going to be a busy and tired girl. Quiete a way to celebrate though...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Mr. Laz
07-28-2006, 04:27 PM
Screw All of You

i imagine if you had screwed all of us "bitches" we wouldn't of forgotten your birthday.

BIG_DADDY
07-28-2006, 04:30 PM
i imagine if you had screwed all of us "bitches" we wouldn't of forgotten your birthday.

Exactly!! Good to see Jim shares though.

LabRat38
07-28-2006, 04:36 PM
Am I too late. I just joined for the free stuff.

stevieray
07-28-2006, 04:39 PM
Sorry, I'm married and gilliganasium is my friend.

burt
07-28-2006, 05:19 PM
Sorry, I'm married and gilliganasium is my friend.


Ahhhh, go ahead and get in line..... :thailor: PBJ :hump: :spank:

Over-Head
07-28-2006, 06:18 PM
Happy belated BD darlen.(Even if ya didnít post on my 5000th thread)

Sorry I missed it, please feel free to choose any of the following excuses :
-First time in over a week I even had time to log on to the planet been pushing 20 hour days getting my new company up and running
-Got a sick pregnant wife on my hands
-Just moved into my new house, had to wait a week for phone service(dial up, I live on an island)
-Lost my pw to the planet , changed it during my drunken rant (ya GOTTA read that thread darlen) and couldnít remember what it was.
-forgot how to turn on my computer
-was washing my hair
- Iím a Ra!der fan, wouldnít it make you feel all dirty if I said something nice?
-They wonít let us on line from prison (Ra!der fan thing)
-My dog ate my keyboard

tommykat
07-28-2006, 06:19 PM
Jim is obligated to? :eek: Happy b-day a day late.

OldTownChief
07-28-2006, 06:21 PM
ooops. Sorry, Happy Belated Birthday Jenny

Rausch
07-28-2006, 06:22 PM
The fact that you were even on here to notice leads me to think Jim should have a conversation with...

http://www.sweatpantserection.com/stories/img/23/bob_enzyte_guy.jpg

big nasty kcnut
07-28-2006, 06:39 PM
Well jen sorry but was working but happy bday and may the lord give many more and continue blessing you with health love happniess and mental toughness.

chiefs4me
07-28-2006, 08:40 PM
Wow..sorry Jenny..Happy Belated Birthday!!!!

Always a Chief fan
07-28-2006, 08:42 PM
Well, hey. Cartman wants to screw you too! Happy birthday.

Mosbonian
07-28-2006, 08:47 PM
Jenny.....

I don't remember anyone starting a thread wishing me a "Happy Birthday" either.....

But then again, I don't have the assets that you have either...

mmaddog
*******

Coach
07-28-2006, 08:55 PM
Well gosh, I'm sorry that I forgot your birthday mistress.

Happy Birthday.

Raiderhader
07-29-2006, 12:05 AM
who are you?


I'm a noob.

go bowe
07-29-2006, 12:14 AM
I'm a noob.well then, you should get a better avatar...

the one you've got is all dark and you can't see anything...

go bowe
07-29-2006, 12:15 AM
and for you miss jenny...

happy birthday, kid... :toast:

Raiderhader
07-29-2006, 12:18 AM
well then, you should get a better avatar...

the one you've got is all dark and you can't see anything...


Heh, I was experimenting with new Terminator avatars a month or so back, and am on here so little any more I forgot to change it back. Though actually, I kind of like it. It's a nice change of pace for a while.

Guru
07-29-2006, 12:30 AM
This thread blows.

blueballs
07-29-2006, 01:23 AM
is there any left?
I'm arriving late

morphius
07-29-2006, 10:34 AM
is there any left?
I'm arriving late
you're too late, guess your stuck blue balled again...

JimNasium
07-29-2006, 10:38 AM
I delivered a really nice package to her yesterday afternoon.

Bowser
07-29-2006, 10:47 AM
I delivered a really nice package to her yesterday afternoon.

It was my pleasure to help out.

JimNasium
07-29-2006, 11:13 AM
It was my pleasure to help out.
WTF is going on here? ROFL

morphius
07-29-2006, 11:27 AM
I delivered a really nice package to her yesterday afternoon.
It is nice that your willing to help out our elders.

Nzoner
07-29-2006, 11:32 AM
http://tinyurl.com/ohqzo

Happy Belated

ROYC75
07-29-2006, 12:11 PM
Jenny.....

I don't remember anyone starting a thread wishing me a "Happy Birthday" either.....

But then again, I don't have the assets that you have either...

mmaddog
*******


We can thank God for that one..........

milkman
07-29-2006, 01:27 PM
This thread blows.

So does Jenny, or so I've heard.

boogblaster
07-31-2006, 12:49 PM
happy goddam birthday bitch how old ru 55...u dont need the attention..ha ha from the boogblaster