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4th and Long
07-28-2006, 08:14 PM
So I'm driving home today, listening to Roaf list all the reason he wasn't coming back to play and it was really bumming me out. A little voice in my head (don't ask me which one, there are so many) kept telling me to go back and think about something else; something that had been on my mind for some time.

Now usually, I just shut out those little voices, as they tend to get me into trouble. Not this time. The little voice made me confront something important. So I got home, grabbed the Hot Nurse and the two precious little girls headed off shopping. The end result was quite pleasing.

One, $1,400 diamond ring later, marked down to a steal I might add, mixed in with one marriage proposal and BAM!!! ... I was happy again.

Not only is she a Hot Nurse, she's also a Smart Nurse. She said yes.PBJ :)

Mosbonian
07-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Congrats!!!!

I'm guessing that like most of us guys here on the Planet, you are "marrying up"...

mmaddog
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SLAG
07-28-2006, 08:17 PM
WOW!!!! CONGRATS.....

SLAG
07-28-2006, 08:18 PM
oy..

wait..


RUN AWAY NOW

tk13
07-28-2006, 08:18 PM
Congratulations. Good luck to you in your roaf...er... oath, of marriage.

4th and Long
07-28-2006, 08:20 PM
Congrats!!!!

I'm guessing that like most of us guys here on the Planet, you are "marrying up"...

mmaddog
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Thanks brutha'!

I think I'm marrying up. She's hot, she has has two beautiful girls, a good job and she bends over backwards to please me, even when I don't ask her to.

She's also a nympho.

Crap. She reads this board. I'm probably in trouble now. :D

4th and Long
07-28-2006, 08:22 PM
WOW!!!! CONGRATS.....

oy..

wait..


RUN AWAY NOW
What am I running away from and why?

4th and Long
07-28-2006, 08:23 PM
Congratulations. Good luck to you in your roaf...er... oath, of marriage.
ROFL Although Roaf and oath don't exactly rhyme, you get rep for effort. :D

Mosbonian
07-28-2006, 08:28 PM
Thanks brutha'!

I think I'm marrying up. She's hot, she has has two beautiful girls, a good job and she bends over backwards to please me, even when I don't ask her to.

She's also a nympho.


The above is one of those "Good New, Bad News" post....

Good News:

You're marrying up...she's hot...she bends over backwards.....AND she's a Nympho....(which means she also probably bends forward too)

Bad News:

She's got 2 beautiful girls, who will someday turn into 2 beautiful young ladies, and you will have to worry about guys like yourself when you were younger.... :p

mmaddog
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Coach
07-28-2006, 08:31 PM
Congratulations brotha.

I wish you and your gal on many many wonderful years together.

cdcox
07-28-2006, 08:32 PM
Congrats! Thanks for sharing your good news on this otherwise dark day.

sedated
07-28-2006, 08:32 PM
Roaf

what's that about roaf?

SLAG
07-28-2006, 08:33 PM
What am I running away from and why?


im just kidding....

but.. its def. a trial..

it takes alot of courage faith and dedication...


Trust.. Honesty...

its a "Insitiution"

anyway im drunk

good luck

Coach
07-28-2006, 08:37 PM
what's that about roaf?

Roaf, Roaf, Roaf Roaf Roaf!

Sounds like a dog barking, only that his voice is probably gagged with dog hair. :shrug:

I got nuffin.

sedated
07-28-2006, 08:39 PM
Roaf, Roaf, Roaf Roaf Roaf!

Sounds like a dog barking, only that his voice is probably gagged with dog hair. :shrug:

I got nuffin.

good to see I'm not the only one drowning my sorrows in a giant tub of whiskey

sedated
07-28-2006, 08:41 PM
btw, congrats 4th

You've made me realize that, despite today's bad news, it could be worse - I could be alone.



oh...wait. I am

milkman
07-28-2006, 08:51 PM
So, two Willies retired today!

Coach
07-28-2006, 09:00 PM
So, two Willies retired today!

Unfortunatly the more important Willie retiring will hurt more.

(Sorry 4th. :p)

hypersensitiveZO6
07-28-2006, 09:02 PM
Anal sex: The smart choice for your future.

Congrats Man!

BucEyedPea
07-28-2006, 09:05 PM
Wow! 4th you sure are a fast mover!
Congrats!

Can I still tease you? :p

StcChief
07-28-2006, 09:11 PM
congrats. Good luck being the only Male in the house. :p

HemiEd
07-28-2006, 09:14 PM
Holy shit, congratulations and best of luck to all of you! Fantastic! :toast:

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 09:26 PM
Congratulations!

Of course, I presume that on every anniversary, you'll share a glass of wine with the wife, and you'll have another glass sitting there unclaimed for Willie Roaf.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 09:27 PM
So I'm driving home today, listening to Roaf list all the reason he wasn't coming back to play and it was really bumming me out. A little voice in my head (don't ask me which one, there are so many) kept telling me to go back and think about something else; something that had been on my mind for some time.

Now usually, I just shut out those little voices, as they tend to get me into trouble. Not this time. The little voice made me confront something important. So I got home, grabbed the Hot Nurse and the two precious little girls headed off shopping. The end result was quite pleasing.

One, $1,400 diamond ring later, marked down to a steal I might add, mixed in with one marriage proposal and BAM!!! ... I was happy again.

Not only is she a Hot Nurse, she's also a Smart Nurse. She said yes.PBJ :)

I hope you don't live in Springfield, cause if so (and I hate to be the one to tell you this) that little voice in your head was probably Woody Justice... that crafty little f*cker...

Moooo

ChiefsFire
07-28-2006, 11:26 PM
congrats man...

wheres she a nurse at??

would i know her?