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luv
07-28-2006, 10:22 PM
Okay. I've had people ask me how I can stand to work nights. Especially since I miss out on Friday nights. I have had the last two Friday nights off in a row. The only thing that I find that I'm missing is NUMB3RS each week at 9PM.

Count Alex's Losses
07-28-2006, 10:23 PM
I left Springfield so it's safe to go out at night.

sedated
07-28-2006, 10:24 PM
there's plenty to do, just gotta get away from the computer and do it.

wait, you live in springfield don't you? nevermind

ChiefsFire
07-28-2006, 10:25 PM
I left Springfield so it's safe to go out at night.

catch any crotchrot while you were down there?

luv
07-28-2006, 10:26 PM
there's plenty to do, just gotta get away from the computer and do it.

wait, you live in springfield don't you? nevermind
Hey, this is the first time I've been on here since around lunchtime today (we could get on the internet while I was at class today).

Moooo
07-28-2006, 10:40 PM
Hey, this is the first time I've been on here since around lunchtime today (we could get on the internet while I was at class today).

Speaking of which...

What did you learn in class today, young lady?

Moooo

Count Alex's Losses
07-28-2006, 10:43 PM
True story about Springfield, MO.

They had a nice Country/Western dance club near Campbell Ave.

Across the street was a church.

The church complained about the dance club.

They started picketing it.

The dance club went out of business.

God damned bible belt.

luv
07-28-2006, 10:44 PM
True story about Springfield, MO.

They had a nice Country/Western dance club near Campbell Ave.

Across the street was a church.

The church complained about the dance club.

They started picketing it.

The dance club went out of business.

God damned bible belt.
That would be Republic Road, not Campbell.

luv
07-28-2006, 10:45 PM
Speaking of which...

What did you learn in class today, young lady?

Moooo
Excel. Took level 1 last week and level 2 this week. Would you like me to create a spreadsheet for you?

I would. I am THAT bored.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 10:45 PM
That would be Republic Road, not Campbell.

And if I'm not mistaken a church moved into it, no?

IRONY!!!

Moooo

Mecca
07-28-2006, 10:48 PM
Speaking of which...

What did you learn in class today, young lady?

Moooo

She learned how to steal porn using torrent sites.......and find passwords for pay sites.

SPchief
07-28-2006, 10:49 PM
That was the old remingtons, good place

Moooo
07-28-2006, 10:50 PM
Excel. Took level 1 last week and level 2 this week. Would you like me to create a spreadsheet for you?

I would. I am THAT bored.

So, what' are you gonna put on that spreadsheet... baby??? ROFL

Sorry, but its really hard to turn Excel into something dirty.

Moooo

SPchief
07-28-2006, 10:51 PM
And luv, I know what you mean. I left work tonight, I'm a sever so I'm used to late nights. Well I got off work, went to the bar next door. Had two beers and decided to leave becuase I was to sleepy to stay. Man I feel old.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 10:51 PM
You guys seem like alot of fun...

Fruit Ninja
07-28-2006, 10:51 PM
empornium.com FTW>

luv
07-28-2006, 10:56 PM
So, what' are you gonna put on that spreadsheet... baby??? ROFL

Sorry, but its really hard to turn Excel into something dirty.

Moooo
I can import pictures. ;)

luv
07-28-2006, 10:57 PM
You guys seem like alot of fun...
I'm much more entertaining when I'm tipsy. Not in the mood to drink alone, though.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 10:57 PM
empornium.com FTW>

That site isn't quite as good as it used to be......

Moooo
07-28-2006, 10:58 PM
I can import pictures. ;)

...go on... :)

Moooo

luv
07-28-2006, 11:00 PM
...go on... :)

Moooo
I can't. Still trying to get past the fact that someone called me baby...lol.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:00 PM
I can't. Still trying to get past the fact that someone called me baby...lol.

lol, that was pretty cheesy.

Moooo

luv
07-28-2006, 11:01 PM
lol, that was pretty cheesy.

Moooo
Okay, now that's what I'm used to. I think I can go on now.

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:02 PM
I'm having a good Friday. I went out for Sushi, the hole in my roof turned into part of a deck, and now I'm surfing Chiefsplanet while listening to Bob Dylan and snacking on pink lemonade and apple cinnamon Cheerios. I dare someone to identify a better evening than that.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:02 PM
She likes cheesy call her your little chester cheeto.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:03 PM
I'm having a good Friday. I went out for Sushi, the hole in my roof turned into part of a deck, and now I'm surfing Chiefsplanet while listening to Bob Dylan and snacking on pink lemonade and apple cinnamon Cheerios. I dare someone to identify a better evening than that.
Will you be having sex at some point during the evening?

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:04 PM
I'm having a good Friday. I went out for Sushi, the hole in my roof turned into part of a deck, and now I'm surfing Chiefsplanet while listening to Bob Dylan and snacking on pink lemonade and apple cinnamon Cheerios. I dare someone to identify a better evening than that.
Hey man, that reminds me, you need to buy that new Billy Joel CD... "12 Gardens Live". I think you'd enjoy it. But maybe not.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-28-2006, 11:06 PM
Why so bored?

If you want, I can send you my pic and you can masturbate to it...

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:06 PM
Will you be having sex at some point during the evening?

Probably not, since part of our bedroom ceiling has caved in on our bed. However, it's possible that my wife has a plaster fetish that is heretofore undiscovered, so I won't rule it out.

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:07 PM
Why so bored?

If you want, I can send you my pic and you can masturbate to it...

Are you talking to me? If so, I'll pass.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:07 PM
Probably not, since part of our bedroom ceiling has caved in on our bed. However, it's possible that my wife has a plaster fetish that is heretofore undiscovered, so I won't rule it out.

That's like Thanksgiving..........

You ever notice you don't seem to get laid much on Thanksgiving.......I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:08 PM
Probably not, since part of our bedroom ceiling has caved in on our bed. However, it's possible that my wife has a plaster fetish that is heretofore undiscovered, so I won't rule it out.

Sex is overrated... Get drunk and put on a John Prine album (I reccomend "Sweet Revenge")

Moooo

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:08 PM
Sex is overrated... Get drunk and put on a John Prine album (I reccomend "Sweet Revenge")

Moooo

You must not be doing it right........

luv
07-28-2006, 11:09 PM
Why so bored?

If you want, I can send you my pic and you can masturbate to it...
So humble...

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:09 PM
Hey man, that reminds me, you need to buy that new Billy Joel CD... "12 Gardens Live". I think you'd enjoy it. But maybe not.

Cool. I might have to check it out. I just bought "The Essential Billy Joel" a few weeks ago, so I've been playing it a fair bit lately.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:09 PM
You must not be doing it right........
Nah, he just hasn't found the right girl.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:10 PM
I didn't think people listened to Billy Joel anymore......

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:10 PM
Nah, he just hasn't found the right girl.

I don't really think that matters much to most guys........I think he just doesn't know what he's doing.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:11 PM
I don't really think that matters much to most guys........I think he just doesn't know what he's doing.

Maybe. The women I'm with seem to like it, it just doesn't feel that good. I've done drugs that make sex seem normal...not anymore though, maybe that's my problem...

And I'm VERY picky about who I have sex with. Probably cause I don't like it that much (there's no ulterior motive).

Moooo

luv
07-28-2006, 11:12 PM
Probably not, since part of our bedroom ceiling has caved in on our bed. However, it's possible that my wife has a plaster fetish that is heretofore undiscovered, so I won't rule it out.
There are several alternatives to the bedroom.

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:13 PM
Cool. I might have to check it out. I just bought "The Essential Billy Joel" a few weeks ago, so I've been playing it a fair bit lately.
That's cool, I already had all the greatest hits CDs. But last month he released a CD from 12 straight sold out shows at Madison Square Garden that he played. Actually it's 2 CD's... 32 songs... a lot of his big hits and some other tracks that didn't make the greatest hits CD's. Plus it's New York, so the crowd sings along the whole flippin concert, which I love. Some people might be put off by that though.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:13 PM
Maybe. The women I'm with seem to like it, it just doesn't feel that good. I've done drugs that make sex seem normal...not anymore though, maybe that's my problem...

And I'm VERY picky about who I have sex with. Probably cause I don't like it that much (there's no ulterior motive).

Moooo

Son, I think you need a therapist.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:14 PM
Son, I think you need a therapist.
ROFL

Now THAT'S irony.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:14 PM
There are several alternatives to the bedroom.

SOFA SEX!!!

Moooo

Chiefs Pantalones
07-28-2006, 11:15 PM
I didn't think people listened to Billy Joel anymore......

I thought he was dead? Or was that John Denver?

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:17 PM
I thought he was dead? Or was that John Denver?

John Denvers dead........Billy Joel isn't.....just his career and popularity is.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:18 PM
John Denvers dead........Billy Joel isn't.....just his career and popularity is.
are


Sorry, couldn't help myself.

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:19 PM
John Denvers dead........Billy Joel isn't.....just his career and popularity is.
Yeah, that's exactly why he just played 12 straight sold out shows in Madison Square Garden. If that's how it works, the Chiefs haven't been popular for 15 years.

Count Alex's Losses
07-28-2006, 11:21 PM
Hey, people give televangelists money, too.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:21 PM
Yeah, that's exactly why he just played 12 straight sold out shows in Madison Square Garden. If that's how it works, the Chiefs haven't been popular for 15 years.

I wasn't being serious......note all the periods I used. It's a play on the fact that I'm 25 and most people my age would probably be lucky to know who Billy Joel is. Hell I bet people younger than me would be hard pressed to name a song of his. My sister is 15 I doubt she even knows who the guy is.

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:22 PM
Hey, people give televangelists money, too.
Yeah, but they can't drive their car into someone's house nearly as well.

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:23 PM
I wasn't being serious......note all the periods I used. It's a play on the fact that I'm 25 and most people my age would probably be lucky to know who Billy Joel is. Hell I bet people younger than me would be hard pressed to name a song of his. My sister is 15 I doubt she even knows who the guy is.
I wasn't really being serious either, if I gave a crap what people thought about the music I listened to I would've quit listening to music 15 years ago...haha.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:23 PM
I wasn't being serious......note all the periods I used. It's a play on the fact that I'm 25 and most people my age would probably be lucky to know who Billy Joel is. Hell I bet people younger than me would be hard pressed to name a song of his. My sister is 15 I doubt she even knows who the guy is.
Periods are to be taken quite seriously.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:24 PM
Periods are to be taken quite seriously.

The little red dot?

Count Alex's Losses
07-28-2006, 11:24 PM
Yeah, but they can't drive their car into someone's house nearly as well.

That was Slayer.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:25 PM
I wasn't being serious......note all the periods I used. It's a play on the fact that I'm 25 and most people my age would probably be lucky to know who Billy Joel is. Hell I bet people younger than me would be hard pressed to name a song of his. My sister is 15 I doubt she even knows who the guy is.

The piano sounds like a carnival.

And the microphone smells like a beer.

That is all...

Moooo

tk13
07-28-2006, 11:26 PM
That was Slayer.
What?

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:26 PM
The piano sounds like a carnival.

And the microphone smells like a beer.

That is all...

Moooo

You don't like sex so you don't count........

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:26 PM
Maybe. The women I'm with seem to like it, it just doesn't feel that good. I've done drugs that make sex seem normal...not anymore though, maybe that's my problem...


Stop taking those drugs, because the best sex is abnormal.

luv
07-28-2006, 11:26 PM
The little red dot?
ROFL

Men just don't understand.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:27 PM
Periods are to be taken quite seriously.

Did you know that a woman on her period can bleed to death if she drinks too much... true story.

Sorry, that was wrong, I'll punish myself :shake: :banghead:

Moooo

luv
07-28-2006, 11:28 PM
Did you know that a woman on her period can bleed to death if she drinks too much... true story.

Sorry, that was wrong, I'll punish myself :shake: :banghead:

Moooo
You could have just said no.

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:29 PM
Moooooo........you're really bizarre do you know that?

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:29 PM
I wasn't being serious......note all the periods I used. It's a play on the fact that I'm 25 and most people my age would probably be lucky to know who Billy Joel is. Hell I bet people younger than me would be hard pressed to name a song of his. My sister is 15 I doubt she even knows who the guy is.

Your sister probably can't name three members of the Supreme Court, either, but that doesn't mean that they aren't musical icons.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-28-2006, 11:29 PM
Yeah, that's exactly why he just played 12 straight sold out shows in Madison Square Garden. If that's how it works, the Chiefs haven't been popular for 15 years.

I bet all the people there were homos. Just a guess. :)

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:30 PM
I bet all the people there were homos. Just a guess. :)

Well he did tour with Elton John awhile back so he has the demographic setup........

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:31 PM
You could have just said no.

No to what? I'm just being weird...

Moooooo........you're really bizarre do you know that?

Yes. I'm sorry. I think its from the drugs, I honestly think it messed up the chemical equilibrium in my noggin, cause my memory is absolutely horrible.

Moooo

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:31 PM
Well he did tour with Elton John awhile back so he has the demographic setup........

Add in David Bowie, and it's the homosexual trifecta... right?

Moooo

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:32 PM
What did you do sniff paint thinner and eat glue......

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:33 PM
What did you do sniff paint thinner and eat glue......

Percocets and oxycontin... I never did stuff like paint thinner or methamphetamines cause I was always obsessive about the cleanliness of what I was taking in and whatnot. I would only take those from people who I knew (who were actually getting them from the Doctor).

I heard that opiates can mess with the dopamine receptors in your head which can cause an assortment of problems.

Moooo

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:34 PM
Percocets and oxycontin... I never did stuff like paint thinner or methamphetamines cause I was always obsessive about the cleanliness of what I was taking in and whatnot. I would only take those from people who I knew (who were actually getting them from the Doctor).

I heard that opiates can mess with the dopamine receptors in your head which can cause an assortment of problems.

Moooo

You painkiller addict....wait did you just swallow oxy or did you crush it up and snort it......

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:36 PM
You painkiller addict....wait did you just swallow oxy or did you crush it up and snort it......

I DON'T ANYMORE!!! That was when I was younger (from about 13-17).

And I didn't crush it, I liked the long-term effect. 12 hours of yay.

Moooo

Edited to add, this conversation got really personal. Return to talking about being bored, or Elton John, or something!

Mecca
07-28-2006, 11:37 PM
I DON'T ANYMORE!!! That was when I was younger (from about 13-17).

And I didn't crush it, I liked the long-term effect. 12 hours of yay.

Moooo

Edited to add, this conversation got really personal. Return to talking about being bored, or Elton John, or something!

Ah, well that isn't as bad then. Crushing up oxy and snorting it is like doing heroin.

Rain Man
07-28-2006, 11:42 PM
Billy Joel looks like this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DCHI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and he impregnated this woman:

http://www.he.com.pl/galeria/gpk/kobiety/88/88b.jpg

and then he married this woman:

http://www.thetmanshow.com/html/latest/billyj.jpg

He should be our hero.

Moooo
07-28-2006, 11:47 PM
Billy Joel looks like this:

and he impregnated this woman:

and then he married this woman:

He should be our hero.

I can do better than that...if I wanted to...

:)

Moooo

Mecca
07-29-2006, 12:18 AM
Billy Joel looks like this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000DCHI.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

and he impregnated this woman:

http://www.he.com.pl/galeria/gpk/kobiety/88/88b.jpg

and then he married this woman:

http://www.thetmanshow.com/html/latest/billyj.jpg

He should be our hero.

The things money can get you in this world........

Fruit Ninja
07-29-2006, 01:19 AM
That site isn't quite as good as it used to be......
yeah, Puretna.com is pretty ok..

|Zach|
07-29-2006, 08:52 AM
Generally Fridays are low key for me. I will go out on Thurs or Saturday or both but last night was lots of fun.