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CosmicPal
08-02-2006, 12:24 PM
I have tons of CD's I'm selling online and have been doing pretty well. But, I just got an email from some gal who lives up in Boulder and would be willing to give me an "awesome massage" in trade for a couple of CDs.

Should I?

Jenson71
08-02-2006, 12:26 PM
That's creepy, man. I'd pass.

Donger
08-02-2006, 12:26 PM
I have tons of CD's I'm selling online and have been doing pretty well. But, I just got an email from some gal who lives up in Boulder and would be willing to give me an "awesome massage" in trade for a couple of CDs.

Should I?

Should you accept an awesome massage from a chick in Boulder?

No. Accept nothing that comes from Boulder.

StcChief
08-02-2006, 12:27 PM
ask her about the 'Happy Ending'

DaKCMan AP
08-02-2006, 12:27 PM
find out what she looks like first

luv
08-02-2006, 12:29 PM
Wow. If a chick is willing to do that for a couple of CD's, just imagine what else she would do for more than that. I'd hold out. See if she raises the offer. If she does, then it really up to you if you like hookers or not.

ChiefFan31
08-02-2006, 12:30 PM
Its online. She is probably a Man.

Donger
08-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Wow. If a chick is willing to do that for a couple of CD's, just imagine what else she would do for more than that. I'd hold out. See if she raises the offer. If she does, then it really up to you if you like hookers or not.

So, a woman that puts out in exchange for goods is a hooker, IYO?

MGRS13
08-02-2006, 12:31 PM
ask her about the 'Happy Ending'
You beet me to it!

CosmicPal
08-02-2006, 12:31 PM
Wow. If a chick is willing to do that for a couple of CD's, just imagine what else she would do for more than that. I'd hold out. See if she raises the offer. If she does, then it really up to you if you like hookers or not.

Very few hookers in Boulder- just college chicks and weird veggie chomping ladies wearing tie-dyes and lighting a bunch of candles

luv
08-02-2006, 12:31 PM
So, a woman that puts out in exchange for goods is a hooker, IYO?
It's a form of payment.

greg63
08-02-2006, 12:32 PM
Wow. If a chick is willing to do that for a couple of CD's, just imagine what else she would do for more than that. I'd hold out. See if she raises the offer. If she does, then it really up to you if you like hookers or not.

ROFL
Ditto

luv
08-02-2006, 12:33 PM
Its online. She is probably a Man.
Men probably give better massages than women. Stronger hands.

CosmicPal
08-02-2006, 12:33 PM
It's a form of payment.

All girlfriends and wives are hookers.

Rain Man
08-02-2006, 12:34 PM
Tell her you've got DVDs! Tell her you've got DVDs!

Donger
08-02-2006, 12:34 PM
It's a form of payment.

Have you ever put out basely solely on receiving a gift?

Sort of, "Well, I don't really want to f*ck him, but he did buy me this nice piece of jewelry."

Troy1220
08-02-2006, 12:34 PM
It's not a Dateline set-up is it? I hope Stone Phillips doesn't come walking through the door.

Troy

Iowanian
08-02-2006, 12:35 PM
The Awesome surprise......

She lights some candles and incense and dims the lights. She turns on some relaxing music and makes you a cool drink. She has you undress and lay under a sheet on her massage table. She works on a knot in your shoulder, works her way down to the small of your back, and just as you moan with relief of your tension...BLAM!!!!!!!! she sticks her erect doofloppy in your corn sorter...shouting something angry and uncomprehendable about a scratched CD you'd screwed her with.

luv
08-02-2006, 12:36 PM
Have you ever put out basely solely on receiving a gift?

Sort of, "Well, I don't really want to f*ck him, but he did buy me this nice piece of jewelry."
Nope.

Is that really a requirement? Men only give gifts because they expect sex in return?

Donger
08-02-2006, 12:37 PM
Nope.

Is that really a requirement? Men only give gifts because they expect sex in return?

No, that's not the only reason. It is a nice gesture, however.

greg63
08-02-2006, 12:54 PM
No, that's not the only reason. It is a nice gesture, however.


Hormones are usually to blame.

ChiefFan31
08-02-2006, 12:59 PM
The Awesome surprise......

She lights some candles and incense and dims the lights. She turns on some relaxing music and makes you a cool drink. She has you undress and lay under a sheet on her massage table. She works on a knot in your shoulder, works her way down to the small of your back, and just as you moan with relief of your tension...BLAM!!!!!!!! she sticks her erect doofloppy in your corn sorter...shouting something angry and uncomprehendable about a scratched CD you'd screwed her with.

ROFL ROFL Oh man, your killing me. I got co-workers looking at me funny. the word usage...im about in tears ROFL

Luv - the post from Iowa is what im talking about...

Rain Man
08-02-2006, 01:02 PM
No, that's not the only reason. It is a nice gesture, however.

I'm having trouble thinking of another reason.

Predarat
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
What if she really does mean a massage?

Donger
08-02-2006, 01:03 PM
I'm having trouble thinking of another reason.

Cooking, cleaning, not killing the kids, et al.

luv
08-02-2006, 01:04 PM
What if she really does mean a massage?
There's a difference in a massage and an "awesome" massage.

ChiefFan31
08-02-2006, 01:31 PM
I think "awesome" is also referred to as "happy ending" massage :)

Demonpenz
08-02-2006, 01:33 PM
i wonder if she would use a strap on if you sold her a laser disk

Pierce
08-02-2006, 02:07 PM
Accept it and tell us the details :)

SquirrellyBastard
08-02-2006, 02:17 PM
My college roommate married a massage therapist. She's pretty attractive and they live in Boulder....it could be her.
Take your chances..