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hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 10:48 AM
Looks like he still has the fire in him.

Me: "You looked good out there."

Turley: "No shit."

Then he signed me an autograph.

Discuss.

morphius
08-03-2006, 10:49 AM
Good to see he doesn't lack confidence.

MOhillbilly
08-03-2006, 10:49 AM
did he tear you ballcap off and He-Man throw it?

Archie Bunker
08-03-2006, 10:50 AM
:) Nice

ChiTown
08-03-2006, 10:51 AM
"No shit"

LMAO

This guy is going to be fun to watch. I can't wait 'til we play the Broncos and Raiders.......

KCTitus
08-03-2006, 10:51 AM
Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

JimNasium
08-03-2006, 10:51 AM
I wish he would have screamed at you about no longer playing at Penn State and then threw his helmet in the air.

DJJasonp
08-03-2006, 10:52 AM
That's the kind of fire I'm looking for! We need 11 players on the defensive side of the ball with the same attitude!

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2006, 10:52 AM
Did he violently violate you emotionally? Did he autograph your forehead with a sharpie? Did he punt your dog?

DaKCMan AP
08-03-2006, 10:53 AM
ROFL

ct
08-03-2006, 10:55 AM
heh, Turley is one of a kind. Just hope he keeps that attitude under control.

Tribal Warfare
08-03-2006, 11:01 AM
Hell,

I would've had him signed "No Shit, sincerely Kyle Turley"

CosmicPal
08-03-2006, 11:03 AM
My question is- did he say, "No shit!" with emphasis behind it, as in 'what the hell did you expect, you moran?"

Or did he say, "No shit?" with a question mark, as in "Wow! Really? I was that good?"

ZootedGranny
08-03-2006, 11:05 AM
Looks like he still has the fire in him.

Me: "You looked good out there."

Turley: "No shit."

Then he signed me an autograph.

Discuss.

ActuaLOL

Iowanian
08-03-2006, 11:07 AM
If I talk to him tomorrow at Mankato...I'm going to tell him that Denver Fans think he's a pussy.

ChiefaRoo
08-03-2006, 11:08 AM
Did he grab your wife/girlfriends booty and say nice butt, I'm in room 202 ? Did he tell you to get him a diet coke?

AZORChiefFan
08-03-2006, 11:09 AM
Great answer, I like this one too. From a KCchiefs.com interview.

Q: Is your weight where you want it to be?

TURLEY: My weight is right where I want it to be and its climbing so Im just going to continue on my path in the direction that Im heading.

Q: Are you going to continue to hear that same question?

TURLEY: Until you stop asking Ill hear it.

Not as funny as the No shit one but I like it anyway.

Baby Lee
08-03-2006, 11:38 AM
Did he punt your dog?
That's how I roll!!

Rausch
08-03-2006, 12:07 PM
That's how I roll!!
ROFL

Rain Man
08-03-2006, 12:11 PM
Kyle Turley is what Bill Brasky aspires to be.

Mr. Laz
08-03-2006, 12:14 PM
as long as had enough respect to sign the autograph :shrug:

a little piss and vinegar is ok


hope he doesn't say that to the kids when they ask for his autograph though.

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-03-2006, 01:47 PM
You would think Turley would make a good DE, athletisism and attitude.

ChiTown
08-03-2006, 02:02 PM
Kyle Turley is what Bill Brasky aspires to be.

Right, and then the next thing you're going to tell me is that you once saw Kyle Turley rip the helmet off an opposing lineman............and then he threw it up in the air. Come on!

Demonpenz
08-03-2006, 02:03 PM
If turley was so ****ing hard, why did he play guitar for 3 ****ing doors down.

Wa-Z
08-03-2006, 02:24 PM
If turley was so ****ing hard, why did he play guitar for 3 ****ing doors down.

What...when?

Sully
08-03-2006, 02:25 PM
If turley was so ****ing hard, why did he play guitar for 3 ****ing doors down.

Because he is too much like Michael Irvin.

StcChief
08-03-2006, 02:26 PM
One phrase.... NO SHIT

Demonpenz
08-03-2006, 03:26 PM
Flutie advances on Monday Night at the Mic
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Monday, Nov 17, 2003
By David Neville, Chargers.com
Last week, Doug Flutie became the oldest player in NFL history to score a touchdown.

This week, he became the fourth and final semi-finalist in the NFL's Monday Night at the Mic contest when he crushed New Orleans Saints offensive lineman Jerry Fontenot by a margin of 88% to 12% in online voting.

Flutie played drums with the rock group Barenaked Ladies to their song "Brian Wilson" in a performance shown at halftime of Monday Night's game between the San Francisco 49ers and Pittsburgh Steelers. Fontenot played rhythm guitar with Nickelback on their hit song "How You Remind Me."

Flutie will now move onto the next round against the other three semifinalists: Detroit quarterback Joey Harrington, who defeated Chargers defensive end Marcellus Wiley in the first round to advance; St. Louis offensive lineman Kyle Turley; and Falcons defensive back Bryan Scott.

Harrington played piano with former Blues Traveler front man John Popper and Turley played guitar with Three Doors Down. Scott played keyboards with Michelle Branch.

Thig Lyfe
08-03-2006, 05:31 PM
Did you take a shower with him?

tburg
08-03-2006, 06:01 PM
with those kind of comments you are a shoe in for jim romes huge call of the day....

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 06:33 PM
My question is- did he say, "No shit!" with emphasis behind it, as in 'what the hell did you expect, you moran?"

Or did he say, "No shit?" with a question mark, as in "Wow! Really? I was that good?"


Closer to "No Shit?".

But there wasn't really any emotion in it.

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 06:36 PM
as long as had enough respect to sign the autograph :shrug:

a little piss and vinegar is ok


hope he doesn't say that to the kids when they ask for his autograph
though.


The way he said it seemed almost automatic.

Keep the kids away.

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 06:39 PM
Hell,

I would've had him signed "No Shit, sincerely Kyle Turley"
Yeah. I wasn't really expecting the response.

I told the same thing to Svitek (sp?) earlier and he said:

"Thank you, thanks for coming out."

ROFL

OldTownChief
08-03-2006, 06:56 PM
Are you sure he didn't mean that in question form?

C-Mac
08-03-2006, 06:58 PM
It finally hit me who Turley reminded me of ....

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 07:13 PM
Are you sure he didn't mean that in question form?

lol.

He was pretty nice, though. Talked to fans a lot. Good Guy

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 07:19 PM
It finally hit me who Turley reminded me of ....

Very similar.

ZootedGranny
08-03-2006, 07:22 PM
It finally hit me who Turley reminded me of ....

I'd like to see Patrick Herb and his ilk go to interview Turley, and Turley's response to be "NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!" followed by the throwing of said nerds.

The Red Sea
08-03-2006, 09:25 PM
I'm hoping here in NY my Bills/Jets/Giants Fans families & friends say to me...

Hey I know your Chiefs have had a little bit of success the last couple of yrs but they are looking Strong This yr!

& my reply can be..

NO SHIT!

ChiefsFire
08-03-2006, 09:50 PM
It finally hit me who Turley reminded me of ....
OGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

hypersensitiveZO6
08-03-2006, 11:03 PM
I'd like to see Patrick Herb and his ilk go to interview Turley, and Turley's response to be "NEEEEERRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS!" followed by the throwing of said nerds.

ROFL

KCTitus
08-04-2006, 06:37 AM
Yeah. I wasn't really expecting the response.

I told the same thing to Svitek (sp?) earlier and he said:

"Thank you, thanks for coming out."

ROFL

LOL...'Try the veal, and dont forget to tip your waitress'

brorth
08-04-2006, 06:49 AM
It finally hit me who Turley reminded me of ....

I can't get past how much he looks like Andrew Bryniarski ( Butterfinger from Hudson Hawk, Lattimer from The Program)
http://www.andrewbryniarski.net/images/merch/2.jpg
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.massconcerts.com/graphics/and2.jpg

chagrin
08-04-2006, 06:56 AM
If turley was so ****ing hard, why did he play guitar for 3 ****ing doors down.

ROFL

Good lookin out dude, I remember that

C-Mac
08-04-2006, 06:57 AM
I can't get past how much he looks like Andrew Bryniarski ( Butterfinger from Hudson Hawk, Lattimer from The Program)
http://www.andrewbryniarski.net/images/merch/2.jpg
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.massconcerts.com/graphics/and2.jpg

He looks like a very unhappy person....

Bwana
08-04-2006, 07:04 AM
It's Turley time woman!

Bob Dole
08-04-2006, 12:37 PM
It would have been a better story if he had called you a phuqtard.