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Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:24 AM
Consider These 3 Thoughts

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen
that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over
300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. Your estimated taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and
it's worked for over 200 years.

And, we're not using it anymore."

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians

It creates a hostile work environment.

CoMoChief
08-11-2006, 09:26 AM
That's funny.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:28 AM
What a pointless, stupid, inaccurate thread.

Brock
08-11-2006, 09:29 AM
Nasa's entire budget for 1960 was 500 million dollars.

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:31 AM
What a pointless, stupid, inaccurate thread.

Put up something better. This place is boring. At least it got you to post something, no matter how pointless you are.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:32 AM
Put up something better. This place is boring. At least it got you to post something, no matter how pointless you are.

You are morally bankrupt.

jidar
08-11-2006, 09:32 AM
To: nascarfan65@aol.com; mymom@yourdadshouse.com;
cc: all-addresses@mycompany.com

Subject: FWD: fWD: FWD: FWD: HAHAH LOOK AT DUMB THEM SCIENTISTS IS



....
90% of all forwarded emails are on snopes.com
No seriously though.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:35 AM
You are morally bankrupt.

doesn't matter, just as you don't matter.

Either have fun or get off my thread.

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:35 AM
Put up something better. This place is boring. At least it got you to post something, no matter how pointless you are.

Okay.

Alan Shepard peed in his pressure suit while waiting for liftoff.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:35 AM
doesn't matter, just as you don't matter.

Either have fun or get off my thread.
Tsk tsk. Why would I do that?

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:36 AM
To: nascarfan65@aol.com; mymom@yourdadshouse.com;
cc: all-addresses@mycompany.com

Subject: FWD: fWD: FWD: FWD: HAHAH LOOK AT DUMB THEM SCIENTISTS IS



....
90% of all forwarded emails are on snopes.com
No seriously though.

http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp

You are either taking yourself or this place too seriously.

Have fun. It's friday.

Fire Me Boy!
08-11-2006, 09:36 AM
Here.... this petition is against pointless threads. ROFL


http://www.petitiononline.com/Chiefs24/petition.html



The opinions offered in this petition do not necessarily reflect those of Fire Me Boy!

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:37 AM
Okay.

Alan Shepard peed in his pressure suit while waiting for liftoff.
Buzz Aldrin was peeing in that famous picture.

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:37 AM
Tsk tsk. Why would I do that?

Look at your avatar, you are a pussy.

Fire Me Boy!
08-11-2006, 09:37 AM
Okay.

Alan Shepard peed in his pressure suit while waiting for liftoff.
Bob Dole uses Viagra to achieve liftoff.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:37 AM
Look at your avatar, you are a pussy.
It is in honor of 37 Forever, a great charitable organization.

Hammock Parties
08-11-2006, 09:38 AM
I have one of those pens.

Also, which civilization is more advanced at the moment? The Russians, or the Americans?

EAT SHIT!

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:38 AM
Okay.

Alan Shepard peed in his pressure suit while waiting for liftoff.

Good old Alan, do you think that is the last time he pissed himself?

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:39 AM
You know what pisses me off? People who state that John Glenn was the first American in space.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:41 AM
You know what pisses me off? People who state that John Glenn was the first American in space.
Alan Shepherd hit the first golf ball in space, too!

Chiefs Minor Satellite
08-11-2006, 09:41 AM
You know what pisses me off? People who state that John Glenn was the first American in space.

He would have been if all of those other guys hadn't of gone up before him!:)

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:42 AM
Alan Shepherd hit the first golf ball in space, too!

No he didn't. He was on the Moon. The Moon isn't space.

Saulbadguy
08-11-2006, 09:42 AM
No he didn't. He was on the Moon. The Moon isn't space.
Yeah, that's what I meant.

Fire Me Boy!
08-11-2006, 09:43 AM
You know what pisses me off? People who state that John Glenn was the first American in space.
He wasn't? Show me the snopes page on that! :p

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:43 AM
Yeah, that's what I meant.

SHUT THE HELL UP! This is my thread.

Fire Me Boy!
08-11-2006, 09:44 AM
No he didn't. He was on the Moon. The Moon isn't space.
So.... what's all this talk about getting Dante Hall in space? Why? So he can be the first to return a kickoff in space?

Donger
08-11-2006, 09:45 AM
Do alpacas turn anyone on besides me? And, does anyone have a recording of the noises they make? Is it kind of a "bleeeet. BLEEEET!" noise?

rad
08-11-2006, 10:02 AM
Here.... this petition is against pointless threads. ROFL


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I signed it (500 now)


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BigRedChief
08-11-2006, 10:23 AM
Consider These 3 Thoughts

(1) Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered
that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this
problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen
that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface
including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over
300 C.

The Russians used a pencil. Your estimated taxes are due again--enjoy
paying them.

(2) Our Constitution

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and
it's worked for over 200 years.

And, we're not using it anymore."

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse
is that you cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges
and politicians

It creates a hostile work environment.

$12 Billion? You pull that out of your ass.

The Planet is boring? Stupid question time......Then why are you here?