View Full Version : Anyone seen Alec Baldwin today?

12-13-2000, 12:10 PM
I was just wondering if he had been seen leaving the country?


KilGore is a noun, not a verb..

Baby Lee
12-13-2000, 12:12 PM
Nope, but saw that one of the checkout rags had him and Kim fighting and on the verge of divorce.

Baby Lee
12-13-2000, 12:20 PM
Reports are that Alec has placed himself on hiatus until Elvis wins a playoff game.

12-13-2000, 12:35 PM
How bout that @$$munch Rosie O??

Bob Dole
12-13-2000, 12:38 PM
Bob Dole read where PETA is suing Rosie.

Bob Dole had to laugh, as Bob Dole never imagined Rosie being out-lefted.

12-13-2000, 12:40 PM
Some conservation group like the Sierra club should go after Rosie for her waste and abuse of perfectly good oxygen.

12-13-2000, 12:48 PM
If Baldwin does leave, here's hoping he takes Babs Streisand with him.
And Ted Danson and Whoopi and Susan Sarandon....

Chief Henry
12-13-2000, 01:38 PM
Can I hear a great big JESSE JACKSON
AMEN to what "ShakestheCat" just posted.

Kilgore, I would vote we throw Alex off the earth and we keep KIM.

Is Kilgore related to alGore by chance????

Chiefs Rock

12-13-2000, 01:48 PM
Mr. Dole, do you have a link to the PETA/Rosie story?

This I gotta read

12-13-2000, 01:58 PM

12-13-2000, 02:05 PM
Maybe him, Streisand and Cher can get a volume discount on one way tickets outta here...

12-13-2000, 02:34 PM
I'm a lifelong member of PETA, People for Eating Tasty Animals...mmmmmm good...nothing like a good steak, while sitting in a leather chair, with a plate on a rabbit fur table cloth...

poor Rosie...If she only approved of guns for killing animals to make fur...hmmmm

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12-13-2000, 02:35 PM
Let's take up a collection and organize a militia to escort Rosie, Babs, Alec, Cher, Susan, and friends out of the country!!!

12-13-2000, 03:05 PM

Before we escort some of these people from the premises, I would like to take a quick peek at Susan Sarandons rack. I find myself acting like a deer in the headlights when I see her guns.

Give me a heads up before they (plural) are shipped out.

~Feeling a bit like a teenager today. Anyone seen my retainer?

Michael Michigan
12-13-2000, 03:16 PM
I think Baldwin was the one who bought the Ryder truck that took the ballots up to Tallahassee on e-bay.

How many liberal elitists can you fit in the back of a Ryder truck?

12-13-2000, 03:32 PM
You know fella's, I may have been a bit hasty with the Sarandon thing.
I think if I were get her alone for a few hours of interrogation, I may be able to get her to see the error of her ways.
I'm willing to take one for the team and give it a try.

12-13-2000, 03:39 PM
Looks like Shakes is on the prowl and feel'n frisky ! ;)

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12-13-2000, 03:42 PM
i saw something this morning after my morning "constitution" that reminded me ALOT of a Baldwin or an Odonell ;)

last time i saw it, looked like he was heading "south" and in a clockwise rotation. :D

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12-13-2000, 03:43 PM
LOL Iowanian!

corn balls 28

12-13-2000, 03:46 PM
Hey, lets not forget to put Chris Rock on the list. I can't stand him.

corn balls 28

12-13-2000, 03:46 PM
I'd like to kick ol Rosie in the pu__ and then crack er on the chin w/my the butt of my Browning!

12-13-2000, 03:48 PM
I'd like to kick ol Rosie in the pu__ and then crack er on the chin w/the butt of my Browning!

12-13-2000, 04:11 PM
LMAO @ this thread! I'm sure those people would feel welcome in Cuba.


Bob Dole
12-13-2000, 04:48 PM
Thanks for pointing out the link, KCTitus. Bob Dole had to go out in his Firebird and laugh at all the idiot Texans crashing their trucks.

News Flash! Your 4WD truck may be able to move forward faster in the accumulated white stuff, but it does not stop any faster.

Bob Dole
12-13-2000, 04:56 PM
After further review, perhaps Bob Dole should clarify his statements before Bob Dole's Chiefs brethren take offense and Bob Dole is called for a personal foul.

The "idiot Texans" statement is meant in no way to reflect the intelligence level of all Texans. The comment was directed at those who have no clue how to drive in the white stuff and insist on going out in it anyway.

12-13-2000, 05:08 PM
Dole: If you want a great laugh, you should see these people in Virginia 'negotiate' the white stuff.

Freeking hilarious.

12-14-2000, 08:30 AM
Hold the Press,

Baldwin must have "circled back"...I had another "sighting" of Some Baldwins and Rosies this morning...heading south again...hmmm http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/rolleyes.gif

12-14-2000, 09:15 AM
Senator, Titus, ya'll should see the idiot Missourians drive in it. I have to laugh, or else I'll just explode with contempt & anger. I can't beleive it!! EVERY FRIGGIN' YEAR!! Dam peeps, I guess they jus' fergets sometimes...

rh :mad:<BR>

12-14-2000, 12:57 PM
Let Shakes have Susan. If Alec leaves, I hope he leaves Kim behind. I like her a lot.