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lam0526
08-14-2006, 05:56 PM
Thanks to my boyfriend I'm hooked. Huge Chief Fan!!!!!!!!!

lam0526

hawkchief
08-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Did he forget to mention the bit about presenting a picture ID with your first post. A CP rule! ;)

morphius
08-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Welcome to the planet lam0526!

Skip Towne
08-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Did you come over from Warpaint? If so we all love you already.

Halfcan
08-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Welcome lamo 526, sorry but only girls WITHOUT boyfriends can post here. Thanks for stopping by.









Just joking, welcome to the Planet!!

|Zach|
08-14-2006, 06:00 PM
Welcome

Short Leash Hootie
08-14-2006, 06:01 PM
watch out for halfcan, he's a registered sex offender...

luv
08-14-2006, 06:07 PM
As long as your boyfriend isn't "stumppy" on here, you should be fine. Welcome aboard!

The Dude Abides
08-14-2006, 06:13 PM
Hey how ya doin? Welcome

big nasty kcnut
08-14-2006, 06:14 PM
Welcome to the site and remember the broncos sucks.

Short Leash Hootie
08-14-2006, 06:15 PM
Welcome to the site and remember the broncos sucks.
COMMA

stumppy
08-14-2006, 06:16 PM
As long as your boyfriend isn't "stumppy" on here, you should be fine. Welcome aboard!

HEY!!!


And what would be wrong with that ???

I have provided a lot of entertainment for the board over the years.:)

WARPARTY70
08-14-2006, 06:20 PM
Welcome to the ChiefsPlanet. Enjoy yourself!!!!!

stumppy
08-14-2006, 06:21 PM
Oh yea, welcome to the board.

Archie F. Swin
08-14-2006, 06:25 PM
pretty weak username

would you consider "Queen Rouge Trousers"?

OldTownChief
08-14-2006, 06:41 PM
Welcome, One hit wonder.

ChiefsFire
08-14-2006, 06:42 PM
Thanks to my boyfriend I'm hooked. Huge Chief Fan!!!!!!!!!

lam0526
welcome


feel free to put bouncing breasts in ur sig....extra rep if you can prove they are yours

Jilly
08-14-2006, 06:43 PM
or, you can just charm them with your intelligence. Welcome!

Chieftain58
08-14-2006, 06:56 PM
Welcome

R&GHomer
08-14-2006, 07:09 PM
Welcome aboard :BLVD:

TinyEvel
08-14-2006, 07:15 PM
This thread is useless without pics.

ChiefFan31
08-14-2006, 07:19 PM
Welcome.

nOOb hint - please learn about/read the Lexicon before posting too much.

Raiderhader
08-14-2006, 07:30 PM
COMMA


It's not worth your time or effort to try, trust me.

4th and Long
08-14-2006, 07:35 PM
HEY!!!


And what would be wrong with that ???

I have provided a lot of worthless, over-exaggerated drama for the board over the years.
Fixed your post for you.

kc-nd
08-14-2006, 07:36 PM
Huge Chief Fan!!!!!!!!!

lam0526

Like 300+ pounds. Yeah, bring it on.

4th and Long
08-14-2006, 07:39 PM
Like 300+ pounds. Yeah, bring it on.
What the hell is going on with all the brain damaged, turpentine drinkers posting on the board the past few weeks?

Sure-Oz
08-14-2006, 07:39 PM
welcome to the board, have fun

Coach
08-14-2006, 07:47 PM
Welcome.

ChiefaRoo
08-14-2006, 08:52 PM
watch out for halfcan, he's a registered sex offender...


Nice cockblock hootie.

Bwana
08-14-2006, 09:11 PM
Welcome! The noob buys everyone the first round. I'll take an Alaskan Ale.

big nasty kcnut
08-14-2006, 09:18 PM
Boulevard ale for me.

Iowanian
08-14-2006, 09:18 PM
1. Welcome, I hope you enjoy the board and your time with Stumppy.

2. Backup plan.
I hope you and III are veryhappy together and the wedding reception at Chuckie Cheese is a hit. Hopefully you can book the gorilla to sing.

Mr. Christopher
08-14-2006, 09:20 PM
Newcastle Brown Ale for me!

TinyEvel
08-14-2006, 09:55 PM
Fat Tire Ale.

stumppy
08-14-2006, 10:10 PM
Fixed your post for you.


Tell me you haven't laughed!!!







Thats what I thought.:D

Skip Towne
08-14-2006, 10:31 PM
1. Welcome, I hope you enjoy the board and your time with Stumppy.

2. Backup plan.
I hope you and III are veryhappy together and the wedding reception at Chuckie Cheese is a hit. Hopefully you can book the gorilla to sing.
I have been watching your funny shit for 5 years now. Where, oh where, do you come up with all that material? I'd probably be funny too if I had access to that.

Bowser
08-14-2006, 10:35 PM
Thanks to my boyfriend I'm hooked. Huge Chief Fan!!!!!!!!!

lam0526

Welcome.

Question - do you by chance wear red bikini's to Chiefs games, and hang out at the George Brett statue while tailgating?

OldTownChief
08-14-2006, 10:38 PM
Question - do you by chance wear red bikini's to Chiefs games, and hang out at the George Brett statue while tailgating?

ROFL And is your BF Jared Allen?

Skip Towne
08-14-2006, 10:42 PM
I have been watching your funny shit for 5 years now. Where, oh where, do you come up with all that material? I'd probably be funny too if I had access to that.
Seriously, though, I know where it comes from, out of your head. You are a very creative individual as is witnessed by your pen and ink drawings you have posted here previously. I guess I'll just have to go back to my schtick.

Rain Man
08-14-2006, 10:51 PM
Seriously, though, I know where it comes from, out of your head. You are a very creative individual as is witnessed by your pen and ink drawings you have posted here previously. I guess I'll just have to go back to my schtick.

Stop complimenting people. You're freaking me out.

Iowanian
08-14-2006, 10:51 PM
Thanks for the kindness skip. The Magnet headbands must really be working wonders.

I don't know where most of it comes from, though I'm sure others have a suggestion.

greg63
08-14-2006, 11:12 PM
Welcome to the Planet! :)

ChiefFan31
08-14-2006, 11:14 PM
Newcastle Brown Ale for me!

Oooh, good choice

Iowanian
08-14-2006, 11:15 PM
So....now that you've been kindly welcomed.

Which lucky planeteer to we get to fillet when you go off the deep end, or give him the clap?

chiefs4me
08-14-2006, 11:22 PM
I have been watching your funny shit for 5 years now. Where, oh where, do you come up with all that material? I'd probably be funny too if I had access to that.




Alright..WTF have you done with skip???

blueballs
08-15-2006, 01:25 AM
boyfriends come and go
stay a Chiefs fan

Donger
08-15-2006, 01:51 AM
Alright..WTF have you done with skip???

ROFL

Pinhead.

Inspector
08-15-2006, 06:29 AM
So...is there going to be a reception or something?

Welcome lam0526.

I'll bring some chips.

R&GHomer
08-15-2006, 06:35 AM
So....now that you've been kindly welcomed.

Which lucky planeteer to we get to fillet when you go off the deep end, or give him the clap?

ROFL

StcChief
08-15-2006, 07:51 AM
Skin need to be thick... If you ARE girl you'll get somewhat of a break.

If your NOT a girl. your HOMO toast

chagrin
08-15-2006, 07:57 AM
Welcome, so who is the boyfriend that led you to this terrible end?

Iowanian
08-15-2006, 08:59 AM
More importantly, hasn't that boyfriend been here long enough, and paid enough attention to past events on this very bulletin board to have pondered this decision?

It is at this time, where I should also make you aware of another Chiefsplanet girlfriend tradition.
After your relationship is terminated, it is customary to come back and start a thread about your new boyfriend's skin pickle, and how it is so much more cumbersome to lift than previous aforementioned boyfriend.

Chat logs of AIM fights are also encouraged.

sedated
08-15-2006, 09:20 AM
welcome, lame-0.

how many squares of toilet paper do you use after taking a dump?

yunghungwell
08-15-2006, 09:29 AM
My only suggestion...











Refrain from becoming a comma tard...especially early in your tenure.

,,,

stumppy
08-15-2006, 09:32 AM
After your relationship is terminated, it is customary to come back and start a thread about your new boyfriend's skin pickle, and how it is so much more cumbersome to lift than previous aforementioned boyfriend.


At which time said ex boyfriend will probably let the rest of the male planeteers know they are free to take a ride on that city bus. However, they should be prepared for about the same sensation as dropping their incredible heat seeking moisture missle into a five gallon bucket of liver.

That is, of course, if you have some of the same physical characteristics* as the other ex's of the planet.


* Round heels, brain damage, or the birth defect known as mattressback.

jspchief
08-15-2006, 09:36 AM
I'd just like to congratulate you for mentioning you're a female.

Now you can look forward to the losers of this site following you around like puppies in heat, dropping innuendos while they tug it to the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

carlos3652
08-15-2006, 09:40 AM
Thanks to my boyfriend I'm hooked. Huge Chief Fan!!!!!!!!!

lam0526

Welcome!

Iowanian
08-15-2006, 09:41 AM
"Sometimes it says Titan...Sometimes it says Titanic....sometimes it says Titan, sometimes it says Titanic"

Looks like Stumppy has paid his $300 for 8 weeks of Ex Kwon Do.

"Mustang badgranny, you wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the cyberface by a man wearing pants like these"
http://www.stumptuous.com/cms/images/rex_kwon_do.jpg

chagrin
08-15-2006, 09:46 AM
I'd just like to congratulate you for mentioning you're a female.

Now you can look forward to the losers of this site following you around like puppies in heat, dropping innuendos while they tug it to the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

She'll be a Chiefsplanet Icon in 5,4,3,2....

For your reference Lame0, so is BucEyepea if that tells you anything

stumppy
08-15-2006, 09:51 AM
"Mustang badgranny, you wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the cyberface by a man wearing pants like these"



There ya go, trying to drag her into this thread.

You're going to leave slug trails all over it.

Hog Farmer
08-15-2006, 10:00 AM
I wonder if she likes pork ?

lam0526
08-15-2006, 06:28 PM
I want to say thank you to the one's that welcome me a board and for the rest of you non-Intelligent dumb ass out there you can kiss my ass. I'm on here to have a little fun. Go Chiefs!

ChiefButthurt
08-15-2006, 06:42 PM
I want to say thank you to the one's that welcome me a board and for the rest of you non-Intelligent dumb ass out there you can kiss my ass. I'm on here to have a little fun. Go Chiefs!


She's spunky...I like her. Alright you f*ckers don't start saying anything about how she likes spunk.

Ketchup&Mustard
08-15-2006, 07:34 PM
Welcome to the Planet! I'm new here myself. Been a lurker for a long time, and decided to start posting...

chiefs4me
08-15-2006, 07:37 PM
She'll be a Chiefsplanet Icon in 5,4,3,2....

For your reference Lame0, so is BucEyepea if that tells you anything






hold on cowboy...I earned my rep....:harumph:

chagrin
08-15-2006, 07:38 PM
She's spunky...I like her. Alright you f*ckers don't start saying anything about how she likes spunk.

Hey I wonder if...ahh nevermind.


After reading her last post, I am leaning towards her being involved with stump-man somehow. Either that or she is buffalo bills girl.


And if I am wrong on both counts, lam0, relax, you are going to get ribbed, err, I mean, you are going to take alot of, ummm - okay, get used to being railed, shit! You will probably get ridden pretty har, umm ahh hell I give up.

chiefs4me
08-15-2006, 07:42 PM
ROFL

Pinhead.









Freak...:rolleyes:

OldTownChief
08-15-2006, 07:46 PM
Welcome to the Planet! I'm new here myself. Been a lurker for a long time, and decided to start posting...

ROFL
Whoever you are, that some funny shit right there.

OldTownChief
08-15-2006, 07:49 PM
Now you can look forward to the losers of this site following you around like puppies in heat, dropping innuendos while they tug it to the bra section of the JCPenney catalog.

ROFL
Ain't that the truth.

OldTownChief
08-15-2006, 07:56 PM
and for the rest of you non-Intelligent dumb ass out there you can kiss my ass.



:spock:

chiefs4me
08-15-2006, 08:07 PM
:spock:







Isin't she great..:D

Ketchup&Mustard
08-15-2006, 08:54 PM
ROFL
Whoever you are, that some funny shit right there.

Thanks. Being a n00b, what is funny about what I said? Always like to know when I say something funny, so I can keep it in mind for later on...

ChiefButthurt
08-15-2006, 09:05 PM
Thanks. Being a n00b, what is funny about what I said? Always like to know when I say something funny, so I can keep it in mind for later on...

I'll tell you whats funny....everybody knows that it's "mustard THEN Ketchup". Dumbass.

Iowanian
08-15-2006, 09:12 PM
I guess this means its fair game now.

Somtimes it says Titan.....sometimes it says Titanic.

Its true. I know you've wondered. The last girl he brought here was prettier.


I want to say thank you to the one's that welcome me a board and for the rest of you non-Intelligent dumb ass out there you can kiss my ass. I'm on here to have a little fun. Go Chiefs!

milkman
08-15-2006, 09:14 PM
Thanks. Being a n00b, what is funny about what I said? Always like to know when I say something funny, so I can keep it in mind for later on...

OldTownChief is just special (rides the short bus), and is easily amused.

:)

Welcome to both our n00bs.

Iowanian
08-15-2006, 09:14 PM
hold on cowboy...I earned my rep....:harumph:


Flo is right people....she's absolutely earned her reputation as "threadwrecker"...and probably DP4me during a drunken, party girl phase at community college.

luv
08-15-2006, 09:14 PM
At this rate, she'll have her first thread be a 100 post thread, and she's only posted twice! I'd say that's pretty impressive.

milkman
08-15-2006, 09:16 PM
hold on cowboy...I earned my rep....:harumph:

Suuure ya did.

Hello - commatard on the loose.Hello - commatard on the loose.

OldTownChief
08-15-2006, 09:17 PM
OldTownChief is just special (rides the short bus), and is easily amused.




ROFL
Now that right there is some funny shit right there.

milkman
08-15-2006, 09:18 PM
At this rate, she'll have her first thread be a 100 post thread, and she's only posted twice! I'd say that's pretty impressive.

Nice avatar.

stumppy
08-15-2006, 09:20 PM
Hey I wonder if...ahh nevermind.


After reading her last post, I am leaning towards her being involved with stump-man somehow.


Not mine. I haven't ran across any worth the entertainment/pain in the ass trade off lately. At least not any I'd want to throw to the wolves around here.:D

luv
08-15-2006, 09:29 PM
Nice avatar.
It's a clock. I can do better. I just got bored of being ....well ....bored. :)

el borracho
08-15-2006, 09:32 PM
Welcome, lam0526!

Tell us, what do you like about the Chiefs? Who are your favorite players? Why does your username include the last four digits of my mastercard?

chiefs4me
08-15-2006, 09:34 PM
Flo is right people....she's absolutely earned her reputation as "threadwrecker"...and probably DP4me during a drunken, party girl phase at community college.





blah blah blah...heard it a 100 times from you..and the reply is always the same...**** off!!:D

carlos3652
08-15-2006, 11:01 PM
Welcome, lam0526!

Tell us, what do you like about the Chiefs? Who are your favorite players?


I hope she doesnt say Eric Hicks...

greg63
08-16-2006, 12:24 AM
At this rate, she'll have her first thread be a 100 post thread, and she's only posted twice! I'd say that's pretty impressive.

Yep!

...Just doin my part. :D

Ultra Peanut
08-16-2006, 07:16 AM
GIRLS ON THE INTERNET?!?!?!?!?!

rad
08-16-2006, 08:02 AM
"Sometimes it says Titan...Sometimes it says Titanic....sometimes it says Titan, sometimes it says Titanic"

Looks like Stumppy has paid his $300 for 8 weeks of Ex Kwon Do.

"Mustang badgranny, you wouldn't want a roundhouse kick to the cyberface by a man wearing pants like these"
http://www.stumptuous.com/cms/images/rex_kwon_do.jpg

Wanna hear some funny shit? I actually HAVE a pair of those pants! But I had them before that movie came out, so I think they should be called "rad-kwon-do" pants.

SPchief
09-03-2006, 11:48 PM
anybody happen to see what badgirl said?

badgirl
09-03-2006, 11:52 PM
anybody happen to see what badgirl said?
i changed my mind and decided not to be mean.... see how sweet I am?

SPchief
09-03-2006, 11:55 PM
i changed my mind and decided not to be mean.... see how sweet I am?


Just trying to see if we could get this over a hundred. If someone had seen what you wrote, or if you had left it up, this thread woulda gone over 200.

badgirl
09-03-2006, 11:56 PM
Just trying to see if we could get this over a hundred. If someone had seen what you wrote, or if you had left it up, this thread woulda gone over 200.
yea i know....hey what can i say? :)

Trust me if someone had saw what I wrote it would have blew over 300 probably.

Oh I will give you a hint , it was a reply to one of stumppys post.

SPchief
09-04-2006, 12:02 AM
Oh I will give you a hint , it was a reply to one of stumppys post.


well that was pretty much a given.

BTW are you looking at all of Stummpys posts?
This thread was over 2 weeks old.

carlos3652
09-04-2006, 12:07 AM
Dang, this could have been good...

badgirl
09-04-2006, 12:07 AM
well that was pretty much a given.

BTW are you looking at all of Stummpys posts?
This thread was over 2 weeks old.
No I checked to see about what was being said about me either badgirl or badgranny. I have no interest in stumppy, but it would be nice to get all my stuff back, although i am sure he already sold it to take his cross country vacation like everything else he owned.

I hadn't been on here for over a month just checking it out

badgirl
09-04-2006, 12:09 AM
Dang, this could have been good...
Better than you know.

Phobia
09-04-2006, 12:10 AM
Welcome aboard. Tell Denverchief AliChiefs says "hi".

badgirl
09-04-2006, 12:12 AM
This is post 98 on this thread, it almost there.

By the way Iam0526, welcome.

greg63
09-04-2006, 12:21 AM
99

badgirl
09-04-2006, 12:21 AM
100

Congrats girl, your first thread hit 100.

I would give you some advice, but no one really listens to my advice so I'll skip it. :rolleyes:

carlos3652
09-04-2006, 12:23 AM
Better than you know.

Thats what she said...

wait :banghead:

Mr. Kotter
09-04-2006, 12:33 AM
Welcome, noob! :)

greg63
09-04-2006, 01:25 AM
What n00batchery. :p

HemiEd
09-04-2006, 06:37 AM
Welcome to the Planet!

Hound333
09-04-2006, 08:16 AM
Welcome