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TinyEvel
08-15-2006, 05:37 PM
Fist off, let me say that I love my mom dearly. But she lives in a small town in Ohio where all the ladies do crap like scrapbook, and make vests with quilted designs on them and wear them, and bake weird cakes for everyone's birthday and crap like that.

She's always forwarding me emails from her circle of friends, those kinds with titles like "angel kisses/God bless you/God bless our troops/hug around the world/pass this on to ten people and have good luck, etc. etc.

Today she crossed the line by forwarding me an email with photos of "Icing Babies." Apparently these are cake toppers made from marzipan, a type of sculptable almond frosting.
I guess you'd put them on "It's a boy/girl" cakes?

But, excuse me, DON'T THEY LOOK LIKE AN ABORTED FETUS?

:Lin: GROSS!

Like I want to eat something with this thing that looks like it should be in a jar of formaldehyde, NOT ON A CAKE!!!

I guess you could get one for an abortion party?

You could read all the forwarded comments from the chain of quilt-ladies like "how precious" "so cuuute!" and "She's so talented!"

:shrug:

All I could think about is Fat Bastard 'I WANNA EAT THE BABY!!! GET IN MY BELLY!"

TinyEvel
08-15-2006, 05:39 PM
:Lin:

TinyEvel
08-15-2006, 05:40 PM
are the pics showing? Or do you have to click.

DaFace
08-15-2006, 05:42 PM
Pics will only show up if you attach one per post. Use imageshack if you want to post multiple pics per message.

And they're not THAT creepy. Not saying I'd want one on MY cake, but they look pretty good considering they're made of icing.

TinyEvel
08-15-2006, 05:46 PM
And they're not THAT creepy. Not saying I'd want one on MY cake, but they look pretty good considering they're made of icing.


BABY EATER!!!!

DaFace
08-15-2006, 05:47 PM
I hear they taste good with ketchup. :drool:

Count Zarth
08-15-2006, 05:50 PM
Crunchy on the outside, creamy on the inside.

Rain Man
08-15-2006, 05:58 PM
Wow. I was envisioning something more cartoonlike. Those would indeed be a little creepy, especially if they're filled with cherry pie filling.

Zebedee DuBois
08-15-2006, 06:49 PM
"Iced Babies......is PEOPLE!!!!!"

Coach
08-15-2006, 06:55 PM
Iced.

Rain Man
08-15-2006, 06:56 PM
The more I look at those, the more they creep me out. I don't think I could put a knife into one of those.

TinyEvel
08-15-2006, 07:08 PM
Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do.

Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do.

Alright stop! Colaborate and listen.
Here's something gross and I'm not sh!ttin'
Someone, grabbed a hold of some marzipan
Made some babies and snapped pics of them in her hand.

Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do.
Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do.

Put one, on your birthday cake.
People gonna scream IS THAT REAL?
Naw, b!tch, it's fake.

Iced iced, babies. do do do do do do do.
Iced Iced Babies do do do do do dooo do.

Kerberos
08-15-2006, 07:08 PM
"Soilent White Iced Babies......is PEOPLE!!!!!"


There I fixed it for ya! ;)

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Rain Man
08-15-2006, 07:08 PM
I must say, though, that it would be really neat to make a film of my cat finding and eating one.

Logical
08-15-2006, 07:09 PM
Wow. I was envisioning something more cartoonlike. Those would indeed be a little creepy, especially if they're filled with cherry pie filling.ROFL

mikey23545
08-15-2006, 07:44 PM
Women aren't from Venus, they're from a planet outside of this galaxy....

Jmart
08-15-2006, 08:18 PM
How do you make a dead baby shake?








a dead baby and two scoops of vanilla ice cream!

ENDelt260
08-15-2006, 08:19 PM
You know the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a cadillac?

I don't have a cadillac in my garage.

Bob Dole
08-15-2006, 08:47 PM
Not marzipan. Not edible.

http://www3.telus.net/camilleallen/camilleallen/id8.htm

jspchief
08-15-2006, 08:48 PM
Not marzipan. Not edible.Other than those two minor facts though, this is a great thread.

Sully
08-15-2006, 08:52 PM
I can't wait for the planes flying over and the trucks driving through the streets with images of these on them.

Fish
08-15-2006, 08:53 PM
So.... they don't taste like almond?

Bob Dole
08-15-2006, 08:54 PM
Other than those two minor facts though, this is a great thread.

Too bad they aren't eidble. Bob Dole was going to try to buy a couple and send them to Rain Man for the video shoot.

jspchief
08-15-2006, 08:55 PM
Too bad they aren't eidble. Bob Dole was going to try to buy a couple and send them to Rain Man for the video shoot.IMO, "edible" is a subjective term.

trndobrd
08-15-2006, 09:07 PM
For some reason I was expecting this thread to be about babies who get too far behind with their bookies.

Rausch
08-15-2006, 09:12 PM
I'd just go giddy with a big bag of red syrup and these twisted little confections at the bar...

SNR
08-15-2006, 09:29 PM
How do you make a dead baby shake?








a dead baby and two scoops of vanilla ice cream!Nonononono... it's "How do you make a dead baby float?"

Root beer and two scoops of dead baby

BucEyedPea
08-15-2006, 10:44 PM
I saw those a couple of years ago on the net...they really do look like fetuses.
But they are incredible works of art too in marzipan or anything else.

BTW I think they're really cute. :)

listopencil
08-15-2006, 11:01 PM
Those little babies are freaking me the **** out. No way I want one on a cake.