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dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:21 AM
http://www.wwtdd.com/

Jessica Simpson is quoted in the Times magazine (whatever the hell that is) saying that her ex husband Nick Lachey … ummm … lets see … how to sugarcoat this … has virtually no penis. Yeah, turns out there’s no way to sugarcoat that.. Jessica says:

"Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean, but I got over it."

And two days ago, she is quoted as saying:

"Nick's small package was a problem sometimes, like the first time we had sex, to tell you the truth, I didn't really feel much, I faked the whole thing, I really felt sorry for him, I still loved him though."


I can't believe she actually said this but that is funny as hell. Poor Nick.

ROFL

carlos3652
08-16-2006, 12:22 AM
wow... and the only eason she knows its small, is because she can now compare it to the Stiffmeister... and Knoxville... at the same time...

ouch

Gravedigger
08-16-2006, 12:23 AM
Poor guy. Jessica is prolly stretched so far now that she'd have trouble feelign Dirk Diggler.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:24 AM
Poor guy. Jessica is prolly stretched so far now that she'd have trouble feelign Dirk Diggler.

She can't be to stretched being ****ed by a twig

Mecca
08-16-2006, 12:24 AM
It doesn't compare to her dads penis.....she's been taking that one since she was about 13.

Any of you that know or have seen her dad and their weird relationship know what I'm talking about....

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:29 AM
It doesn't compare to her dads penis.....she's been taking that one since she was about 13.

Any of you that know or have seen her dad and their weird relationship know what I'm talking about....

Yep he is quite possessive of her and Ashley.

Frazod
08-16-2006, 12:30 AM
No Dick Nick ROFL

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:32 AM
Having Jessica Simpson say you had no dick and she had to fake it is worse than any death imaginable

ROFL

Mecca
08-16-2006, 12:33 AM
Yep he is quite possessive of her and Ashley.

I think that's putting it lightly..........he's just one creepy dude. He weirds me the hell out every single time I see or hear him speak. Especially about the girls.....

Mecca
08-16-2006, 12:35 AM
Having Jessica Simpson say you had no dick and she had to fake it is worse than any death imaginable

ROFL

Yet he'll still get more hot chicks than any of us combined probably......Nick Lacheys life to this point has basically been parts of every other guys dream. Pop star, working for ESPN, best friends with Matt Leinart, Married to Jessica Simpson, gets divorced actually makes it by getting some of her money, now off banging random hot chicks.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:38 AM
Yet he'll still get more hot chicks than any of us combined probably......Nick Lacheys life to this point has basically been parts of every other guys dream. Pop star, working for ESPN, best friends with Matt Leinart, Married to Jessica Simpson, gets divorced actually makes it by getting some of her money, now off banging random hot chicks.

True up till today. What happens now that everyone knows he is packing a twig?

I would be interested in hearing what his current GF says.

Mecca
08-16-2006, 12:41 AM
He'll just say it isn't true and she's trying to slander him by being mad that he took half her money. Then it will blow over, I doubt it can be proven unless he's gonna like whip it out or something.

And hey he's Nick Lachey he's famous, he could have 0 penis and still get hot chicks, that's how the world works.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:46 AM
He'll just say it isn't true and she's trying to slander him by being mad that he took half her money. Then it will blow over, I doubt it can be proven unless he's gonna like whip it out or something.

And hey he's Nick Lachey he's famous, he could have 0 penis and still get hot chicks, that's how the world works.

People won't give .02 cents what he has to say.

Jessica Simpson, one of the hottest women in the world, just said you had no dick and she had to fake it, is not a good thing.

His manhood is gone and his rep is ruined unless he decides to prove it.

This is too funny.

stevieray
08-16-2006, 12:48 AM
I would be interested in hearing what his current GF says.

why?

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:52 AM
why?

I don't really know I just find this whole thing hilarious.

chief2000
08-16-2006, 12:54 AM
Nice shorts but not short enough

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 12:55 AM
Nick's current GF is pretty hot though, Vanessa Minnillo. She used to date Derek Jeter.

http://www.xrock.fm/smokin/fame/vanessa.jpg

stevieray
08-16-2006, 12:57 AM
I don't really know I just find this whole thing hilarious.

She still loves him, if she was over really over him, she wouldn't say shit...when women close the door, it's closed.

Besides, I don't believe she would've married him if that was truly the case. If it didn't matter before, why does it matter now?

Mecca
08-16-2006, 12:59 AM
Jessica Simpson looks pretty worn out these days......

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 01:01 AM
She still loves him, if she was over really over him, she wouldn't say shit...when women close the door, it's closed.

Besides, I don't believe she would've married him if that was truly the case. If it didn't matter before, why does it matter now?

IIRC, Jessica wanted to wait until they were married to have sex.

stevieray
08-16-2006, 01:02 AM
IIRC, Jessica wanted to wait until they were married to have sex.


I didn't know that, then again I'm not into following celebrities... :p

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 01:06 AM
I didn't know that, then again I'm not into following celebrities... :p

I don't usually follow celeb stories but this one was too good to pass up. :harumph:

I just looked it up, she did wait until they were married to have sex so I guess she should have tried it out before hand.

blueballs
08-16-2006, 01:33 AM
he can take her money
and get it enlarged

Mr. Laz
08-16-2006, 03:34 AM
any chick that would say that about her ex is a first class bitch.

doesn't matter if it's true or not


if it is ... she just shoved a knife in his heart

if it isn't ... she just shoved a knife in his back

ARROW2
08-16-2006, 04:54 AM
Nick's current GF is pretty hot though, Vanessa Minnillo. She used to date Derek Jeter.

http://www.xrock.fm/smokin/fame/vanessa.jpg




He can get em, but he won't keep her. She needs a real man to hit it. ROFL

ARROW2
08-16-2006, 04:57 AM
I don't usually follow celeb stories but this one was too good to pass up. :harumph:

I just looked it up, she did wait until they were married to have sex so I guess she should have tried it out before hand.





When I hit it, she asked if I used to play in pornos........ ROFL

Baby Lee
08-16-2006, 06:29 AM
Poor Jess. Folks put up with her stupidity and lack of singing talent because she was 1) hot, and 2) the girl next door with the dream marriage.
Now l'il sis has surgeried and starved her damn self hotter'n her, and Jess is just the aging divorcee.

What to do to get the spotlight again . . . What . . . to . . . dooooo?

Braincase
08-16-2006, 06:32 AM
Hot Dog < Hallway

Simplex3
08-16-2006, 06:48 AM
Poor Jess. Folks put up with her stupidity and lack of singing talent because she was 1) hot, and 2) the girl next door with the dream marriage.
Now l'il sis has surgeried and starved her damn self hotter'n her, and Jess is just the aging divorcee.

What to do to get the spotlight again . . . What . . . to . . . dooooo?
DING DING DING! We have a winner!

She's just attention whoring in the only way celebs know how: come out in the media with something that will get the average f**k stick (yes, you digler) to pay attention and start talking. "No publicity is bad publicity" anyone?

Inspector
08-16-2006, 07:01 AM
As women age, it's the size of your wallet that counts the most.

Brock
08-16-2006, 07:26 AM
He should have put it in the butt.

Bootlegged
08-16-2006, 07:59 AM
The source of this rumor has a dead link. I'll wait for someone credible like The Star to report this.

Fire Me Boy!
08-16-2006, 08:06 AM
He should have put it in the butt.
Mabye she thought he should take it in the butt for the honor... :shrug:

StcChief
08-16-2006, 08:13 AM
Her class is showing again.

BucEyedPea
08-16-2006, 08:15 AM
Her class is showing again.
Exactly, my thoughts....totally classless to go public with that.

Archie F. Swin
08-16-2006, 08:21 AM
http://www.asianmediawatchdog.com/enzyte/enzyte.jpg

RockChalk
08-16-2006, 08:43 AM
who really cares how big or small this dude's dick is? she's probably just trying to stir up sh*t because she is bitter about the divorce. i'd be willing to bet she's got the whole wide vagina thing going on cause i'm sure she's banged half of hollywood since they got divorced.

Iowanian
08-16-2006, 08:49 AM
He's grinning like Smiling Bob with half her money anyway.

He has the choice to take the high road, or to release the video of him poking out her corn sorter, that he took to prove to his brother than he hit it.

He can always suggest that a virgin wouldn't know better, and this one thinks Buffalo wings are made from flying buffalos.

She's a semi talented hooker. A hot one, but a semi Talented hooker.

KChiefsQT
08-16-2006, 09:03 AM
His new woman seems to have "gotten over it too"

http://www.gunco.net/gallery/data/500/210vanessa_minnillo.jpeg

Yoooozahh!

RockChalk
08-16-2006, 09:17 AM
KChiefsQT, are you the kind of gal that would come out in public about the size (or lack of) your man?

OnTheWarpath58
08-16-2006, 09:19 AM
He's grinning like Smiling Bob with half her money anyway.

He has the choice to take the high road, or to release the video of him poking out her corn sorter, that he took to prove to his brother than he hit it.

He can always suggest that a virgin wouldn't know better, and this one thinks Buffalo wings are made from flying buffalos.

She's a semi talented hooker. A hot one, but a semi Talented hooker.

If in fact the whole "I'm saving myself for marriage" bit was true, and not some PR move, then what exactly does she have to compare it to?

First thing I thought of was the scene in "Unforgiven" where the blonde gets her face all cut up because she laughed at her customer's tiny pecker.......

BucEyedPea
08-16-2006, 09:28 AM
If in fact the whole "I'm saving myself for marriage" bit was true, and not some PR move, then what exactly does she have to compare it to?
That's what I thought...and YES it is true that she was a virgin on her wedding night. She talked all about that night on her program. She's supposed to be religious, a Christian. Hardly, acting charitable right now though. Some Christian.

Iowanian
08-16-2006, 09:35 AM
His reply needs to be the same, useful one in the arsenal of any guy who has a broad say this.

"Thats just something Girls with huuuuge berginers say. She should pose for the Arby's Roast Beef add"

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 09:41 AM
DING DING DING! We have a winner!

She's just attention whoring in the only way celebs know how: come out in the media with something that will get the average f**k stick (yes, you digler) to pay attention and start talking. "No publicity is bad publicity" anyone?

I just thought it was funny but thanks for the compliment. :)

I am still laughing about this. This is hilarious. ROFL

Poor Nick and his little stick.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 09:44 AM
His reply needs to be the same, useful one in the arsenal of any guy who has a broad say this.

"Thats just something Girls with huuuuge berginers say. She should pose for the Arby's Roast Beef add"

I didn't know virgins were wider than a semi. ROFL

Cochise
08-16-2006, 09:48 AM
Yet another area in which he has no talent.

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 09:50 AM
That's what I thought...and YES it is true that she was a virgin on her wedding night. She talked all about that night on her program. She's supposed to be religious, a Christian. Hardly, acting charitable right now though. Some Christian.

Maybe she's just asking for a miracle.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 09:52 AM
Maybe she's just asking for a miracle.

ROFL

"Oh Lord, please let Nick grow to at least 4 inches"

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 09:59 AM
ROFL

"Oh Lord, please let Nick grow to at least 4 inches"


"All I want is some rapture, Lord. Some rapture!"

ENDelt260
08-16-2006, 09:59 AM
Oh my... does this thread ever shine a bright light on Dirk's insecurities.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 10:01 AM
Oh my... does this thread ever shine a bright light on Dirk's insecurities.

I haven't had a woman complain yet. :harumph:

ARROW2
08-16-2006, 10:08 AM
"Little Stick" Nick....

CosmicPal
08-16-2006, 10:09 AM
Oh my... does this thread ever shine a bright light on Dirk's insecurities.

ROFL

GoHuge
08-16-2006, 10:19 AM
I know exactly why the bitch is so bitter. When they got married Jessica's freaky dad was 100% against them having a pre nup. Nick was the one making the bank at the time when his little boy band was popular and she was just starting out. Her and her Dad went into this deal looking for a way to make money and help her career....which is stating the obvious. As Nick's band started flaming out Jessica starting getting big and making all the money. Since that time Nick has been "Jessica Simpson's husband" other than when they had their MTV show. I saw a figure in which Jessica made a little over $40 million the last year they where married. Since her money hungry know it all daddy pushed for there to be no pre nup Nick got half of it and his career hadn't been shit in a long time. I love it when gold digging whores and their coniving calculating fathers end up getting screwed over by the person they where trying to screw. So Jessica go ahead and try to strip him of his manhood, after all he did strip you of half of your net worth. And I don't think Jessica holds a stick to his new women. Vanessa is smokin! Nick will be just fine even if he has undersized junk. He's loaded, (with Jessica's money) which we all know is what most chicks are all about. I love Hollywood!

alpha_omega
08-16-2006, 10:25 AM
What a b**ch!

Even if this is not true...Nick is branded for life.

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 10:27 AM
GoHuge39 knows more about Nick and Jessica than he should admit.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 10:28 AM
What a b**ch!

Even if this is not true...Nick is branded for life.

Yep

ChiefButthurt
08-16-2006, 11:00 AM
If it's not true, he'll have to do some porn to prove different. Or a remake of Old School and the streaking part.

GoHuge
08-16-2006, 11:11 AM
GoHuge39 knows more about Nick and Jessica than he should admit. Dude I've got three women all between 25-35 that work for me. This is the kind of stuff they love and talk about all the time. They keep me up on POP culture. You should hear them talk about Brad and Angelina, Bennifer, etc.

sedated
08-16-2006, 11:34 AM
I haven't had a woman complain yet. :harumph:

not to your face

Halfcan
08-16-2006, 11:35 AM
Little Nick

hypersensitiveZO6
08-16-2006, 11:49 AM
She needs a REAL man.

......like this!

Gravedigger
08-16-2006, 11:55 AM
She can't be stretched by a twig Dirk but I was implying that she's had more than Nick. I know shocking alligations

Garcia Bronco
08-16-2006, 12:00 PM
What I can't understand is why anyone would repeat garbage like this from a sperm burping pig like Simpson.

Wile_E_Coyote
08-16-2006, 12:09 PM
if he has been hitting hotties like Jessica and Venessa with a small pecker. That would make him more of a man than less

sedated
08-16-2006, 12:19 PM
Don't make fun of Baby Dick.

It's like a disease.

Calcountry
08-16-2006, 12:28 PM
People won't give .02 cents what he has to say.

Jessica Simpson, one of the hottest women in the world, just said you had no dick and she had to fake it, is not a good thing.

His manhood is gone and his rep is ruined unless he decides to prove it.

This is too funny.Then of course, he could go the self depricating way and become the new "Bob" for Enzyte.

Calcountry
08-16-2006, 12:35 PM
I haven't had a woman complain yet. :harumph:It has struck me as curious, why someone would take a moniker like you, in a Bulletin Board that is obviously 95 % male.

ARROW2
08-16-2006, 01:48 PM
if he has been hitting hotties like Jessica and Venessa with a small pecker. That would make him more of a man than less






The problem is...he ain't hittin nuttin......Vanessa should be my mistress.....I'd tear dat up.......

ROYC75
08-16-2006, 01:59 PM
No Dick Nick ROFL


Ya beat me to it .......

But I was going to say........

No Dick Nick
Lost his Chick
Jessica says the his dick didn't fit
and stopped just short of her massive clit.

ARROW2
08-16-2006, 02:14 PM
Nick "Two pumps and a quiver" whatever his last name is.....

jspchief
08-16-2006, 02:33 PM
People won't give .02 cents what he has to say.

Jessica Simpson, one of the hottest women in the world, just said you had no dick and she had to fake it, is not a good thing.

His manhood is gone and his rep is ruined unless he decides to prove it.

This is too funny.Wrong. In the world where people give a damn about Jessica and Nick, Jessica is the "bad guy" in all of this. A lot of people sympathize with Nick and don't care for Simpson now. I can't see how this will help change the minds of people who already believe she's a bitch and he's a nice guy.

Sure, guys will still think she's hot. But guys don't buy her shit. Stupid broads that side with Nick buy her shit. Or at least used to.

Halfcan
08-16-2006, 03:41 PM
I keep wondering while Jessica said it hurt-I was like-I am only half way in.

hypersensitiveZO6
08-16-2006, 03:56 PM
teh.

USC fans.

Gravedigger
08-16-2006, 04:02 PM
Maybe this just shows us how unpleasable and high maintenence Jessica Simpson really is. Gimme Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba over Jessica Simpson anyday.

Calcountry
08-16-2006, 04:33 PM
Maybe this just shows us how unpleasable and high maintenence Jessica Simpson really is. Gimme Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba over Jessica Simpson anyday.What is it with the Jessica's?

Predarat
08-16-2006, 04:45 PM
Now way he could be hitting that Vanilllo gal and be small. Shes much better than Jessica!

StcChief
08-16-2006, 04:48 PM
NOTE: Nick says 'Jessica got a big ol' Hole can't feel the sides and real deep too.'

buddha
08-16-2006, 06:19 PM
Who knows and who cares? It's a classless act by blonde to say something like that, if indeed that's an accurate quote. We'd all like to believe it's real, but I wouldn't bet on it.

RJ
08-16-2006, 07:19 PM
This might explain Jessica's need for attention.


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51596

OldTownChief
08-16-2006, 07:28 PM
This might explain Jessica's need for attention.


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51596


ROFL

This thread is out of control.

Coach
08-16-2006, 07:37 PM
Heh.

KChiefsQT
08-16-2006, 07:42 PM
For the record, I've pulled the "he has a small dick" thing once before, turns out my ex is now my bf, so uhhh that didn't help me out before. For the record twice...it's FAR from small. It's just a payback diss, IMO.

Baby Lee
08-16-2006, 07:42 PM
Wrong. In the world where people give a damn about Jessica and Nick, Jessica is the "bad guy" in all of this. A lot of people sympathize with Nick and don't care for Simpson now. I can't see how this will help change the minds of people who already believe she's a bitch and he's a nice guy.

Sure, guys will still think she's hot. But guys don't buy her shit. Stupid broads that side with Nick buy her shit. Or at least used to.
I know watching their newlyweds show, that I liked looking at Jessica, but I watched because I enjoyed Nick's personality.
All the do it yourself stuff, countered by Jessica's 'hire somebody to do it for us' mentality was so me. I loved watching him and his brother renting the crane to fit the video games into the upstairs window. Loved watching him put the awards and plaques on the office wall, only to have Jess pout because they could've hired someone to create a tableau [it's just hanging crap on the wall, Jess. How hard can it be? ROFL]. His tired stare when he saw Jess' pile of undone laundry. Ignoring her whining when he was watching Longhorn games.
Jess was hot, but I identified with Nick.

Psyko Tek
08-16-2006, 08:00 PM
she forgot he couldn't get it up
and when he did he came to fast...

that is one cold bitch

hypersensitiveZO6
08-16-2006, 09:15 PM
"Each year, millions of lives could be affected by my breasts," said Simpson at a press conference in Los Angeles. "People of all ages, colors, and creeds are susceptible to them. Now it's just a matter of getting them out there for everyone to see. It's time Americans truly recognized the full size and scope of this devastating rack."

No kidding.

KcMizzou
08-16-2006, 09:53 PM
Oh my... does this thread ever shine a bright light on Dirk's insecurities.What, his name didn't tip you off?

Fire Me Boy!
08-16-2006, 09:58 PM
This might explain Jessica's need for attention.


http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51596



I am particularly affected by the slideshow... especially #6.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/51584/5

Click next in the slideshow and enjoy a partial nip slip. NSFW

whoman69
08-16-2006, 09:59 PM
This might drive away some prospective suitors that won't want to have the size of their anatomy printed in the tabloids. WTF am I talking about? She's gorgeous.

KcMizzou
08-16-2006, 10:00 PM
I know watching their newlyweds show, that I liked looking at Jessica, but I watched because I enjoyed Nick's personality.
All the do it yourself stuff, countered by Jessica's 'hire somebody to do it for us' mentality was so me. I loved watching him and his brother renting the crane to fit the video games into the upstairs window. Loved watching him put the awards and plaques on the office wall, only to have Jess pout because they could've hired someone to create a tableau [it's just hanging crap on the wall, Jess. How hard can it be? ROFL]. His tired stare when he saw Jess' pile of undone laundry. Ignoring her whining when he was watching Longhorn games.
Jess was hot, but I identified with Nick. Exactly... the guy always seemed pretty down to earth. A "guy's guy"... at least as much as a former "boy band" member can be.

KcMizzou
08-16-2006, 10:01 PM
This might drive away some prospective suitors that won't want to have the size of their anatomy printed in the tabloids. WTF am I talking about? She's gorgeous. Yeah... she may be a complete bitch, but I'd still try to hit it if I had a fraction of a chance.

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 11:07 PM
Wrong. In the world where people give a damn about Jessica and Nick, Jessica is the "bad guy" in all of this. A lot of people sympathize with Nick and don't care for Simpson now. I can't see how this will help change the minds of people who already believe she's a bitch and he's a nice guy.

Sure, guys will still think she's hot. But guys don't buy her shit. Stupid broads that side with Nick buy her shit. Or at least used to.

I disagree. How many guys actually watched that show? My GF now dislikes Nick for his "supposed" cheating on Jessica. There were rumors months before they broke up about his "alleged cheating".

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 11:10 PM
It has struck me as curious, why someone would take a moniker like you, in a Bulletin Board that is obviously 95 % male.

I liked the movie and I thought the name was funny and people would easily remember the name.

Ebolapox
08-16-2006, 11:22 PM
heh heh...

ohhhh...he took her money
now she's in need...
yeah, he's got a tiny...dick indeed
oh, he's a small dicker... tiny all the time...
gotta get enzyte (bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum)

ChiefFan31
08-16-2006, 11:36 PM
I didnt see the story posted about after clicking the link, and this is OT

BUT...

In regards to Owen Wilson being the reason for Kate Hudson's divorce..

There's no way this ends well for her. Owen might have seduced Kate, and she might be in love with him, but there's zero chance he remembers which one she is at this point. That dudes been under 1500 hundred Playmates while she's been drawing pictures of him on a skateboard with hearts around his head and writing "Kate Wilson" again and again in her notebook with the unicorn puffy stickers.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

dirk digler
08-16-2006, 11:50 PM
I didnt see the story posted about after clicking the link, and this is OT

BUT...

In regards to Owen Wilson being the reason for Kate Hudson's divorce..



ROFL ROFL ROFL


I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today

This little girls parents need to be dragged outside and beaten immediately. What kind of junkie delinquent would set their kid this close to Paris Hilton. I'd rather see my little girl between a mother alligator and her babies. And is Paris trying to sign her vagina here. Or shove the pen in there. Can she go 10 damn minutes without something or someone inside of her. Or maybe that’s where she stores stuff now. Maybe shes just putting the pen away. She’s so used up now, she’s like a kangaroo. Her vagina is basically a pouch now, for pens and candy bars. Car keys. Running shoes for the gym and water bottles. Just, whatever she might need for the day.


ROFL

This guy writes some funny shit

Demonpenz
08-17-2006, 03:18 AM
if you ever would have told me i would like nick better than j.simp. i would have laughed, but it turns out she is like that cheerleader in highschool that snorts because her pen fell off the table.

OnTheWarpath58
08-17-2006, 10:07 AM
I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today



ROFL

This guy writes some funny shit

About Lindsay Lohan today.....good stuff

Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image. A source says:

“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Geez, did I miss something. Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood? Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty. So what, she's 20. Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below. Don't be such a little diva Justin.

NaptownChief
08-17-2006, 10:44 AM
It's like the old joke of the hooker walking into the room with a guy laying their with a really small penis and she says "Who you going to please with that thing?"......Guy says "ME".

dirk digler
08-17-2006, 11:51 AM
About Lindsay Lohan today.....good stuff

Lindsay Lohan has been blacklisted and denied tickets to a Justin Timberlake concert this weekend at the House of Blues in West Hollywood because Timberlake feels any association with her is bad for his image. A source says:

“Justin’s gig will be packed with Hollywood A-listers and a lot of important names in music. The last thing his label wants is Lindsay getting hammered and making a spectacle of herself, taking attention away from Justin and his new album. He has a lot riding on his big comeback and he doesn’t need any distractions. His people reckon any association with socialite liggers* like Lindsay are bad for his image and career.”

Geez, did I miss something. Did Lindsay wake up in Vegas one day covered in some one else's blood? Fine, Lindsay is drunk and slutty. So what, she's 20. Her night will end with a line of coke and a light raping, not her flying around on a pegasus throwing tridents at the crowd below. Don't be such a little diva Justin.

I saw that this morning and laughed my ass off. I wouldn't want to be associated with Lindsay either so I think it is a smart move for Justin.

Mr. Laz
08-17-2006, 12:35 PM
now what needs to happen is that some stud on this board has to go give Jessica Simpson a really hard horse-dickin' and get it all on tape.


yep a good jessica sex tape right now would serve her right.

HolmeZz
08-17-2006, 01:03 PM
I love gossip, but I think this whole thing is phoney. I didn't see anything on the Times Magazine site about it either.

Calcountry
08-17-2006, 02:57 PM
I liked the movie and I thought the name was funny and people would easily remember the name.O.Kie doh kie.

ChiefFan31
08-17-2006, 03:43 PM
I don't really follow entertainment news much but this, http://www.wwtdd.com/ ,website is now my favorite place to go look for good celeb news.

This totally hilarious what he wrote about Paris Hilton today



ROFL

This guy writes some funny shit

Forgot to check this thread today. Yeah, I read all those last night. The Paris Hilton one might be the best. That writer is freaking funny. Im about to show some co-workers that site.

Immaculate
08-17-2006, 04:07 PM
Hilarious.

Spoonman
08-17-2006, 06:05 PM
why can't this all go away, do we really care? no.