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penguinz
08-16-2006, 01:12 PM
You are presented with a life or death situation. The only way to live is to select the correct door out of a choice of three doors. You have no knowledge of what lies behind any of the three doors.

Which one do you choose and why?

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 01:13 PM
Can I hear growling behind any of the three doors? If I place my hand on them, can I feel heat?

Mr. Laz
08-16-2006, 01:15 PM
we've reach a new low in poll dumbassery

Wile_E_Coyote
08-16-2006, 01:15 PM
can I die of old age being indecisive

Brock
08-16-2006, 01:16 PM
Whichever one is to the left.

penguinz
08-16-2006, 01:17 PM
we've reach a new low in poll dumbasseryDon;t sell yourself short. I am sure you will have an idea for a poll sometime in the near future. ;)

Can I hear growling behind any of the three doors? If I place my hand on them, can I feel heat?
No. there is no way to know what lies behind the door until you open it and either live or meet your demise.

Fish
08-16-2006, 01:20 PM
I would take Gandalf's advice, and follow my nose...

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 01:22 PM
Where are these doors? Are they in the castle of an evil king? The basement of an evil statistician? The alien ship of creatures who have two left arms and no right arms?

milkman
08-16-2006, 01:23 PM
we've reach a new low in poll dumbassery

You give him far to much credit, Laz.

This isn't dumbassery, dumbassery is usually entertaining.

This is simply inane.

JBucc
08-16-2006, 01:25 PM
I'm the only person who acutally voted

Mr. Laz
08-16-2006, 01:25 PM
You give him far to much credit, Laz.

This isn't dumbassery, dumbassery is usually entertaining.

This is simply inane.
my bad :hail:

penguinz
08-16-2006, 01:26 PM
Where are these doors? Are they in the castle of an evil king? The basement of an evil statistician? The alien ship of creatures who have two left arms and no right arms?
They are along the beach of an ocean and you are in danger of being eaten by lobstracities.

Mr. Laz
08-16-2006, 01:27 PM
I'm the only person who acutally voted
what is there to vote about?? :shrug:


most polls entertain or tell you something about the voter


this is just .......... inane

SNR
08-16-2006, 01:28 PM
I'd have Redrum pick for me, because he usually has an easy time of finding my mom in defenseless positions, according to his latest rep

Rain Man
08-16-2006, 01:29 PM
Do the doors push open or pull open? And are they hinged on the right or the left? Are they all on one long wall, or are they on a short wall where Doors #1 and #3 are in corners?

JBucc
08-16-2006, 01:31 PM
what is there to vote about?? :shrug:


I thought it was pretty clear we were voting on which door we would choose.

Fire Me Boy!
08-16-2006, 01:35 PM
Do the numbers go left to right, right to left or some random combination?

This poll was poorly constructed. And there's no Gaz option.

Wile_E_Coyote
08-16-2006, 01:43 PM
as long as the lobster creatures don't injure the hand you masturbate with, you'll be alright

~Stephen King is a hoot

Fire Me Boy!
08-16-2006, 01:45 PM
I went with Door #2 -- I don't trust the other people that voted.

penguinz
08-16-2006, 01:45 PM
Do the doors push open or pull open? And are they hinged on the right or the left? Are they all on one long wall, or are they on a short wall where Doors #1 and #3 are in corners?The Doors pull open. The hinge is on the left. Their is no wall. They stand on their own. If you walk around behind the doors they disappear. They appear in order from left to right. Their is about 3 feet between each door.

ROYC75
08-16-2006, 01:46 PM
So I have a 33.33333333333 chance to live and you won't tell me if I live or die when I vote ?

:banghead:

Fire Me Boy!
08-16-2006, 01:46 PM
I went with Door #2 -- I don't trust the other people that voted.
:banghead: DAMMIT! I chose... poorly.

Mr. Laz
08-16-2006, 01:46 PM
I thought it was pretty clear we were voting on which door we would choose.

pick a hand

penguinz
08-16-2006, 01:47 PM
as long as the lobster creatures don't injure the hand you masturbate with, you'll be alright

~Stephen King is a hootTook longer for someone to figure out where I got the idea for the poll than I thought it would.

JBucc
08-16-2006, 01:48 PM
pick a handminute

ROYC75
08-16-2006, 01:49 PM
The Doors pull open. The hinge is on the left. Their is no wall. They stand on their own. If you walk around behind the doors they disappear. They appear in order from left to right. Their is about 3 feet between each door.

And each door either leads to death or to live , one is death in hell, the other is life in reality and the last one is death in heaven.

You could have added a 4th door as a Raider fan........

5th door as a Donkey fan ...............

The 1st 3 gives you 60% chance of a better life.
:hmmm:

JohninGpt
08-16-2006, 01:57 PM
Turn around and go back, those odds suck.