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Over-Head
08-20-2006, 10:44 AM
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the
Canadian Rockies, were an American guy, a Canadian
guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
German girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The German girl thinks: That American guy must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped
the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
just so I can smack the American again. ROFL

StcChief
08-20-2006, 10:50 AM
Gonna be a very long season for the Faiders.

burt
08-20-2006, 10:58 AM
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the
Canadian Rockies, were an American guy, a Canadian
guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
German girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The German girl thinks: That American guy must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped
the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
just so I can smack the American again. ROFL

ROFL ROFL ROFL

Bwana
08-20-2006, 11:00 AM
:shake: Someone is hitting the ditchweed again.

burt
08-20-2006, 11:05 AM
:shake:

ROFL ROFL

"and the volley is returned...."

ILikeBigTiddys
08-20-2006, 11:13 AM
F u ( |< Canadians

Bwana
08-20-2006, 11:16 AM
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions.

The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Heh! :Bwana:

burt
08-20-2006, 11:22 AM
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions.

The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Heh! :Bwana:

funny, but your first return was better

Count Zarth
08-20-2006, 11:23 AM
Eh

Over-Head
08-20-2006, 11:25 AM
:shake: Someone is hitting the ditchweed again.

who me?? :bong:

Over-Head
08-20-2006, 11:26 AM
F u ( |< Canadians
STFU n00b

Demonpenz
08-20-2006, 11:28 AM
what do you call a canadian on chiefsplanet? I don't know I don't talk to ****ing them

burt
08-20-2006, 11:28 AM
STFU n00b

a n00b with a good name though...

milkman
08-20-2006, 11:31 AM
The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
just so I can smack the American again. ROFL

So Canadians are little bitches that slap real men, but only in the dark.

The Dude Abides
08-20-2006, 12:43 PM
So Canadians are little bitches that slap real men, but only in the dark.
That about sums it up.

Bearcat
08-20-2006, 12:49 PM
Two Canadians are sitting in a bar, and getting bored. They decide to play 20 questions.

The first Canadian tries to think of a word and after a little pondering comes up with the word: moosecock.

The second Canadian tries his first question, "Is it something good to eat?"

The first guy thinks a moment then laughs and replies "Sure, I suppose you could eat it."

The second Canadian says, "Is it a moosecock?

Heh! :Bwana:


Lois: Hey I know, lets play a game. Now I'm thinking of a movie.
Meg: Is it an action movie?
Chris: Who's in the movie?
Peter: Wait, is it a good movie?
Lois: Eh, it has its moments.
Peter: Cool Runnings
Lois: Yep!

ChiefaRoo
08-20-2006, 01:49 PM
Hey you guys lay off the Canadians. Except for the Frenchies in Quebec they're just like us.... like our little brothers..... you know.... our little retarded brothers that you have to look out for because otherwise they'd get their asses kicked by the rest of the world.

ENDelt260
08-20-2006, 01:54 PM
Do other Canadians even claim Newfies?

burt
08-20-2006, 01:54 PM
That about sums it up.

I have met some bad ass Canadians....

Rausch
08-20-2006, 02:38 PM
So Canadians are little bitches that slap real men, but only in the dark.
ROFL

ChiefaRoo
08-20-2006, 02:39 PM
Gotta watch those beady eyed Canucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4or3VAqmo&search=daily%20show%20immigration

Bwana
08-20-2006, 02:46 PM
Gotta watch those beady eyed Canucks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4or3VAqmo&search=daily%20show%20immigration
Funny stuff right there. ROFL

Zebedee DuBois
08-20-2006, 03:45 PM
Does the color red in the Canadian flag represent freezer burn?

Skip Towne
08-20-2006, 04:15 PM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....
Anne Murray?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-20-2006, 04:17 PM
Hey you guys lay off the Canadians. Except for the Frenchies in Quebec they're just like us.... like our little brothers..... you know.... our little retarded brothers that you have to look out for because otherwise they'd get their asses kicked by the rest of the world.


I was about to type the same thing. ROFL

Skip Towne
08-20-2006, 04:19 PM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....
Shania Twain?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-20-2006, 04:23 PM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....



Dave Foley?

Bwana
08-20-2006, 04:42 PM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....

Celine Dion?

ChiefaRoo
08-20-2006, 05:03 PM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....


Like Michael J Fox?

Over-Head
08-21-2006, 10:00 AM
Anne Murray?
Bout time ya came back you crusty old bastage.:p
And just for the record, even us Canucks from Nova Scotia can't F'ING stand Anne Murray:cuss: and that fuggen little snow bird

Stinger
08-21-2006, 10:17 AM
.

http://chiefcollective.com/images/blame-canada.jpg.

Lzen
08-21-2006, 10:24 AM
Sitting together on a train, travelling through the
Canadian Rockies, were an American guy, a Canadian
guy, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde
German girl with large breasts.

The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds
later there is the sound of a loud slap. When the
train emerges from the tunnel, the American has a
bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old Greek lady thinks: The American guy must have groped the
blonde in the dark and she slapped his cheek.

The German girl thinks: That American guy must have
tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled
the old lady and she slapped his cheek.

The American thinks: The Canadian guy must have groped
the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but
missed and got me instead.

The Canadian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel,
just so I can smack the American again. ROFL

I'm guessing that only a Canadian would find this humorous.
:rolleyes:

HemiEd
08-21-2006, 10:30 AM
I have met some bad ass Canadians....

Micheal Weir, a left handed version of Corey Pavin.

StcChief
08-21-2006, 12:30 PM
Proud to be Canadian

One thing missing here....



EH

burt
08-21-2006, 12:36 PM
Has no heard of Georges St. Claire???? Big Daddy....tell them!!!