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Rain Man
08-21-2006, 09:20 PM
Seriously. It will. Check this out. I lost my doorbell in the current remodeling project, so I just bought this one.

Anyone got any suggestions on what my first doorbell noise should be?

http://www.security2010.us/cd_recordable_dh845e.htm

Sports fans! Music lovers! The DH845 is a chime you won't want to miss! Record your favorite song or piece of music to hear when your door bell rings. Record the roar of a lion, your college fight song. This new product from Dimango Carlon features fantastic CD quality chime sound. The internal microphone allows you to record music or voice messages. Also included is the external jack cord that plugs into computer, radio or CD player. Be creative, have fun, and never miss another visitor with our Record-A-Chime! Records up to 10 seconds of your favorite tune or sound. You may also select from two pre-recorded tunes, ding-dong or Westminster Chimes. Authentic wood cover.

http://www.security2010.us/images/cd_dh845_security.gif

Features:

Superior sound and authentic chime styling add an elegant touch to any home.
Large 4" Speaker - 30% louder than standard wireless chimes
with beautiful, rich sound.
Plays 3 sounds:
Your recorded tune
Ding Dong
Westminster Chime Click To Hear Sound!
You may obtain free sounds at the following website: Free Sounds - Click Here
Single, Two or Three Door Operation
DO NOT use lighted buttons
Uses (4) "AA" alkaline batteries (not included)
Dimensions:
26" Long with Tubes
8 3/4" Long w/o Tubes
10 3/4 Wide
4 1/2" Deep
Five year warranty

CHENZ A!
08-21-2006, 09:28 PM
P.O.D- Here comes the Boom. :shrug:

Rain Man
08-21-2006, 09:29 PM
I'm thinking of starting out with a clip of that phone call in Pulp Fiction that's something like, "Zeb? It's Maynard. The spider just caught a couple of flies."

Al Bundy
08-21-2006, 10:08 PM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/imawalkingcorpse/redneckdoorbell.jpg
Yep.. here's Rainmans new doorbell.

Bugeater
08-21-2006, 10:26 PM
I'd go with "For whom the bell tolls" by Metallica.

stevieray
08-22-2006, 12:15 AM
Hells Bellls by AC/DC

TinyEvel
08-22-2006, 01:38 AM
All of the above are pretty cool, but you should open it up to the Planeteers. We can submit MP3's and you can load the one you like best in there. I do a wicked "baw-chicka-baw" 70's air-bass lick.

Your wife will LOVE it!

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2006, 02:04 AM
You should put like 3 shotgun shots for your doorbell. Your guests will love you.

TinyEvel
08-22-2006, 02:05 AM
Or a teenage girl, barfing!

Mr. Flopnuts
08-22-2006, 02:08 AM
Or a teenage girl, barfing!


Right after the sound of a grunting pig

TinyEvel
08-22-2006, 02:10 AM
Or, a grunting pig!

Nah, go for the shotgun thing.
But just the sound of a shotgun cocking.

chagrin
08-22-2006, 05:12 AM
I think you should have audio of "Sfinkta", I always thought that would be hilarious, well in a weird sort of way. You see, it says "sfinkta", so you can press the doorbell over and over and it will go like, "sfinkta...sfinkta, sfinkta, sfinkta"

yeah, do that one

chagrin
08-22-2006, 05:13 AM
Or this one

chagrin
08-22-2006, 05:15 AM
Or this one

Simplex3
08-22-2006, 05:55 AM
Much like I prefer
phones to go "ring, ring"
I like my doorbells
to go "ding, ding"

patteeu
08-22-2006, 06:18 AM
That's an awesome doorbell!

patteeu
08-22-2006, 06:25 AM
Can't You Hear Me Knockin' - The Rolling Stones
I Hear You Knockin' - Dave Edmunds
My Doorbell - The White Stripes

Dartgod
08-22-2006, 06:41 AM
Duh! The obvious answer is a clip of Mitch Holtus, with his trademark "TOUCHDOWN, KAN-SAS CITY!"

Bugeater
08-22-2006, 07:13 AM
After the "I'm in labor on your front porch" scam, you should have considered one that delivers a mild electric shock to the visitor.

PastorMikH
08-22-2006, 07:13 AM
There are times when I would like to have one that when someone pushes the button in yells "GO AWAY!"

Vegas_Dave
08-22-2006, 09:10 AM
Rocky Theme Song

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 09:17 AM
For those about to rock . . FIRE!!! . . we sa-lute you.

Fried Meat Ball!
08-22-2006, 09:19 AM
I'm going to get one that plays Rock & Roll Part 2... I really hope Gary Glitter doesn't get a royalty every time someone comes to my door.

luv
08-22-2006, 09:35 AM
OH! OH!

Go for the sheep!

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 09:49 AM
The sound of a gong seems appropriate.

dtebbe
08-22-2006, 10:10 AM
How about this:
Doorbell Song (http://stopwatches.com/pix/salty.mp3)

DT

morphius
08-22-2006, 10:57 AM
Air Raid Siren?

DaFace
08-22-2006, 11:00 AM
The sound of a gong seems appropriate.

Oooh...that would be fun. But only if it's got good enough sound to sound somewhat authentic. Then you could answer your door in traditional Indonesian garb.

Count Zarth
08-22-2006, 11:01 AM
http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/4066/a2b5dd906fb985c50ad9b237f726399auz0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Wile_E_Coyote
08-22-2006, 11:33 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y260/imawalkingcorpse/redneckdoorbell.jpg
Yep.. here's Rainmans new doorbell.
http://67.18.68.69/BB/showthread.php?t=146008

Demonpenz
08-22-2006, 11:33 AM
blazing saddles /where all the white woman at?