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BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 10:19 AM
In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths or no faith, to recognize these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters


ROFL

luv
08-22-2006, 10:27 AM
In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths or no faith, to recognize these four Religious Truths:

1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.
4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters


ROFL
What? Hooters is a perfectly logical place to find Baptists! We all know how highly they regard their fried chicken. I've heard Hooters has good chicken wings. Okay, so it's a weak connection.

chagrin
08-22-2006, 10:32 AM
That should win you another rep point from the DC freaks
:rolleyes:

Inspector
08-22-2006, 10:32 AM
ok

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 10:34 AM
What? Hooters is a perfectly logical place to find Baptists!


Keep "logical" outta this one! Geesh! The poor guy! :)

Fish
08-22-2006, 10:38 AM
I've heard Hooters has good chicken wings.

This is a terrible misconception.... usually created by men who feel they need an excuse(other than boobies) to go to Hooters.....

luv
08-22-2006, 10:43 AM
This is a terrible misconception.... usually created by men who feel they need an excuse(other than boobies) to go to Hooters.....
A friend of mine's daughter applied at Hooters. She literally told them, "I don't have a lot up top, but my ass would look great in those shorts."

htismaqe
08-22-2006, 10:53 AM
This is a terrible misconception.... usually created by men who feel they need an excuse(other than boobies) to go to Hooters.....

Actually, "they have great wings" is generally the excuse used to JUSTIFY going to Hooters to look at boobies...

I have friends that meet there every Tuesday. To this day, I don't understand why.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 11:01 AM
I have friends that meet there every Tuesday. To this day, I don't understand why.

Closet Baptists perhaps? :hmmm: :p

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 11:03 AM
A friend of mine's daughter applied at Hooters. She literally told them, "I don't have a lot up top, but my ass would look great in those shorts."
This post is worthless without pics.

MichaelH
08-22-2006, 11:03 AM
Closet Baptists perhaps? :hmmm: :p

No, closet Baptists meet on Saturday night. Or is it the Catholics? :hmmm:

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 11:05 AM
Those wings are teh suhck.

They just opened another Hooters in downtown Derrty, and I was dropping off some filing across the street at the Wainwright Bldg, and it was dinner time, so I placed an order to go [with whatever their hottest sauce was] and went to do my filing. Picked it up, took it home.
Worthless, I've had better at effing Sam's Club for free.

Lesson learned, Johnnie's is the place to go.

StcChief
08-22-2006, 11:25 AM
Actually, "they have great wings" is generally the excuse used to JUSTIFY going to Hooters to look at boobies...

I have friends that meet there every Tuesday. To this day, I don't understand why.

To see if anyone they know there got a boob job. :p

Next to talk about and go compare/contrast.

Demonpenz
08-22-2006, 12:36 PM
i think a pitcher of beer at crumby hooters is like 7 bucks too. I ususally just go to a waterhole and bring a hooters calendar

Count Alex's Losses
08-22-2006, 12:39 PM
I went to BW3 for the first time ever the other day.

The Crispy Southwest Dippers tasted like ass.

The wings were okay, but I shouldn't have picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Cochise
08-22-2006, 12:53 PM
Hooters wings are terrible.

Saulbadguy
08-22-2006, 12:55 PM
How come anytime anyone talks about Hooters, they have to bring up the "good" wings?

It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.

bogie
08-22-2006, 01:00 PM
I went to BW3 for the first time ever the other day.

The Crispy Southwest Dippers tasted like ass

The wings were okay, but I shouldn't have picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Do you throw lobs on purpose?

Cochise
08-22-2006, 01:03 PM
I... picked the parmesan garlic sauce.

Woman.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 04:53 PM
It's like people talking about Playboy and how great the articles are.
Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Adept Havelock
08-22-2006, 05:00 PM
Well, come to think of it, Playboy actually does have some great articles.
Even I've read some of theirs.

Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy? :hmmm:

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 05:04 PM
Wait a minute... There are articles in Playboy? :hmmm:
Guess, only the women take to them. :)

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 06:01 PM
Hooters wings are terrible.
:hmmm: So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 06:09 PM
:hmmm: So, you're admitting that the breasts are great?
You know, I'm not what you'd call a breast man, I'll take Gwen Stefani over someone less fit with a bigger rack. And foobs are a turnoff. But every once in a while I catch sight of a great natural pair, and I gotta admit, they're glorious.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 06:12 PM
Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 06:19 PM
Thank you for tellin' me that,but what's a "foob"...fake ones?
yeah, in the 'vernacular' a contraction of fake boobs.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 06:23 PM
Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 06:32 PM
Here's my take on fakes:

If they're done naturally,to scale for a woman's build and not too big...they can be fine for an improvement. But too many don't do that. They wanna look like porn stars.

I don't know what on God's green earth anyone would want them the size of Pam Anderson. When you wear a T-shirt, they just make a gal look like a tank on top.
My take, unless you are a carpenter's dream, or in 'the biz,' or of course a mastectomy survivor, foobs say more about your insecurity than any improvement in proportion can make up for.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 06:41 PM
I think it can be true but not necessarily or true to a degree.

Society enforces looks on a woman as being important...even if just from a fashion point of view. So it affects how a woman feels about herself to a greater or lesser degree individually, which is far less so for a man. We feel better if we feel we look good...doesn't have to be movie star good looks for this to be true though. Degrees of vanity is a factor, not just insecurity.

At one point in my life I would NEVER go out without some makeup on for instance. Now I'll at least run to the store without any or even with wet hair just because it's easier.