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Iron Chef
08-22-2006, 10:46 AM
I stole this from a radio show.

Would you rather have a super model for a girlfriend and have the worst sex life ever with out the possibility of improvement or have an ugly girlfriend with the most amazing sex life imaginable.

Predarat
08-22-2006, 10:49 AM
An ugly girlfriend with the most amazing sex life imaginable. Looks are only skin deep, its all pink in the middle and nothing beats some good passionate hot sweaty steamy sex.

Simplex3
08-22-2006, 10:50 AM
#2, hands down. What good is a sports car constantly up on the lift being repaired?

pr_capone
08-22-2006, 10:53 AM
#2.... but only if I can be thinking about Taco John while I'm doing it. :D

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 10:53 AM
That's too easy... ugly.

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 10:53 AM
I stole this from a radio show.

Would you rather have a super model for a girlfriend and have the worst sex life ever with out the possibility of improvement or have an ugly girlfriend with the most amazing sex life imaginable.
What do you mean by ugly?
Plain Jane?
Butterface?
Rhonda Moss?
Whitlock?

How ugly are we talking?

Pitt Gorilla
08-22-2006, 10:54 AM
What do you mean by ugly?
Plain Jane?
Butterface?
Rhonda Moss?
Whitlock?

How ugly are we talking?Good perspective. Rhonda would be too much.

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 10:55 AM
What do you mean by ugly?
Plain Jane?
Butterface?
Rhonda Moss?
Whitlock?

How ugly are we talking?
Ok... I'm gonna change my answer... Plane Jane/Butterface, I'll go with them and the amazing sex. Rhonda Moss/Whitlock... I'm going with the hot chick and cheating on her.

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 10:58 AM
Good perspective. Rhonda would be too much.
Now you know Rhonda could slurp your junk until you were seeing visions and your whole body vibrated like fine quartz.

pr_capone
08-22-2006, 10:59 AM
Now you know Rhonda could slurp your junk until you were seeing visions and your whole body vibrated like fine quartz.
ROFL

Predarat
08-22-2006, 11:02 AM
... I'm going with the hot chick and cheating on her.
Best answer yet!!! ROFL

Iowanian
08-22-2006, 11:04 AM
You can hide ugly with the lights off.


Would you rather.....
go down on dense for 5 minutes or jam 2' of rusty barbed wire into your peehole.

Gonzo
08-22-2006, 11:07 AM
You can hide ugly with the lights off.


Would you rather.....
go down on dense for 5 minutes or jam 2' of rusty barbed wire into your peehole.


ROFL Beauty is but a light-switch away.

DMAC
08-22-2006, 11:08 AM
I would say the hot chick, cause it would get real tiring being made fun of by all your friends being with that ugly chick.

PS: There's always porn.

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 11:08 AM
ROFL Beauty is but a light-switch away.
A light switch don't change what Whitlock's hiding in his folds.

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 11:09 AM
I would say the hot chick, cause it would get real tiring being made fun of by all your friends being with that ugly chick.

PS: There's always porn.
All your guy friends would understand if you said, "Yeah, she's ugly, but she's the finest **** I've ever had."

Gonzo
08-22-2006, 11:10 AM
A light switch don't change what Whitlock's hiding in his folds.


I bet its chicken and waffles.

luv
08-22-2006, 11:12 AM
Hot chicks can get any guy they want. They won't appreciate you. To them, you are disposable. An ugly chick will jump through hoops to keep you satisfied. She also won't take you for granted.

Iowanian
08-22-2006, 11:13 AM
Ibeing made fun of by all your friends being with that ugly chick.
.

I don't know very many guys out of college who really give a crap what their friends think of the way their woman looks. It should have nothing to do with your decision.


"hey Iowanian, your hypothetical woman is old and looks like Betty White...gross"

"kiss my ass....she's worth 3 billion dollars, has an enlarged heart, goes to sleep after wheel of fortune, has a 6 car garage, her teeth come out, and her parkinson's makes her mouth quiver like its got a silk blender in it."

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 11:13 AM
I bet its chicken and waffles.
Gates' burnt ends. And beans. :Lin:

Fire Me Boy!
08-22-2006, 11:14 AM
Hot chicks can get any guy they want. They won't appreciate you. To them, you are disposable. An ugly chick will jump through hoops to keep you satisfied. She also won't take you for granted.
That's true. They work harder.

Wile_E_Coyote
08-22-2006, 11:17 AM
unless super models are your norm, she should be good for several toe curlers. Then move on

sedated
08-22-2006, 11:19 AM
The super-model.

"Don't you see? Women like that are like, members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city. People like me have not been inside in thousands of years. But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own! My hands been stamped! I come and go as I please!"

DJJasonp
08-22-2006, 11:28 AM
Super model.....here's the logic....think of all the residual p**** you would get....girls see guys with hot girls and start to wonder what's up....and girls are also jealous and calculating......hence, many, many of her hot friends (because hot people have hot friends) will be interested in YOU.....and you remain a happy man.....

vailpass
08-22-2006, 11:37 AM
Both.
You keep a hot girlfriend to please the eye, be on your arm while attending business functions, give you beautiful children.

You keep a naughty little **** monkey on the side; one that takes your 2:00 a.m. call with pleasure and dives in with gusto as soon as you walk in the door. You don't street her unless it's in an out-of-the-way part of town.

Duh, it's the American way.

Demonpenz
08-22-2006, 11:46 AM
How much money a year do these girls make?

dollar1
08-22-2006, 12:40 PM
I've never seen a pic of Rhonda. Anybody got one?

~back under rock~


second thought, maybe I don't from the sounds of it??

chagrin
08-22-2006, 12:44 PM
I've never seen a pic of Rhonda. Anybody got one?

~back under rock~


second thought, maybe I don't from the sounds of it??

NOOOOO!!!!

Don't do it brother, I posted that very same thing once, I am still recovering

ChiefsFire
08-22-2006, 12:49 PM
there is no such thing as bad sex...just no sex

id take the hot chick and masterbate as needed...pretty much how it works right now for me anyway

Iron Chef
08-22-2006, 12:51 PM
OK let me reset this, if you pick the super model there can be no cheating you have to be with the cold fish and nothing else.

Demonpenz
08-22-2006, 12:52 PM
are we talking about a bass cold fish, because they have huge mouths!

Saulbadguy
08-22-2006, 12:52 PM
Don't you see? Women like that are like, members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city. People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.. But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own! My hands been stamped! I come and go as I please!

Demonpenz
08-22-2006, 12:55 PM
ah sauls married his days of choosing anything are over.

Saulbadguy
08-22-2006, 12:56 PM
ah sauls married his days of choosing anything are over.
They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Logical
08-22-2006, 12:59 PM
You can hide ugly with the lights off.


Would you rather.....
go down on dense for 5 minutes or jam 2' of rusty barbed wire into your peehole.Now there is a choice I am not making. Either way you are going to want to cut off your junk when it is over.

dollar1
08-22-2006, 01:01 PM
I went to the 610 site and she doesn't have a picture listed. Only an old cartoon pic.

This is the start of her bio:

It was a tough decision but I feel I made the right choice when I chose to give up being a super model to concentrate on my sports radio career. I found though that I can use many of the lessons that I learned on the runways of Paris in my work covering the Kansas City sports scene.

I guess curosity kills the cat :cuss:

~back under rock~

ChiefsFire
08-22-2006, 01:04 PM
I went to the 610 site and she doesn't have a picture listed. Only an old cartoon pic.

This is the start of her bio:



I guess curosity kills the cat :cuss:

~back under rock~
someone just post that damn pic and get it over with...

sedated
08-22-2006, 01:05 PM
be with the hot one for a while.

take plenty of picutres together.

break-up, and claim that she was your fiance, but died from licking poisonous wedding invitation envelopes.

gain access to the secret city of supermodels (also a meat-packing plant during daylight)

sedated
08-22-2006, 01:09 PM
(post 23)
The super-model.

"Don't you see? Women like that are like, members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city. People like me have not been inside in thousands of years. But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own! My hands been stamped! I come and go as I please!"

(post 32)
Don't you see? Women like that are like, members of a secret tribe living in a forbidden city. People like me have not been inside in thousands of years.. But with this, it's like I've already been with one of her own! My hands been stamped! I come and go as I please!

some people obviously think alike

(or have watched too much damn seinfeld)

boogblaster
08-22-2006, 01:09 PM
Ive never seen a ugly naked chic...BOOG BOOGIES IN THE DARK....

Saulbadguy
08-22-2006, 01:10 PM
(post 23)


(post 32)


some people obviously think alike

(or have watched too much damn seinfeld)
My mistake, I should have searched. Although I got a second quote in after that.

SCTrojan
08-22-2006, 01:16 PM
Would you rather have a super model for a girlfriend and have the worst sex life ever with out the possibility of improvement or have an ugly girlfriend with the most amazing sex life imaginable.

I'm going to go with a hunch here, but I imagine after a while the good looking one would get pretty ugly and the ugly one would begin to look pretty freaking good.

Just a guess, though.

way2kalm
08-22-2006, 01:26 PM
there is no such thing as bad sex...just no sex

id take the hot chick and masterbate as needed...pretty much how it works right now for me anyway

You must be married! I feel your pain...everything but the masterbation part.

ck_IN
08-22-2006, 01:29 PM
With the lights off or when done from behind they all look pretty much alike. I'd take the hot homely chic.

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 01:38 PM
They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?
Well how was your day!?

Iowanian
08-22-2006, 02:32 PM
I don't think this is a realistic problem to have to deal with.

Most of you aren't handsome or rich enough to get a hot chic, and too fat and out of shape to have the stamina to keep up with the ugly nympho.

Steve Sewell
08-22-2006, 02:39 PM
Using the hot chick to make relatively hot chicks think I'm the man, and then banging them.