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|Zach|
08-22-2006, 01:45 PM
I am filling out the "next of kin" filed in my profile just in case anything happens...

Count Alex's Wins
08-22-2006, 01:47 PM
Better than being stalked by Florida Bronco.

DMAC
08-22-2006, 01:48 PM
He's just looking.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 01:49 PM
Better than being stalked by Florida Bronco.
Another fact.

Count Alex's Wins
08-22-2006, 01:50 PM
Another fact: I adblocked your gay sig.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 02:17 PM
Another fact: I adblocked your gay sig.
I will sleep ok tonight.

luv
08-22-2006, 02:20 PM
Hey Zach. How's the new job going?

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 02:21 PM
Hey Zach. How's the new job going?
Pretty damn good. Nice folks...I think I will fit in pretty well.

Hydrae
08-22-2006, 02:21 PM
Sorry, what is your proof? You state this as a fact but I see nothing to support this accusation.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 02:23 PM
Sorry, what is your proof? You state this as a fact but I see nothing to support this accusation.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!!! errr truth.

Iowanian
08-22-2006, 02:26 PM
Stop trying to use your cool Chachi moves to get into his girlfriend's tailpipe, and he might leave you alone, Potsi.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 03:24 PM
I make things happen.

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 03:25 PM
I will present the facts and let the Planet decide. I go shopping at the Super Wal-mart less than a mile from my house and run into Zach. Said Wal-mart is approximately 5 miles from Zach's neighborhood.

Today I run into Zach in the parking lot where I work. Now, I ask the Planet, who is the stalker? ROFL

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 03:26 PM
Look, I am sorry Jim. I am just not taking any applications for stalkers these days.

DMAC
08-22-2006, 03:27 PM
I will present the facts and let the Planet decide. I go shopping at the Super Wal-mart less than a mile from my house and run into Zach. Said Wal-mart is approximately 5 miles from Zach's neighborhood.

Today I run into Zach in the parking lot where I work. Now, I ask the Planet, who is the stalker? ROFLSounds like you guys are just "soul mates"

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 03:28 PM
Look, I am sorry Jim. I am just not taking any applications for stalkers these days.
Look, I recognize that I have a body that appeals to both genders but I'm not teh ghey. You've got to let this obsession go.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 03:30 PM
Look, I recognize that I have a body that appeals to both genders but I'm not teh ghey. You've got to let this obsession go.
I am banning you.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 03:30 PM
I needed residential parking permits. Yeehaw!

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 03:30 PM
I am banning you.
ROFL

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 03:40 PM
I needed residential parking permits. Yeehaw!
I used to live in that neighborhood. 1111 E. Loren.

|Zach|
08-22-2006, 03:42 PM
I used to live in that neighborhood. 1111 E. Loren.
whoa, thats very very very close to my current place.

Iowanian
08-22-2006, 03:57 PM
It sounds like Zach is just trying to make sure Jim is at work....so he can slip over for a nooner.


Its really not that much different than my game plan, if some asshole from out of state buys our best hunting land out from under us. On weekends, I'm going to call them from a pay phone....If he's home....I'm going hunting.

Calcountry
08-22-2006, 04:28 PM
It sounds like Zach is just trying to make sure Jim is at work....so he can slip over for a nooner.


Its really not that much different than my game plan, if some asshole from out of state buys our best hunting land out from under us. On weekends, I'm going to call them from a pay phone....If he's home....I'm going hunting.That would work fine until he hired a caretaker.

Raiderhader
08-22-2006, 04:38 PM
I will present the facts and let the Planet decide. I go shopping at the Super Wal-mart less than a mile from my house and run into Zach. Said Wal-mart is approximately 5 miles from Zach's neighborhood.

Today I run into Zach in the parking lot where I work. Now, I ask the Planet, who is the stalker? ROFL


From my own personal experience, if he's at your work place, he's the stalker.

sedated
08-22-2006, 04:44 PM
Another fact: I adblocked your gay sig.

ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
08-22-2006, 04:45 PM
You folks don't know anything about stalking.

Mr. Kotter
08-22-2006, 04:51 PM
Pretty damn good. Nice folks...I think I will fit in pretty well.
New job, eh? Are you still going to SMS--or MSU (or whatever they are calling it now?) I must have missed this (along with your promotion to mod) in my sparse appearances of late....

Link to a thread with details, so I don't ask redundant questions? :hmmm:

Bob Dole
08-22-2006, 04:55 PM
I will present the facts and let the Planet decide. I go shopping at the Super Wal-mart less than a mile from my house and run into Zach. Said Wal-mart is approximately 5 miles from Zach's neighborhood.

Oddly enough, you know where Zach lives and the distance between his residence and retail establishments.

Calcountry
08-22-2006, 05:05 PM
You folks don't know anything about stalking.Tell us Chiefie, how is it done?



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Count Alex's Wins
08-22-2006, 05:15 PM
YOU JERK! WE TAKE 3 OUT OF 3 FROM DETROIT AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO DROP A COUPLE! NOW WE LOST TO TAMPA FRIGGIN' BAY! ARRRRRRRGH!

JimNasium
08-22-2006, 05:56 PM
Oddly enough, you know where Zach lives and the distance between his residence and retail establishments.He does live on my old street and I love Mapquest. Stalker? No. Obsessive-compulsive? Likely.

Calcountry
08-22-2006, 06:14 PM
YOU JERK! WE TAKE 3 OUT OF 3 FROM DETROIT AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO DROP A COUPLE! NOW WE LOST TO TAMPA FRIGGIN' BAY! ARRRRRRRGH!How did you like the scoreboard watching yesterday? Down 8-0 in the second inning, and we WIN! lol.

Its just starting to get a little tense eh?

Dinny Blues
08-22-2006, 06:26 PM
Okay, I have a question here.

Does Skip think I should spend $110.00 to put a performance chip in this new old van I got so I can supercharge my air conditioner where my lips will turn blue and still pull a small trailer with band equipment?

And one more, if I may.....

Was that a run-on sentence?

Dinny

Zebedee DuBois
08-22-2006, 06:33 PM
Okay, I have a question here.

Does Skip think I should spend $110.00 to put a performance chip in this new old van I got so I can supercharge my air conditioner where my lips will turn blue and still pull a small trailer with band equipment?

And one more, if I may.....

Was that a run-on sentence?

Dinny


If your lips are turning blue while you are in they van, that means that the exhaust is leaking into the interior. (no....wait...carbon monoxide makes you turn red....it's cyanide that makes you turn blue. Isn't that right? you know... because the cyanide binds the hemoglobin in your blood making it unable to carry the oxygen?(run on sentence))

Dinny Blues
08-22-2006, 06:57 PM
If your lips are turning blue while you are in they van, that means that the exhaust is leaking into the interior. (no....wait...carbon monoxide makes you turn red....it's cyanide that makes you turn blue. Isn't that right? you know... because the cyanide binds the hemoglobin in your blood making it unable to carry the oxygen?(run on sentence))


Naw, what I'm talkin' about is the air conditioner in this POS 1970 Oldsmobile that had bad brakes and an air conditioner that turned peoples' lips blue. I could make a tray of ice cubes on the dashboard in less than 60 minutes on an August afternnoon.

I don't think it had anything to do with science.

Dinny

Skip Towne
08-22-2006, 07:30 PM
Okay, I have a question here.

Does Skip think I should spend $110.00 to put a performance chip in this new old van I got so I can supercharge my air conditioner where my lips will turn blue and still pull a small trailer with band equipment?

And one more, if I may.....

Was that a run-on sentence?

Dinny
That was a run on and on and on sentence. Performance chip? Never heard of such a thing. My '93 Astro's air gets down to 50 degrees but the '88 will only get down to 60. Don't know why.

Jenny Gump
08-22-2006, 09:15 PM
He does live on my old street and I love Mapquest. Stalker? No. Obsessive-compulsive? Likely.

Is there something you want to tell me??

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 10:48 PM
NOW WE LOST TO TAMPA FRIGGIN' BAY! ARRRRRRRGH!
Shiver me timbers, scalliwagin' injuns wound up walkin' da' plank in Tampa Bay!