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BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 01:01 PM
If only women knew what men were really thinking, there wouldn't be half the games played. :Poke:

I am hungry = I am hungry
I am sleepy = I am sleepy
I am tired = I am tired
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now! :hump:
I am bored = Do you want to have sex? :hump:
May I have this dance? I'd like to have sex with you. :hump:
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you. :hump:
Do you want to go to a movie = I'd like to have sex with you. :hump:
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd like to have sex with you. :hump:
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay. :eek:


:redface: :o)

Predarat
08-22-2006, 01:05 PM
If you all would just suck it up and jump in the sack with us without dinner, dancing, phones, love, and movies it wouldnt be a problem.

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 01:05 PM
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Spicy McHaggis
08-22-2006, 01:22 PM
Hey at least it's easy to learn the "Men's English". The "Women's English" handy pocket translator is at least 3000 pages long. Making it a very bad pocket translator. Because it's so large.

MOhillbilly
08-22-2006, 01:24 PM
Hey at least it's easy to learn the "Men's English". The "Women's English" handy pocket translator is at least 3000 pages long. Making it a very bad pocket translator. Because it's so large.
you havent bought the easy version yet?

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 01:25 PM
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
You just want sex! :harumph:

Moooo
08-22-2006, 01:27 PM
Hey at least it's easy to learn the "Men's English". The "Women's English" handy pocket translator is at least 3000 pages long. Making it a very bad pocket translator. Because it's so large.

They tried to make a digital one, but whenever you put in a phrase all it would say is, "If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask this question," and then it would shut itself off and not come back on for 48 hours.

Moooo

Spicy McHaggis
08-22-2006, 01:30 PM
They tried to make a digital one, but whenever you put in a phrase all it would say is, "If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask this question," and then it would shut itself off and not come back on for 48 hours.

Moooo


ROFL

Nicely done.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 01:33 PM
They tried to make a digital one, but whenever you put in a phrase all it would say is, "If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask this question," and then it would shut itself off and not come back on for 48 hours.

Moooo
I gotta also admit, I can't stop laughing at this, Moo. :LOL:
And to think of how true it is too! :sulk:

ck_IN
08-22-2006, 01:57 PM
<i>You just want sex! </i>

You say it like it's a bad thing!

Tatertot13
08-22-2006, 02:06 PM
I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Baby Lee, are you trying to say that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?

big nasty kcnut
08-22-2006, 02:10 PM
I like mine it's come take a magical mystery tour inside my pants.

morphius
08-22-2006, 02:20 PM
They tried to make a digital one, but whenever you put in a phrase all it would say is, "If you really knew me, you wouldn't have to ask this question," and then it would shut itself off and not come back on for 48 hours.

Moooo
I'd just be surprised they got the code to compile using no logic.

ck_IN
08-22-2006, 02:31 PM
<i>I'd just be surprised they got the code to compile using no logic.</i>

They'd have to us an artifcial intelligence compiler since artificial is the best way to describe a woman's thought process.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 02:45 PM
Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time. ROFL

Q: What is the thinnest book in the world?
A: "What men know about women."

Q:What is the thickest book in the world?
A: What Men Think They Know About Women"

Q: What did God say after creating man?
A: I can do better. ROFL

chagrin
08-22-2006, 02:48 PM
Someone's off the wagon again

chagrin
08-22-2006, 02:48 PM
And actually there would be half the games played, in theory

Bacon Cheeseburger
08-22-2006, 03:25 PM
Jeez, did someone wake up hating men today?

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 03:48 PM
Jeez, did someone wake up hating men today?

It's just a joke. :p Come on it's all in fun. I think what's said about the women here is hilarious.

Raiderhader
08-22-2006, 03:52 PM
A guy is walking along the beach one day and comes across this old lamp. He picks it up and dusts it off and out pops a genie. The tells the guy he will grant him one wish, so the guy thinks about it for a couple of minutes and says that he has always thought it would be cool to drive from California to Hawaii, so how about a bridge that would connect the two states? The genie tells him it would be virtually impossible, the distance, the depth of the ocean, ect. Try something else. So the guy thinks about it some more and says that he would like to be able to understand women. The genie looks at him and asks, "Do you want two lanes or four lanes?"

kaplin42
08-22-2006, 03:56 PM
sorta on / off topic. But whatever, its still funny.


Oh and SFW too.

The History of Bud Light (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=188)

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 04:03 PM
sorta on / off topic. But whatever, its still funny.


Oh and SFW too.

The History of Bud Light (http://www.transbuddha.com/mediaHolder.php?id=188)
ROFL But they forgot to mention what was invented so you could watch football on Sundays. :hmmm:

StcChief
08-22-2006, 04:45 PM
I'd just be surprised they got the code to compile using no logic.

How true. Loose compiler.
:clap:

Baby Lee
08-22-2006, 04:49 PM
ROFL But they forgot to mention what was invented so you could watch football on Sundays. :hmmm:
I think male primacy predates 1922.

BucEyedPea
08-22-2006, 05:08 PM
I think male primacy predates 1922.

Female primacy begins in 1971 according to the same clip!
:p