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Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2006, 10:08 AM
This morning's poop was without a doubt the best I can remember.

Nealry 6,200 posts and two years, that's my first poop thread. That is all.

Phobia
08-28-2006, 10:08 AM
I'm actually pooping at this very moment. No lie.

Count Alex's Wins
08-28-2006, 10:12 AM
I clogged up an American Standard yesterday. I don't think it had anything to do with the turd, but the porcelain tank top was somehow cracked.

greg63
08-28-2006, 10:17 AM
I clogged up an American Standard yesterday. I don't think it had anything to do with the turd, but the porcelain tank top was somehow cracked.

I believe you.

BucEyedPea
08-28-2006, 10:28 AM
http://www.pewterconnection.com/html/emoticons/poopresponsibly.png

Phobia
08-28-2006, 10:30 AM
I clogged up an American Standard yesterday. I don't think it had anything to do with the turd, but the porcelain tank top was somehow cracked.

That is not surprising. If you can clog up an American Standard Champion model, I would immediately seek the assistance of a poop specialist.

Hog Farmer
08-28-2006, 10:34 AM
That is not surprising. If you can clog up an American Standard Champion model, I would immediately seek the assistance of a poop specialist.

You got that right, I installed 2 of those in my house cause I didn't want any more stopped up commodes and I don't think even AL Bundy could stop up one of those. KAWOOOSH!

Phobia
08-28-2006, 10:36 AM
I've been pimping them here for a couple years. I have 4 of them in my house.

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2006, 10:40 AM
Good toilet, huh? I want a pressure assisted industrial model in my house.

Bootlegged
08-28-2006, 10:44 AM
Try an upper decker sometime. I suggest leaving one in a model house.

Phobia
08-28-2006, 10:48 AM
Good toilet, huh? I want a pressure assisted industrial model in my house.

It's the best value for the money, no doubt in my mind. You aren't going to spend $100 on one like your average cheap toilet (which should actually come with a plunger) but you aren't going to spend $500+ either. They're in the $250-350 range plus installation.

sedated
08-28-2006, 11:43 AM
I gotta quit drinking guiness and eating taco bell on Sunday nights.

people in my office are starting to give me funny looks and leave air freshener on my desk

chief2000
08-28-2006, 12:07 PM
Where are the pics ?

el borracho
08-28-2006, 12:16 PM
This morning's poop was without a doubt the best I can remember.

Nealry 6,200 posts and two years, that's my first poop thread. That is all.
Well... what made it so great? Speed? Ease? Cleanliness?

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2006, 12:18 PM
Well... what made it so great? Speed? Ease? Cleanliness?
Quantity, bulk, ease and cleanliness. I wasn't really paying attention to speed... I was reading the paper.

DMAC
08-28-2006, 01:03 PM
I accidentally swallowed a quarter in a game of...well, quarters this weekend and I am very worried about that poop.

Dave Lane
08-28-2006, 01:20 PM
OK I'll bite how did you swallow that quarter again? Was it a tip?

ROFL

Dave

DMAC
08-28-2006, 01:23 PM
OK I'll bite how did you swallow that quarter again? Was it a tip?

ROFL

DaveNo, i bounced the quarter in my glass and so I had to drink. Only the quarter didn't stay in my mouth as initially planned.

It was actually a game called chandelier.

ZepSinger
08-28-2006, 01:45 PM
I clogged up an American Standard yesterday. I don't think it had anything to do with the turd, but the porcelain tank top was somehow cracked.

We've got 4 of those in our house- they're TERRIBLE. My kids were clogging them up as 3 year-olds. If I had it to do again, it'd be well worth the $$$ for the industrial-strength toilets...

:cuss:

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2006, 01:46 PM
It was actually a game called chandelier.
Is that anything like teabagging? I played that game with an ex-girlfriend.

Phobia
08-28-2006, 01:48 PM
We've got 4 of those in our house- they're TERRIBLE. My kids were clogging them up as 3 year-olds. If I had it to do again, it'd be well worth the $$$ for the industrial-strength toilets...

:cuss:

That's right. If you upgrade one thing in your entire house, plumbing upgrades is money well spent. You keep yourself from shower scalding by spending $100 more on a shower mixer. You throw away the plunger (literally) by dropping $150 more on a toilet. In a 2 bathroom house, that's $500 total. That's money well spent.

BucEyedPea
08-28-2006, 02:50 PM
I refuse to even call mine a toilet...I prefer the word "throne." :)