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Demonpenz
08-28-2006, 11:36 PM
One of my friends died an importent and not even cool death. This of course was my glasses. So many mistakes by me and i haven't learned a damn thing. Do i spend 1 dollars on those floating things that you put around your neck? No do I not be a jackass on the float trip, hell no, do i always break my cell phone, loose my wallet, and break or loose or break my glasses F YEAH. My glasses didn't even die a good death this time. I got on the canoe i was horsing around and jumped in and in a second they were gone. I tried to make an long story about it involving magical hobbits who needed the glasses off of a virgin to take to dominique wilkins. But it was just me being an idiot. Now I am going to have to drive to atchison to get a new pair which of course they are going to charge an arm and a leg... and an arm.
Now i am stuck wearing these sunglasses that make me resemble Ray Charles exept blacker and more ganster. Here are the deaths of my wallet glasses and Cell phones

2 cell phones drown in mountain dew spilled in my cup holder 2005 september.
1 pair of glasses get stepped on by my friend outside matts apartment july 2005 alchohol involved.
1 cell phone breaks after it falls through a hole in my shorts and i run over it with a lawn mower (if your going to break it this is the way to go)
1 wallet drawn an infortunate death in the ozarks. Holly invovled somewhat
1 glasses and they are supposed to be imbreakable when i roll over on them after sleeping.

Halfcan
08-28-2006, 11:39 PM
sad

boogblaster
08-28-2006, 11:43 PM
Watch that first right turn....BOOG....

Ari Chi3fs
08-28-2006, 11:44 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/24818BP~The-Simpsons-Nelson-Haha-Posters.jpg

ENDelt260
08-28-2006, 11:45 PM
On my last float trip I lost my dignity, a pair of sandals, and a yellow shirt.

Wait... who am I kidding. My dignity was long gone before I even got on the water.

Discuss Thrower
08-28-2006, 11:48 PM
"How could this happen to me? I've made my mistakes, got nowhere to run as the night faded away..."

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:45 AM
As the sun sets on my 25th year on this great iiearth I reflect on alot of things. First is love and family. Second is God and Third is.....Wait this is about the float trip which was about a large amount of beer, naked skin, and beer with some beer throw in. It rained a large amount on Friday and luckily for me I had the great Amanda show me exactly where to put my tent which would be best be described as a mud shit hole. Ray = computers and comedy. Ray Doesn't do outdoors, tents, or St Louis. I am glad I spent 44 hours working on cds that me kevin mike and the boys grew up with... only to have it played for exactly 33 seconds until the radio nazi went over and changed it to dixie chicks or something equal or greater of annoyance. In fact this girl we brought with us i won't use her name but it rhymes with nikki the nazi. She changed the channel off of good songs so fast i thought she put her head under her cape like count dracula and turned it too james blunt. Or maybe she was related to inspector gadget and just yelled out GO GO GAGET DIXIE CHICKS and the station went exactly the when the fat dixe chick sings something stupid. No just kidden nikki. Everyone had a good time. We had thunderstorms, drama, fights, white trash people commenting on my big cock. Vinne and me floating for exactly 12 hours. There is too many stories to tell, but i will just say this. On saturday vinnie comes over and after 5 minutes makes out with the hottiest girl. Amanda dominates flippie cup. Then the game turns into strippie cup and At one point i was sitting next to 3 girls that were named on a picnic bench. It reminded me of Hyde part circa 97 exept for less std's. We did loose one of my friends on the trip where i will save for the next blog

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 12:48 AM
Flip cup on the river? That's impressive.

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:50 AM
There were two girls playing strip cup next to me but i had no glasses to look at the hoots. I kind of felt bad because I don't know how women parts work exactly but i am pretty sure they don't like to be bare assed on a picnic table

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 12:51 AM
They didn't go for the whole, "I'm blind... I need to feel your titties to know what they look like"?

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:52 AM
I have to get my friends pictures i wore the Larry Johnson charlotte jersey and i threw up the rock and jumped off a 12 foot rock on one part. And i also knocked over a snack cake stand in vichy

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:53 AM
Next year we are having fantasy float trip to see who gets to go on what canoe though. We had a couple fantasy busts

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 12:53 AM
I have to get my friends pictures i wore the Larry Johnson charlotte jersey and i threw up the rock and jumped off a 12 foot rock on one part. And i also knocked over a snack cake stand in vichy
F*ck Vichy.

No... wait... f*ck Vienna. I think Vichy lets you drive through at something reasonable like 45 or 50. It's f*cking Vienna that drops down to 25. F*cking Vienna.

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:54 AM
I didn't really even come close to talking getting laid turns out girls don't like talking about the ins and outs of beating king hippo

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 12:54 AM
vichy is the place where the city hall and fire station is a garage

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 12:56 AM
Remember kids... when you go floating, safety first.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4239/2119044873050bgma4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Demonpenz
08-29-2006, 01:03 AM
a good thought that would never happen? Chiefs planet float trip.

luv
08-29-2006, 01:13 AM
Remember kids... when you go floating, safety first.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4239/2119044873050bgma4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
You laugh, but that would so be me on a float trip. In a canoe anyway. Last time I went on one, I was the only person wearing a life jacket the whole time.

Oh, and you look a little sideways.

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 01:17 AM
That didn't stay on the whole float trip... that was just for the picture.

And, yes, I was quite sideways all day.

luv
08-29-2006, 01:20 AM
That didn't stay on the whole float trip... that was just for the picture.

And, yes, I was quite sideways all day.
Tubing is different. I don't know why, but I feel safer in a tube. My first time in a canoe, and we tipped over. I'm not the greatest swimmer.

ENDelt260
08-29-2006, 01:21 AM
That's not tubing.

luv
08-29-2006, 01:30 AM
That's not tubing.
My bad. Guess I should say anything inflatable.

greg63
08-29-2006, 01:56 AM
One of my friends died an importent and not even cool death. This of course was my glasses. So many mistakes by me and i haven't learned a damn thing. Do i spend 1 dollars on those floating things that you put around your neck? No do I not be a jackass on the float trip, hell no, do i always break my cell phone, loose my wallet, and break or loose or break my glasses F YEAH. My glasses didn't even die a good death this time. I got on the canoe i was horsing around and jumped in and in a second they were gone. I tried to make an long story about it involving magical hobbits who needed the glasses off of a virgin to take to dominique wilkins. But it was just me being an idiot. Now I am going to have to drive to atchison to get a new pair which of course they are going to charge an arm and a leg... and an arm.
Now i am stuck wearing these sunglasses that make me resemble Ray Charles exept blacker and more ganster. Here are the deaths of my wallet glasses and Cell phones

2 cell phones drown in mountain dew spilled in my cup holder 2005 september.
1 pair of glasses get stepped on by my friend outside matts apartment july 2005 alchohol involved.
1 cell phone breaks after it falls through a hole in my shorts and i run over it with a lawn mower (if your going to break it this is the way to go)
1 wallet drawn an infortunate death in the ozarks. Holly invovled somewhat
1 glasses and they are supposed to be imbreakable when i roll over on them after sleeping.


...Geez, sounds like you and I are cut from the same mold; although I don't do all those things much anymore.

greg63
08-29-2006, 01:58 AM
Remember kids... when you go floating, safety first.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4239/2119044873050bgma4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

...Can you fix your pic; I have to lay my head sideways on my desk to look at it.