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Hog Farmer
08-29-2006, 12:15 PM
Did I hear Herm say Scanlons nose was broke. I wouldn't think that could be possible.

ncognito
08-29-2006, 12:16 PM
No problem, it'll molt and he'll just grow a new one.

Lzen
08-29-2006, 12:17 PM
Eh, just rub some dirt on it. Heck, it'll probably make him look better anyway.

jiveturkey
08-29-2006, 12:19 PM
It wasn't made known to the public but a giant asteroid made of pure iron was heading right for us.

We launched Scanlon directly at it and using his face he was able to obliterate it.

Dartgod
08-29-2006, 12:19 PM
Scanlon's nose broke? Inconceivable!

They must have meant that the nose on the life-sized statue of Scanlon they are placing outside Arrowhead is broken.

tk13
08-29-2006, 12:20 PM
Who brought Kryptonite to training camp?

RockChalk
08-29-2006, 12:20 PM
It wasn't made known to the public but a giant asteroid made of pure iron was heading right for us.

We launched Scanlon directly at it and using his face he was able to obliterate it.
ROFL

Fried Meat Ball!
08-29-2006, 12:22 PM
If he were a real man, he'd have been able to tell Mick to cut him.

Radar Chief
08-29-2006, 12:31 PM
Wonder why he allowed that? :hmmm:

Cochise
08-29-2006, 12:41 PM
How could we drink up the sea?

Who gave us the sponge to wipe away the entire horizon?

What were we doing when we unchained this earth from its sun?

Is there still any up or down?

Are we not straying, as through an infinite nothing?

DaFace
08-29-2006, 01:00 PM
Scanlon's nose broke? Inconceivable!

http://www.priceofliberty.net/wp-content/images/PostImages/inconceivable_222.jpg

nychief
08-29-2006, 01:07 PM
What Herm didn't tell you was he Broke it with his OWN dick.

Simplex3
08-29-2006, 02:14 PM
What Herm didn't tell you was he Broke it with his OWN dick.

You
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Bwana
08-29-2006, 02:26 PM
I call BS, it's Scanlon for the love of Pete! Not only could a mortal man not break that thing, but it is registered as a deadly weapon in 49 of the 50 states!

ROYC75
08-29-2006, 02:30 PM
I call BS, it's Scanlon for the love of Pete! Not only could a mortal man not break that thing, but it is registered as a deadly weapon in 49 of the 50 states!


BS, you know Montana jumped aboard just last week, you were leaving yourself an out !

Bwana
08-29-2006, 02:34 PM
BS, you know Montana jumped aboard just last week, you were leaving yourself an out !

Darnit Roy, you flat out busted me. :D

SNR
08-29-2006, 02:37 PM
We all know Boomer stole Excalibur from the Lady of the Lake and did it for roster position. There's no other way this could have happened.

Bob Dole
08-29-2006, 02:40 PM
This is just crazy talk.

Good day to you.

JimNasium
08-29-2006, 02:49 PM
You don't break Rich Scanlon's nose, Rich Scanlon's nose breaks you.

Phobia
08-29-2006, 02:54 PM
Funny, I didn't even know Chuck Norris was in town.

Dartgod
08-29-2006, 02:56 PM
Funny, I didn't even know Chuck Norris was in town.Nobody ever knows when Chuck Norris is in town. Not even Rich Scanlon.

keg in kc
08-29-2006, 03:39 PM
He walked into the cheerleaders' locker room by accident. The resulting erection led to the broken nose.

ChiefaRoo
08-29-2006, 04:23 PM
Hey this would be a really funny thread if it was ummm............................2005.

Here's another one "Nanu Nanu" oh and one more. "well excuuussee mee!"

Jesus just stop it

Zebedee DuBois
08-29-2006, 04:24 PM
This is one life's great imponderables.....like asking if God can create an object so big that He couldn't move it.

Bob Dole
08-29-2006, 05:03 PM
Hey this would be a really funny thread if it was ummm............................2005.

Here's another one "Nanu Nanu" oh and one more. "well excuuussee mee!"

Jesus just stop it

Rich Scanlon is timeless.

keg in kc
08-29-2006, 05:03 PM
Hey this would be a really funny thread if it was ummm............................2005.

Here's another one "Nanu Nanu" oh and one more. "well excuuussee mee!"

Jesus just stop it2005?

Does the name Mike Peterson mean anything to you?

If it doesn't, then that's why you don't understand this thread...

Braincase
08-29-2006, 05:21 PM
Already an update over at the Chiefs board...

ChiefButthurt
08-29-2006, 05:32 PM
I call BS also......when Rich Scanlon was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Braincase
08-29-2006, 07:27 PM
I call BS also......when Rich Scanlon was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Ahh... the red-hair connection is now clear to me..