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tonyd
08-29-2006, 05:53 PM
I think its the Packers by far....
with the Lions ,Jets and 49ers right behind.

HemiEd
08-29-2006, 05:55 PM
Raiders, they suck the most.

Deberg_1990
08-29-2006, 05:55 PM
Oakland....Jeff George (What, Todd Marinovich wasnt available??)

JBucc
08-29-2006, 05:57 PM
Joakland

morphius
08-29-2006, 05:58 PM
Oakland - 49rs - Lions - Cleveland - Houston

All are in B A D shape.

WARPARTY70
08-29-2006, 05:58 PM
Raiders Raiduhs

noa
08-29-2006, 06:03 PM
I think the 49ers are worse than the Packers

Adept Havelock
08-29-2006, 06:13 PM
Oakland....Jeff George (What, Todd Marinovich wasnt available??)

Nope. Plunkett turned them down.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:15 PM
Cardinals. Any team that gets named after a boidie is the worst.

I mean wtf...it's a football team. Anything else...pronghorns, Apaches, scrorpians, rattlers anything but being named after a boidie.

Frazod
08-29-2006, 06:19 PM
Cardinals. Any team that gets named after a boidie is the worst.

I mean wtf...it's a football team. Anything else...pronghorns, Apaches, scoprians, rattlers anything but being named after a boidie.

I guess you're not too keen on the Eagles, Ravens, Falcons or Seahawks, either.

Calcountry
08-29-2006, 06:19 PM
Cardinals. Any team that gets named after a boidie is the worst.

I mean wtf...it's a football team. Anything else...pronghorns, Apaches, scoprians, rattlers anything but being named after a boidie.Of course, they could be really dumb and name a team after a tree. For instance, the Buckeyes.

Baby Lee
08-29-2006, 06:22 PM
Chiefs [/Vladie Downer]

Scorp
08-29-2006, 06:22 PM
Oakland, San Fransico, New Orleans.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:30 PM
I guess you're not too keen on the Eagles, Ravens, Falcons or Seahawks, either.
Three of those are birds of prey. I think a ravenis too but I am not sure. But a Raven is kinda dark and creepy. A cardinal is a pretty, dainty and small bird...hardly threatening or in the same category as the other birds. Ya' know what I mean?

Frazod
08-29-2006, 06:36 PM
Three of those are birds of prey. I think a ravenis too but I am not sure. But a Raven is kinda dark and creepy. A cardinal is a pretty, dainty and small bird...hardly threatening or in the same category as the other birds. Ya' know what I mean?

It would scare the crap out of you if you were a worm. :D

SNR
08-29-2006, 06:39 PM
Three of those are birds of prey. I think a ravenis too but I am not sure. But a Raven is kinda dark and creepy. A cardinal is a pretty, dainty and small bird...hardly threatening or in the same category as the other birds. Ya' know what I mean?Actually, Ravens are scavengers. They're in the family of buzzards and vultures, and feed on unfinished carcasses.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:42 PM
Actually, Ravens are scavengers. They're in the family of buzzards and vultures, and feed on unfinished carcasses.
Well there ya' go! Pefect for a football team now isn't it.

However, I just did a search and it came up under bird of prey...but doesn't seem right.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:43 PM
It would scare the crap out of you if you were Herm. :D

True. Or a seed. It's all a matter of perspective isn't it.
ROFL

Raiderhader
08-29-2006, 06:45 PM
Three of those are birds of prey. I think a ravenis too but I am not sure. But a Raven is kinda dark and creepy. A cardinal is a pretty, dainty and small bird...hardly threatening or in the same category as the other birds. Ya' know what I mean?



Actually, one of the three isn't even a real bird.

Frazod
08-29-2006, 06:45 PM
Actually, Ravens are scavengers. They're in the family of buzzards and vultures, and feed on unfinished carcasses.

Sounds like a perfect fit for Ray Lewis.

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:47 PM
Actually, one of the three isn't even a real bird.
Interesting why?

I checked the eagle one out as I wasn't sure and it came up as one. Is it that one? If so it's still pretty masculine looking and even majestic...as opposed to a cardinal.

BTW I have a demented cardinal the flies head first into my shower glass window about ten times each day.

Raiderhader
08-29-2006, 06:52 PM
Interesting why?

I checked the eagle one out as I wasn't sure and it came up as one. Is it that one? If so it's still pretty masculine looking and even majestic...as opposed to a cardinal.

There is no such thing as a seahawk. It is a make believe bird.

BTW I have a demented cardinal the flies head first into my shower glass window about ten times each day.

There used to be one of those in Arizona, too. Now he's in Denver, but instead of flying into a window he throw passes to the defense.

Basileus777
08-29-2006, 06:54 PM
Jets.

Skip Towne
08-29-2006, 06:56 PM
There is no such thing as a seahawk. It is a make believe bird.



There used to be one of those in Arizona, too. Now he's in Denver, but instead of flying into a window he throw passes to the defense.
Next you'll be trying to tell us a Jayhawk isn't a real bird. :KU:

BucEyedPea
08-29-2006, 06:56 PM
There is no such thing as a seahawk. It is a make believe bird.

Hmmm... :hmmm:

So it's a mythical bird of prey I take it with the "hawk" in it.

There used to be one of those in Arizona, too. Now he's in Denver, but instead of flying into a window he throw passes to the defense.
:D :thumb:

He still beat my Pats in the playoffs though. :(

Raiderhader
08-29-2006, 06:59 PM
Next you'll be trying to tell us a Jayhawk isn't a real bird. :KU:



Well, it isn't.


A chickenhawk on the other hand...... :)

Raiderhader
08-29-2006, 07:01 PM
Hmmm... :hmmm:

So it's a mythical bird of prey I take it with the "hawk" in it.

I would assume that is what they were going for.


:D :thumb:

He still beat my Pats in the playoffs though. :(

How embarrassing that must be for you.

big nasty kcnut
08-29-2006, 07:04 PM
Vince evan was not around so the raiders got jeff george.

thurman merman
08-29-2006, 07:54 PM
49ers, by far.

whoman69
08-29-2006, 08:05 PM
The Jets will be a joke this year. Rookie head coach is trying to make a statement and hasn't named a QB two weeks from the season opener. Their main runner is a goal line and short yardage specialist. Horrible line. They are well on their way to the #1 pick.

plbrdude
08-29-2006, 08:54 PM
Nope. Plunkett turned them down.


i was thinkin of him when i saw they signed boy george. al davis must have plunkettitus. he thinks any time he can sign an old washed up player they'll be superbowl bound. just like with plunkett.

milkman
08-29-2006, 09:50 PM
i was thinkin of him when i saw they signed boy george. al davis must have plunkettitus. he thinks any time he can sign an old washed up player they'll be superbowl bound. just like with plunkett.

As I understand it (I could be wrong), with senility, your memory of recent events is affected, but you still retain memories of times long passed.

Because of that, Al thought he was just signing George to an extention.

Ugly Duck
08-29-2006, 10:08 PM
There is no such thing as a seahawk. It is a make believe bird.


http://www.10000birds.com/photogallery/charliesosprey.jpg

What Kind Of Bird Is A Seahawk?

The NFL playoffs are heating up and now that Seattle's team looks poised to capture the NFC championship, if not the whole enchilada, I'm getting a slew of inquiries asking, "What kind of bird is a seahawk?" Good question, sports fans!

Seahawk is but one of many nicknames for the awesome Osprey (Pandion haliaetus). This large, long-winged bird of prey cuts a striking figure, dark chocolate brown above and white below with a strong black line through its eye. This color scheme is obviously a bit more understated than the blue, teal, and chartreuse palette favored by the football Seahawks, but seems to work well for the raptor.

Besides seahawk, osprey may also be referred to as fish hawk or fish eagle. According to the Peregrine Fund, the bird's common name is derived from the Latin word ossifragus, meaning "a bone breaker." A fitting name for a football team indeed!

http://www.10000birds.com/january2006.htm

http://www.seattleaudubon.org/uploadedImages/Science/seahawk_osprey.jpg

Ugly Duck
08-29-2006, 10:19 PM
Chiefs. Old, washed-up, Depends-wearing geriatrics with the worst excuses for backups in the entire league. When the injury bug hits the decrepid, osteoporotic bones of the ancient KC GrandPaws this season, the Keystone Backups will provide comic relief for NFL fans far and wide.

morphius
08-30-2006, 09:55 AM
Chiefs. Old, washed-up, Depends-wearing geriatrics with the worst excuses for backups in the entire league. When the injury bug hits the decrepid, osteoporotic bones of the ancient KC GrandPaws this season, the Keystone Backups will provide comic relief for NFL fans far and wide.
Our 22 starters average an ancient 27 years old...

Predarat
08-30-2006, 10:03 AM
The Titans are looking pretty damn bad right about now.

morphius
08-30-2006, 10:19 AM
The Titans are looking pretty damn bad right about now.
I'd give them a couple more years of sucking before making that determiniation.

I still can't believe I forgot the Cards in my list. That team just amazes me in their ability to have some great piece together, and just crap everywhere else.

milkman
08-30-2006, 10:22 AM
I don't know who the worst team is, but I'm hoping it's not the Raiders.
I hate for them to get the opportunity to draft Brady Quinn.

Hound333
08-30-2006, 10:38 AM
Wow im torn here. I got a push going between the 49ers and the Jets. I am going to go with the 49ers though I think the Jets will get the first pick being in a tougher division.

King_Chief_Fan
08-30-2006, 10:49 AM
Chiefs. Old, washed-up, Depends-wearing geriatrics with the worst excuses for backups in the entire league. When the injury bug hits the decrepid, osteoporotic bones of the ancient KC GrandPaws this season, the Keystone Backups will provide comic relief for NFL fans far and wide.

Even the Grandpaws will have little to no hassle dumping Raiders on their inept asses built by a lunatic owner, a retread HC and a bed and breakfast OC. (and lest I forget the brilliant make a differnce signing of a washed up 40 year old head case QB.)

listopencil
08-30-2006, 10:59 AM
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bringbackmarty
08-30-2006, 11:32 AM
There is no such thing as a seahawk. It is a make believe bird.



There used to be one of those in Arizona, too. Now he's in Denver, but instead of flying into a window he throw passes to the defense.

A seahawk is an osprey the bird on the helmet looks like an osprey, and osprey are commonly referred to as seahawks, on both the east and west coasts.

ck_IN
08-30-2006, 12:10 PM
If you're going for over time I'd give the prize to the Lions with the Cards as a runner up. The Lions in the last decade have redefined bad.

As bad as oaktown is I'd rate them 4th behind the Lions, Cards & 49rs.