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greg63
08-31-2006, 01:42 AM
....that only Germany beat the U.S. out for having the dirtiest hands.


That is all.

Guru
08-31-2006, 01:43 AM
WHAT?

greg63
08-31-2006, 05:22 AM
WHAT?


Seriously that's what they said. I don't know if they took into account every nation in the world or not, but that is the statistic they quoted.

Inspector
08-31-2006, 05:34 AM
Yeah, but we have the dirtiest minds.

WE WIN!!!!!!

Radar Chief
08-31-2006, 06:25 AM
Yeah, but we have the dirtiest minds.

WE WIN!!!!!!

Don’t be so fast, ever seen German pron?

Dartgod
08-31-2006, 06:32 AM
Donger's gonna be pissed when he sees this.

jidar
08-31-2006, 06:58 AM
More liberal progaganda. They hate America.

Brock
08-31-2006, 07:01 AM
Wash your hands, you dirty little piggies.

jidar
08-31-2006, 07:05 AM
come to think of it, they do smell a little funky.

greg63
08-31-2006, 07:06 AM
Wash your hands, you dirty little piggies.
LMAO

greg63
08-31-2006, 07:07 AM
come to think of it, they do smell a little funky.
You should always wash them after using the rest room.

Radar Chief
08-31-2006, 07:23 AM
come to think of it, they do smell a little funky.

Who, Germans or your hands? :shrug:

Lzen
08-31-2006, 07:26 AM
You should always wash them after using the rest room.

Heh, you'd be surprised at how many people don't do that. Every door handle you touch after they went to the bathroom and didn't wash their hands........ :Lin:

Lzen
08-31-2006, 07:27 AM
Somehow I really think what you heard was BS. How can we be worse than a lot of 3rd world nations? I seriously doubt that it's possible.

greg63
08-31-2006, 07:30 AM
Heh, you'd be surprised at how many people don't do that. Every door handle you touch after they went to the bathroom and didn't wash their hands........ :Lin:


True, gas stations and fast food joints are probably the worst.

greg63
08-31-2006, 07:32 AM
Somehow I really think what you heard was BS. How can we be worse than a lot of 3rd world nations? I seriously doubt that it's possible.
Yeah, I thought of that myself. They couldn't have studied and compared every country of the world.

Iowanian
08-31-2006, 09:20 AM
I guarantee we've got cleaner hands than the handass wipers.


I do wish more of you nasty bastards would wash your hands before leaving the restroom....especially the nasty bastards who leave the crapper in a restaraunt or work environment.

Rain Man
08-31-2006, 09:26 AM
Is sticky the same as dirty?


Anyway, I was in a restaurant bathroom the other day, and they had a sign that said something like this (repeated as close to verbatim as I can remember):

"All employees will wash their hands after using the bathroom, using appropriate temperature of water and soap. Upon leaving, employees will use a paper towel to grasp the door handle and open it. Upon opening it, they will then discard the paper towel in the trash can without touching the door handle."

I found the sign to be quite intriguing. I'm betting there's a story behind it.

greg63
08-31-2006, 12:36 PM
Is sticky the same as dirty?


Anyway, I was in a restaurant bathroom the other day, and they had a sign that said something like this (repeated as close to verbatim as I can remember):

"All employees will wash their hands after using the bathroom, using appropriate temperature of water and soap. Upon leaving, employees will use a paper towel to grasp the door handle and open it. Upon opening it, they will then discard the paper towel in the trash can without touching the door handle."

I found the sign to be quite intriguing. I'm betting there's a story behind it.
I'll bet food poisoning or hepatitis is behind the story.

Lzen
08-31-2006, 12:39 PM
Is sticky the same as dirty?


Anyway, I was in a restaurant bathroom the other day, and they had a sign that said something like this (repeated as close to verbatim as I can remember):

"All employees will wash their hands after using the bathroom, using appropriate temperature of water and soap. Upon leaving, employees will use a paper towel to grasp the door handle and open it. Upon opening it, they will then discard the paper towel in the trash can without touching the door handle."

I found the sign to be quite intriguing. I'm betting there's a story behind it.

I do that.

Radar Chief
08-31-2006, 12:51 PM
I do that.

Same here, but I blame the wife. She’s an RN and she’s slowly turn’n me into a “germaphobe”.

greg63
08-31-2006, 12:55 PM
Same here, but I blame the wife. She’s an RN and she’s slowly turn’n me into a “germaphobe”.



ROFL

Iowanian
08-31-2006, 12:57 PM
Word.
Same here, but I blame the wife. She’s an RN and she’s slowly turn’n me into a “germaphobe”.

It wouldn't be necessary if more nasty bastards would wash their hands after touching their rusty pickles and mud button.

MVChiefFan
08-31-2006, 01:35 PM
On a serious note, do germans really smell funny? The wife and I plan on taking a trip to europe and thought about visiting Germany. I want to know what I'm dealing with in the stink department.

Iowanian
08-31-2006, 01:40 PM
I don't know about germans, but I'll verify that French People tend to smell like a sack full of road kill.

MVChiefFan
08-31-2006, 01:44 PM
I don't know about germans, but I'll verify that French People tend to smell like a sack full of road kill.


ROFL

Great. I'm really looking forward to this trip

Skip Towne
08-31-2006, 01:46 PM
How can I tell if I'm a nasty bastard?

Smed1065
08-31-2006, 01:52 PM
always wondered why they have the doors open where you have to grab the handle and pull to exit anyway, instead of opening outwards whert you can use your shoe to open insted of a towel.

Iowanian
08-31-2006, 01:54 PM
I don't know skip.

Do you wash your hands after dribbling on your shoes?

Do you go directly from dick to bag of chips you're sharing with coworkers without washing?

Both good signs of nasty bastards.


How can I tell if I'm a nasty bastard?